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Instead of an opportunistic joke, I just want to tell you that I love you, friend.

Posted By: midnightversion
Date: Wednesday, April 4, 2012 at 08:52 pm

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Newbomb Turk icon NEW: Well, since people are sharing life stories......
Newbomb Turk - Top 25 Poster -- Wednesday 4 April 2012, at 07:55 pm [ID# 1343076] [reply]
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SforkUte icon NEW: This story reeks of Flyer....... (nm)
SforkUte - -- Wednesday 4 April 2012, at 08:05 pm [ID# 1343077] [reply]
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Newbomb Turk icon NEW: I have no shame....... (nm)
Newbomb Turk - Top 25 Poster -- Wednesday 4 April 2012, at 08:07 pm [ID# 1343078] [reply]
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Newbomb Turk icon NEW: But that really was the first conversation that I had with the nurse. (nm)
Newbomb Turk - Top 25 Poster -- Wednesday 4 April 2012, at 08:09 pm [ID# 1343080] [reply]
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Texas_Ute_Fan icon NEW: Color me seriously disappointed. I thought you would have asked for your Oly's. (nm)
Texas_Ute_Fan - -- Wednesday 4 April 2012, at 08:11 pm [ID# 1343083] [reply]
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Newbomb Turk icon NEW: I already knew that I wouldn't get any solids or liquids for a few days. That said, I should have asked for the Oly's, but how often do you get to use that old joke in real life? (nm)
Newbomb Turk - Top 25 Poster -- Wednesday 4 April 2012, at 08:12 pm [ID# 1343084] [reply]
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Section10Row51Ute icon NEW: The post did have "great form." (nm)
Section10Row51Ute - -- Wednesday 4 April 2012, at 08:36 pm [ID# 1343096] [reply]
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Rocker Ute icon NEW: At age 14 I was the first person to discover the true meaning of Christmas.
Rocker Ute - Top 25 Poster -- Wednesday 4 April 2012, at 08:10 pm [ID# 1343081] [reply]
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HunterUte icon NEW: Link? (nm)
HunterUte - -- Wednesday 4 April 2012, at 08:16 pm [ID# 1343085] [reply]
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o NEW: RE: Well, since people are sharing life stories......
jrj84105 - -- Wednesday 4 April 2012, at 08:23 pm [ID# 1343087] [reply]
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Mullet Ute icon NEW: The only thing that would make this story better would be a Boston Terrier dutifully tending bar in the corner of your room.
Mullet Ute - -- Wednesday 4 April 2012, at 08:25 pm [ID# 1343088] [reply]
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Rocker Ute icon NEW: At aged 23 I was appointed a liaison between the chair seats and the NEZ. I facilitated an exchange where kids from the NEZ would sit among the blue hairs and learn to breath through their nose. (nm)
Rocker Ute - Top 25 Poster -- Wednesday 4 April 2012, at 08:29 pm [ID# 1343089] [reply]
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Newbomb Turk icon NEW: The hospital was going to let Fenway visit, but there was no way they were going to let you in. And Fenway, being the loyal Boston Terrier that he is......... (nm)
Newbomb Turk - Top 25 Poster -- Wednesday 4 April 2012, at 08:29 pm [ID# 1343090] [reply]
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Mullet Ute icon NEW: Your loss, Fenway pours only Tanqueray. Such a good dog. (nm)
Mullet Ute - -- Wednesday 4 April 2012, at 08:31 pm [ID# 1343092] [reply]
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Newbomb Turk icon NEW: I told him to leave you home, but he wouldn't listen. (nm)
Newbomb Turk - Top 25 Poster -- Wednesday 4 April 2012, at 08:32 pm [ID# 1343093] [reply]
Rocker Ute icon NEW: At age 22 I was appointed a special ensign to Marv Albert. I was specifically charged with keeping track of his microphone and disposing of dead hookers when necessary. (nm)
Rocker Ute - Top 25 Poster -- Wednesday 4 April 2012, at 08:34 pm [ID# 1343094] [reply]
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Newbomb Turk icon NEW: Who was in charge of his toupee? (nm)
Newbomb Turk - Top 25 Poster -- Wednesday 4 April 2012, at 08:35 pm [ID# 1343095] [reply]
Rocker Ute icon NEW: At age 19 I developed a machine that could add, subtract and do long division while keeping track of Marv Alberts toupee. It was made out of wire, pen lights and orange juice cans. (nm)
Rocker Ute - Top 25 Poster -- Wednesday 4 April 2012, at 08:36 pm [ID# 1343097] [reply]
Newbomb Turk icon NEW: Now I know that is bullsh!t. A pen light doesn't have enough light to track Marv's toupee. That would require a flourescent tube light. (nm)
Newbomb Turk - Top 25 Poster -- Wednesday 4 April 2012, at 08:39 pm [ID# 1343102] [reply]
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Texas_Ute_Fan icon NEW: Yeah, but could it keep track of Marv's panty-hose? (nm)
Texas_Ute_Fan - -- Wednesday 4 April 2012, at 08:43 pm [ID# 1343107] [reply]
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Rocker Ute icon NEW: You've forgotten the orange juice can coefficient. (nm)
Rocker Ute - Top 25 Poster -- Wednesday 4 April 2012, at 08:44 pm [ID# 1343109] [reply]
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Ute_fan_forever icon NEW: That is a fantastic story. Much better than the me never sharting one. I just donít tell a good story anymore. (nm)
Ute_fan_forever - -- Wednesday 4 April 2012, at 08:37 pm [ID# 1343098] [reply]
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Rocker Ute icon NEW: Here is the problem: You have a long life ahead of you, so you don't brag about such things, you just don't do them. You realize you've doomed yourself. (nm)
Rocker Ute - Top 25 Poster -- Wednesday 4 April 2012, at 08:38 pm [ID# 1343099] [reply]
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Ute_fan_forever icon NEW: Doomed in what way? Your stories inspire me. Tell me more. (nm)
Ute_fan_forever - -- Wednesday 4 April 2012, at 08:44 pm [ID# 1343108] [reply]
Maji Man icon NEW: Most people are quite pleased to have never (or rarely, anyway) sharted. (nm)
Maji Man - -- Wednesday 4 April 2012, at 09:48 pm [ID# 1343120] [reply]
midnightversion icon NEW: Instead of an opportunistic joke, I just want to tell you that I love you, friend.
midnightversion - Top 25 Poster -- Wednesday 4 April 2012, at 08:52 pm [ID# 1343111] [reply]
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LadyUte icon NEW: Turk, you are awesome. And I don't even mind that you are stalking me. I like it actually. (nm)
LadyUte - -- Wednesday 4 April 2012, at 09:47 pm [ID# 1343119] [reply]
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3UteDad icon NEW: God bless a nurse with a sense of humor...I found some good candystriper pictures if you told them any jokes...
3UteDad - -- Wednesday 4 April 2012, at 09:55 pm [ID# 1343121] [reply]
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Maji Man icon NEW: Looks more like Candy the Stripper. (nm)
Maji Man - -- Wednesday 4 April 2012, at 10:00 pm [ID# 1343123] [reply]
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Maji Man icon NEW: Um, so tell us the rest of the story...
Maji Man - -- Wednesday 4 April 2012, at 09:58 pm [ID# 1343122] [reply]
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Newbomb Turk icon NEW: I signed up for accordian lessons by mistake. Now I'm a gutless dork. (nm)
Newbomb Turk - Top 25 Poster -- Wednesday 4 April 2012, at 10:01 pm [ID# 1343124] [reply]
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61_Shasta icon NEW: At least you didn't meet my friend Angelique aka Joyce...
61_Shasta - Top 25 Poster -- Wednesday 4 April 2012, at 10:53 pm [ID# 1343129] [reply]
o NEW: RE: Well, since people are sharing life stories......
longi4 - -- Thursday 5 April 2012, at 09:31 am [ID# 1343155] [reply]
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