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      Rivalry Smack
    New guy at work has one of those four wheel scooters for his broken foot...

    By: utaH-man, Wednesday 2 November 2011

    New guy at work has one of those four wheel scooters for his broken foot...

    Posted By: utaH-man
    Date: 2011-11-02 09:05:15

    around the water cooler, (in my Carolina Gamecocks shirt) I go up to him and say "Welcome to Apple!" to which he says "Thanks" and he takes his leg of the cart. As he does, I notice a sticker on said wheelie cart and, fully serious, I say "Oh, did you work for Yahoo?"
    Y: No? Why do you say that?
    H: Well isn't that the Yahoo logo on your cart thinger?
    Y: That's a byU helmet sticker given to me by ______(who cares)
    H: Oh! Riiiiiiight! My bad, I don't recognize all the mid-major FCS teams.
    Y: We're an FBS team
    H: That plays headliners against Idaho AND Idaho State? You guys play Idaho Tech this year too or are you saving that juggernaut for one of your 54 ESPN games next year?

    No response as sees my true colors and gets on his cart and wheels into the sunset with a "At least WE have a winning record!!!" to which I replied "Against LOSING teams!!!"

    I think this is the beginning of a long and healthy relationship.

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