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NEW: Just maybe someone shouldn't have eaten that sandwich?
Flyer - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 01:19 pm [ID# 1513284] false
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Ute in DC icon
NEW: I'd eat a sandwich with her. (nm)
Ute in DC - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 01:28 pm [ID# 1513285] false
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SubstiUTE icon
NEW: Dont get the joke. (nm)
SubstiUTE - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 01:38 pm [ID# 1513286] false
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Utes4Ever icon
NEW: ^^^^ This ^^^^
Utes4Ever - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 01:41 pm [ID# 1513287] false
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Utes4Ever icon
NEW: RE: Is Flyer suggesting that she is fat? I am certain 99.9999% of the fans on this page would hit that any day of the week and twice on Saturday while tail gating. (nm)
Utes4Ever - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 01:42 pm [ID# 1513288] false
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UTAH744 icon
NEW: Sex and Tail gating. Sounds like a winning combo. (nm)
UTAH744 - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 02:51 pm [ID# 1513321] false
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NEW: Well? Okay!
Flyer - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 04:36 pm [ID# 1513347] false
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NEW: She's Cute. (nm)
Biggest T - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 08:58 pm [ID# 1513368] false
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San Diego Ute Fan icon
NEW: On this site, when somebody posts a photo of a girl that looks too thin, the quick response is: "She needs a sandwich." The blue stars are telling Flyer that she's not fat. (nm)
San Diego Ute Fan - Top 25 Poster -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 01:46 pm [ID# 1513290] false
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NEW: Ohhhh..... I thought is had to do with a fart joke or something.... Cause the guy looks a little flustered - like he wanted out of the situation but was stuck. I was waaaay off. (nm)
BaldHatu - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 01:57 pm [ID# 1513299] false
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Ute in DC icon
NEW: Not a joke as such. Flyer was implying, I think, that she is fat, but she's pretty well proportioned. Hence, I'd happily eat a sandwich with her. (nm)
Ute in DC - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 01:44 pm [ID# 1513289] false
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jhill icon
NEW: I don't think Flyer is saying she is fat. I think he is saying the guy face looks like she ripped one so a sandwich made her fart. (nm)
jhill - Top 25 Poster -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 01:52 pm [ID# 1513295] false
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NEW: I KNOW, HUH!?!? SEE MY POST ABOVE!!!! I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!!!!! (short)
BaldHatu - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 02:00 pm [ID# 1513300] false
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SubstiUTE icon
NEW: Maybe he meant she ate a bean sandwich.
SubstiUTE - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 02:33 pm [ID# 1513313] false
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San Diego Ute Fan icon
NEW: With cabbage on the side. Yeah, that'd work. (nm)
San Diego Ute Fan - Top 25 Poster -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 02:40 pm [ID# 1513317] false
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NEW: I think he's writing about me - I could be mistaken for the fat guy in the stands wearing red. It is not me, though. I don't wear white hats. (nm)
pangloss - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 03:03 pm [ID# 1513326] false
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NEW: Chuck Norris -- I've never read so many CN one-liners until I read this E$PN article.
justaute - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 01:06 pm [ID# 1513281] false
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NEW: ...and the Chuck Norris one liners just keep flowing like the Mississippi River!!!!
Greginslc - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 01:56 pm [ID# 1513298] false
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NEW: I had never heard the one about Chuck crawling through the desert.... aroused.
BaldHatu - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 02:06 pm [ID# 1513303] false
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San Diego Ute Fan icon
NEW: When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris. (nm)
San Diego Ute Fan - Top 25 Poster -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 02:19 pm [ID# 1513308] false
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Tagzz icon
NEW: "Chuck Norris actually ate the bones" (nm)
Tagzz - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 02:51 pm [ID# 1513320] false
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Tagzz icon
NEW: I like this one "Chuck Norris killed Lenny Kekua" hahahahaha (nm)
Tagzz - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 02:54 pm [ID# 1513322] false
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NEW: That is the funniest thread I've ever seen/read.
Chad Sexington - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 03:02 pm [ID# 1513325] false
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arizonaute icon
NEW: Chuck Norris once told Gordon Ramsey his cooking SUCKED (nm)
arizonaute - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 03:17 pm [ID# 1513329] false
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UtahUte72 icon
NEW: So since the topic of the day is closing the GITMO prison, I'll share my take away from a discussion on the subject on CSPAN over the weekend.
UtahUte72 - Top 25 Poster -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 01:04 pm [ID# 1513278] false
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pangloss icon
NEW: I do not understand why they cannot be tried in Federal courts. It costs $1 million per year per prisoner at GItmo. Congress's actions to prevent their trial on the continental US was not based on analysis, but on un-reasoned fear and politics. (nm)
pangloss - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 03:01 pm [ID# 1513324] false
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UtahUte72 icon
NEW: So why not just establish a Federal Court down there and try them?
UtahUte72 - Top 25 Poster -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 03:15 pm [ID# 1513327] false
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pangloss icon
NEW: I have no idea about the issues of establishing a new court. Seating a jury strikes me it would peculiar. Congress & the WH need to resolve it and proceed. (nm)
pangloss - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 03:31 pm [ID# 1513332] false
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NEW: There have been over a 100 terrorist trials in Federal Court since 9/11.
Ute Bear - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 03:16 pm [ID# 1513328] false
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UtahUte72 icon
NEW: What stopped them moving them up to the US was that the people of New York, both democrats and Republicans, flooded congress with complaints.
UtahUte72 - Top 25 Poster -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 03:20 pm [ID# 1513330] false
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NEW: So what jury pool do you draw from in Gitmo? (nm)
Ute Bear - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 03:29 pm [ID# 1513331] false
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pangloss icon
NEW: "sí, él es culpable" (nm)
pangloss - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 03:33 pm [ID# 1513334] false
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UtahUte72 icon
NEW: Well, I don't think there is a international terrorist jury pool in the US. (nm)
UtahUte72 - Top 25 Poster -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 04:17 pm [ID# 1513342] false
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pangloss icon
NEW: Public opinion didn't stop it, Congress prohibited it (IIRC). (nm)
pangloss - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 03:32 pm [ID# 1513333] false
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UtahUte72 icon
NEW: So it was the Democrats then.
UtahUte72 - Top 25 Poster -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 04:18 pm [ID# 1513343] false
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NEW: Close it and Barry can take out the former prisoners using drones on their release. Much simpler and cleaner solution. (nm)
Biggest T - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 04:31 pm [ID# 1513346] false
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NEW: I swear the Utah football ticket website is the clunkiest I've seen - it's a never ending battle for out-of-state folks to buy a dang ticket. A little help here, por favor...
SeaTacUte - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 12:35 pm [ID# 1513272] false
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OldAsDirtUte icon
NEW: Call 801-581-UTIX (short)
OldAsDirtUte - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 12:52 pm [ID# 1513276] false
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NEW: I just buy from the opposing team
Metal Ute - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 01:17 pm [ID# 1513283] false
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San Diego Ute Fan icon
NEW: Exaaaactly. Look at the visitor section at RES. Two years ago I had tickets to the USC game from the U. They were terrible. (nm)
San Diego Ute Fan - Top 25 Poster -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 01:51 pm [ID# 1513293] false
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Crafty Ute icon
NEW: We bought tickets off stubhub for that game and they were down on the 50 yard line close to the action. Lovely USC folks around us too. We sat next to a producer of The Sandlot. (nm)
Crafty Ute - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 02:05 pm [ID# 1513302] false
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UTEopia icon
NEW: Buying away game tickets from the U doesn't do anything financially for the U. (nm)
UTEopia - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 02:16 pm [ID# 1513306] false
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NEW: I learned this lesson at Michigan in 2008
Thlete - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 09:43 pm [ID# 1513374] false
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NEW: Wow. I made it as the Profile of the Day.
vinnidee - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 12:07 pm [ID# 1513271] false
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UTAH744 icon
NEW: You have aged very well. (nm)
UTAH744 - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 06:19 pm [ID# 1513359] false
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NEW: Bearcats taking Photobombing to a whole new level.
Junior Ute - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 11:03 am [ID# 1513258] false
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jhill icon
NEW: Baseball rules question for you guys.
jhill - Top 25 Poster -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 10:25 am [ID# 1513248] false
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Texas_Ute_Fan icon
NEW: I will take a stab.
Texas_Ute_Fan - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 10:31 am [ID# 1513249] false
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SeaTacUte icon
NEW: RE: Baseball rules question for you guys.
SeaTacUte - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 10:31 am [ID# 1513250] false
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Texas_Ute_Fan icon
NEW: Ha Ha. Beat you by a whisker Sea Tac. (nm)
Texas_Ute_Fan - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 10:33 am [ID# 1513252] false
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SeaTacUte icon
NEW: Got lucky... (nm)
SeaTacUte - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 11:18 am [ID# 1513260] false
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RedDog icon
NEW: I don't think this is correct - The batter advances to 1st base automatically.
RedDog - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 11:18 am [ID# 1513261] false
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newmanscott22 icon
NEW: Correct (nm)
newmanscott22 - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 11:29 am [ID# 1513264] false
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SeaTacUte icon
NEW: I stand corrected. Runners on base advance, the pitch doesn't count as its considered a dead ball, but the batter remains at bat. (nm)
SeaTacUte - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 11:35 am [ID# 1513266] false
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newmanscott22 icon
NEW: Wrong (nm)
newmanscott22 - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 11:26 am [ID# 1513263] false
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jhill icon
NEW: What I meant if the runner was tagged while safe on second base then the offense player turned around and the runner went back to first. Would the tag count while he was safe or does it need to be thrown to first or tagged off the base. (nm)
jhill - Top 25 Poster -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 11:39 am [ID# 1513267] false
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leftyjace icon
NEW: Here is a more detailed explanation.
leftyjace - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 01:06 pm [ID# 1513280] false
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Ute_In_Texas icon
NEW: I'll assume you are talking about a pitcher's balk, not a catcher's balk.
Ute_In_Texas - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 11:41 am [ID# 1513268] false
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jhill icon
NEW: What if he swings and misses? Is it a strike? (nm)
jhill - Top 25 Poster -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 12:01 pm [ID# 1513270] false
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leftyjace icon
NEW: Self poof... I am unfamiliar with a catcher's balk. (nm)
leftyjace - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 01:08 pm [ID# 1513282] false
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Ute_In_Texas icon
NEW: No. Bad outcome for the batter means no pitch. (nm)
Ute_In_Texas - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 02:03 pm [ID# 1513301] false
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Ute_In_Texas icon
NEW: A baserunner is only safe when he is standing on the base he is 'entitled to'.
Ute_In_Texas - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 11:51 am [ID# 1513269] false
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Ultimate Ute icon
NEW: Hypothetical posed to me by a AAA minor league umpire at a SLC party.
Ultimate Ute - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 01:49 pm [ID# 1513292] false
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newmanscott22 icon
NEW: This is true (nm)
newmanscott22 - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 09:39 pm [ID# 1513373] false
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TheRealU icon
NEW: For those fans of The Walking Dead (or those that just need a good laugh):
TheRealU - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 09:58 am [ID# 1513243] false
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WX-UTE icon
NEW: RE: For those fans of The Walking Dead (or those that just need a good laugh): (short)
WX-UTE - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 10:10 am [ID# 1513246] false
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NEW: Rock and Roll Thursday: Jake Bugg
loyter - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 09:29 am [ID# 1513237] false
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Mullet Ute icon
NEW: If you require Justin Bieber to benchmark your taste in music......you have no taste in music. (nm)
Mullet Ute - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 11:19 am [ID# 1513262] false
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loyter icon
NEW: ............
loyter - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 12:54 pm [ID# 1513277] false
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NEW: Don't jump on me for this, but
cald22well - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 03:34 pm [ID# 1513335] false
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utebehindenemylines icon
NEW: Didn't see this posted. Star and Panthers agree to terms.
utebehindenemylines - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 09:18 am [ID# 1513236] false
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Vegas Ute icon
NEW: ESPN trivia guru: University of Utah graduate Michael Smith crowned 'The Schwab' champion
Vegas Ute - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 07:01 am [ID# 1513210] false
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UtahUteGuy icon
NEW: Cool. Our first PAC-12 national championship! (nm)
UtahUteGuy - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 08:24 am [ID# 1513221] false
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utefansince79 icon
NEW: So how many Sears Cup points is that worth? But seriously congrats to the young man. (nm)
utefansince79 - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 08:57 am [ID# 1513230] false
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NEW: NO! That is Impossible! Did the Schwab give Tom Holmoe a courtesy call? (nm)
UtesMuss1 - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 08:43 am [ID# 1513227] false
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Buzz Potez icon
NEW: RE: NO! That is Impossible! Did the Schwab give Tom Holmoe a courtesy call?
Buzz Potez - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 09:05 am [ID# 1513232] false
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Greginslc icon
NEW: Is that what they call "Jimmering all over yourself" in Soccer??? (nm)
Greginslc - -- Thursday 23 May 2013, at 09:42 am [ID# 1513240] false
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