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OK, Cougar fans, since this is clearly difficult for you, let me tell you who you should be mad at....in order.......

Posted By: ColoUte
Date: Friday, September 20, 2013 at 07:27 am

1. Hadley - no matter what you say, he should have known better.
2. The Snitch - no matter his motivation or affiliation, it was a weak, pathetic, teenage mean-girls move. I wonder if he at least had the good sense to try to blackmail him first.
3. The Booster - Maybe he was just offering bargain basement air-fares and they just bumped into each other as they share the same taste in Gentlemen's Clubs. I'm sure that's it.
4. Kyle Whittingham - Because he just keeps beating your team and making church uncomfortable for like 5 minutes every year.
5. Jason Shepherd - just cause he's a dweeb who represents your fanbase.
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99. The Utah media for finally getting off their lazy butts and going with a story that had been circulating on twitter and online blogs for 3 days.
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455. Elder Holland and Elder Uchtdorf...and any other GA's who keep preaching that it's not OK to behave like complete jackasses even if it's in the name of a college sports rivalry.
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9,345,555. The Utah Compliance officer who sent the photos on to BYU as a COURTESY to HELP THEM OUT!!! (Hint: if she wanted to completely screw BYU, she would have sent the pics anonymously to the NCAA or a non-LDS-owned media outlet. Think strategically for half a sec, will ya?)

I hope this little exercise has been helpful...but I doubt it. If you really need to keep sending death wishes and profanity laced tirades, send them to me. I have no problem ignoring them. But it just seems like a lot of trouble to go to in the name of having the right to say, "Neener Neener, a group of guys I don't know but cheer for beat a bunch of guys you don't know, but cheer for...so that makes me better than you...for now."

Going back to my cave, now.

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ColoUte icon NEW: OK, Cougar fans, since this is clearly difficult for you, let me tell you who you should be mad at....in order.......
ColoUte - -- Friday 20 September 2013, at 07:27 am [ID# 1544953] [reply]
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Utes4Ever icon NEW: RE: OK, Cougar fans, since this is clearly difficult for you, let me tell you who you should be mad at....in order.......
Utes4Ever - -- Friday 20 September 2013, at 08:34 am [ID# 1544979] [reply]
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Rocker Ute icon NEW: ^Shazam^
Rocker Ute - Top 25 Poster -- Friday 20 September 2013, at 08:39 am [ID# 1544986] [reply]
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capnunderpants icon NEW: ^^^This again and again and again. (nm)
capnunderpants - -- Friday 20 September 2013, at 03:40 pm [ID# 1545399] [reply]
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