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    Rivalry Smack
     

    The PAC vs. The MTN

    State vs. Church

    Outer Darkness vs. Land of Zion

    Education vs. Indoctrination

    The Shire vs. Mordor

    Thinkers vs. Followers

    Free Speech vs. Filtered Speech

    Diversity vs. Oneness

    Science vs. Apologetics

    Beer-guzzling Partiers vs. Scripture-toting Pinheads

    Graduation Ceremony vs. Candle-passing Ceremony

    B.S. vs. MRS.

    Research vs. Scripturesearch

    Fraternity Police vs. Thought Police

    Meat vs. Milk

    Questioning vs. Obeying

    Goats vs. Sheep


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    o Then suddenly, one of the prisoners stood up and said, "Let Wilson throw the ball!"
    By: DownhereUte, Posted on: Nov 6, '14 (Views: 54)
    SgtUte
    o And we have some fans that actually wish we would have played these out of control, head hunting dip$#!+s instead of Michigan.
    By: TheBaron, Posted on: Sep 22, '14 (Views: 59)
    Ute King
    o The impact of the SLC radio media market on Utah fandom
    By: applesanchez, Posted on: Aug 19, '14 (Views: 148)
    Ute King
    o It sure seems like a lot of former BYU players especially from the Bronco era are pissed off, bitter, and vocal
    By: Samak, Posted on: Aug 18, '14 (Views: 122)
    SgtUte
    o BYU has put themselves in a great position for an invite to the Big 12
    By: bcsboundcatz, Posted on: Jun 23, '14 (Views: 198)
    SgtUte
    o It is shocking just how stupid they can be.
    By: UteThunder, Posted on: Jun 16, '14 (Views: 182)
    Ute King
    o Not sure what that feels like, but hypothetically, if I used weak smack talk against a swim team and simultaneously lost in football 75% of the time even though I cheated, well, then, if that's what a Zoob is and feels like, fetch yes!
    By: Hammer, Posted on: May 22, '14 (Views: 185)
    FountainofUte
    o Can you guys tell me which one of these is Duane Busby?
    By: Folderdog, Posted on: May 21, '14 (Views: 146)
    SgtUte
    o Hanging with Andy Reid tonight.
    By: KCMOUte, Posted on: Apr 26, '14 (Views: 184)
    SgtUte
    o I never thought I would see the day where Utah State had twice as many players on NFL rosters than BYU. WOW.
    By: TheRealU, Posted on: Mar 17, '14 (Views: 181)
    SgtUte
    o BYU has never been to a final four?! Au contraire!
    By: TheBaron, Posted on: Mar 4, '14 (Views: 201)
    Ute King
    o Why I go to UteFans.net and other websites too
    By: Rocker Ute, Posted on: Mar 4, '14 (Views: 171)
    LA Ute
    o It gets worse. The remaining teams are Texas Pan American, South Dakota State, Bryant University, Western Illinois, UCF, NDSU, and Arkansas State.
    By: Max Power, Posted on: Feb 28, '14 (Views: 196)
    Ute King
    o My little vw suv hit a mildly interesting mileage today
    By: NarfUte, Posted on: Jan 7, '14 (Views: 184)
    SgtUte
    o BREAKING NEWS- Outdoor life has sent Jeff Benedict to write a story about the redemption of the Goblin Valley Heroes.
    By: Utes49ers, Posted on: Oct 18, '13 (Views: 182)
    LA Ute
    o The inmates at the state penitentiary are going to enjoy hearing the story about Hoffman's indiscretions MUCH more than Handley's
    By: SigEp Ute, Posted on: Sep 27, '13 (Views: 198)
    Officer Swoop
    o Have you ever noticed that it is ALWAYS beer that gets thrown/dumped/spit on BYU players/fans/coaches?
    By: Weenus, Posted on: Sep 26, '13 (Views: 199)
    Ute King
    o You're just embarrassing yourself at this point.
    By: TheBaron, Posted on: Sep 19, '13 (Views: 207)
    Ute King
    o Pac-12 blog links to the Trib story as follows:
    By: Silent Ute, Posted on: Sep 18, '13 (Views: 195)
    Rocker Ute
    o Today My sis in law (Utah Fan) and her Husband (TDS Fan) Had a little girl
    By: BigREDmonsta, Posted on: Aug 27, '13 (Views: 191)
    UtahUte72
    o The Love Cape
    By: Milton Vanderslice, Posted on: Aug 22, '13 (Views: 196)
    SgtUte
    o What this world needs is a bit more compassion
    By: utahute16, Posted on: Jun 11, '13 (Views: 284)
    midnightversion
    o I was invited to speak at the commencement of my daughter's Kindergarten class yesterday. I thought you might enjoy the transcript:
    By: Rocker Ute, Posted on: Jun 5, '13 (Views: 379)
    Rocker Ute
    o Why we don't care if TDS fans downplay our PAC-12 tournament win, or any Utah wins, in any sport
    By: uteinlogan, Posted on: Mar 14, '13 (Views: 382)
    LA Ute
    o I'm pretty sure I'm going to give up my Ute fanhood........
    By: ColoUte, Posted on: Feb 12, '13 (Views: 359)
    UtahMan77
    o Jimmer highlight reel...
    By: Maji Man, Posted on: Jan 21, '13 (Views: 363)
    Green Storm Ute
    o I like to think Coach Roderick's stint at byu went something like this:
    By: jamarcus22, Posted on: Jan 17, '13 (Views: 357)
    WebMonkey
    o Hilarious tweet from Jake Murphy
    By: Agent47, Posted on: Jan 17, '13 (Views: 330)
    SgtUte
    o Hilarious tweet from Jake Murphy
    By: Agent47, Posted on: Jan 17, '13 (Views: 331)
    SgtUte
    o I can't.
    By: scratch, Posted on: Dec 20, '12 (Views: 313)
    Green Storm Ute
    o apparently Jimmer played 6 seconds in the Kings Opener last night (yes 6 whole seconds). 9 thoughts:
    By: vUUdoo, Posted on: Nov 1, '12 (Views: 333)
    SgtUte
    o While sitting at the gate waiting for a flight from DFW to SLC this morning...
    By: pangloss, Posted on: Sep 20, '12 (Views: 354)
    WebMonkey
    o BYU fan guide to hypocrisy
    By: TheMightyAlaskanUte, Posted on: Sep 19, '12 (Views: 958)
    SgtUte
    o Zoob Six Steps to Overcome Grief
    By: njute, Posted on: Sep 18, '12 (Views: 426)
    WebMonkey
    o Lya said "maybe" which is what she does to absolve herself of the responsibility of her words...
    By: WebMonkey, Posted on: Sep 18, '12 (Views: 344)
    WebMonkey
    o Found out today that my first grader got heckled really bad at
    By: Ute Dawg, Posted on: Sep 18, '12 (Views: 352)
    WebMonkey
    o Ya know, if you want all your fellow fans to be choir boys and sweet spirits, go cheer for the team in blue.
    By: Hayes6, Posted on: Sep 17, '12 (Views: 353)
    WebMonkey
    o This has been a heated rivalry for a long time but it isn't worse than other rivalries, and the fan behavior is actually better, almost always.
    By: Agent47, Posted on: Sep 17, '12 (Views: 371)
    WebMonkey
    o A Cougar fan sitting in front of me last night wanted to show me a picture of a young Ute he took before the beginning of the game.
    By: ladyinred, Posted on: Sep 16, '12 (Views: 417)
    WebMonkey
    o Wait wait wait..I thought BYU players were "mad" about last year and "pumped" for this game? And didnt Kyle Van DUI say that "We have the fire, Utah doesnt"?
    By: TheMightyAlaskanUte, Posted on: Sep 16, '12 (Views: 391)
    WebMonkey

     

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