Learned which minivans in the pickup lane at the elementary school had hot MILFs

Learned it was easier to just Tivo late night cinemax and watch the next morning.

Worked heavily on my diet dr pepper and berry bandit addiction.

Added about 50 people to stalk on my Twitter list.

How to milk the Govt out of $450 a week for just looking for a job.

The name of my mailman.

Learned that having dinner started by the time wifey got home made Mrs Tinfish more tolerable.

Yo Gabba Gabba while stoned is actually pretty good.

Weddle jerseys take 4 days to arrive from Fans Edge.

And I am proud to be a Ute, regardless of losses.