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"Lion in Zion"

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Member since: March 1st, 2004
Star rating: 2295
Age: 99
Gender: M
Hometown: SLC
Occupation: Assistant to the Regional Manager
Education: Bachelor's Degree
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About Me:
Crimsonite: "About me?" (Stares off into distance like a Stetson commercial). "Well, I love the University of Utah. My dad taught me well. I like the school so much I went there. I moved away from Utah when I was a kid and tried rooting for other teams but it didn't work out so well. It's like trying to convince a BYU fan to talk to a girl: easier said than done. But I moved back, and the Utes immediately went undefeated and won the Fiesta Bowl. So, yeah, draw your own conclusions but you could say I'm to thank for that."

Woman: "What else do you love?"

Crimsonite: "Things I love, hmm. Well there is this one very sexy latin girl who I share my life with, tragi-comedies, Romance languages, college sports, Coca-Cola, soccer - maybe too much, and kick ass music. The Beatles White Album, Babylon by Bus, Radio Bemba Soundsystem, Horacio Guarany, and Orchestre Baobab Made in Dakar are albums I wouldn't mind having on a deserted island, but how am I going to play them and should'nt I be worrying about food instead of music?...uh where was I? Oh yeah, International Relations - that's politics you pervs, the Utah mountains, World Cup posters, Cuban food, and colorful Adidas shoes."

Woman: "Are you a musician?"

Crimsonite: "Big time." (Strokes imaginary guitar and bites lip.)

Woman: "Isn't that a David Brent bit?"

Crimsonite: (Avoiding eye contact) "Next question please."

Woman: "What do you want on your tombstone?"

Crimsonite: "That's a good question. Probably one of my favorite quotes. The first one goes - 'There are certain foul blows, notably in love and soccer.' Salinger said that. If for whatever reason that one doesn't fit or whatever they can put - 'I don't ask people to call me Paul Christian Kruger, but apparently he's special.'

Woman: "I don't understand that last one."

Crimsonite: "Well sweet tits, if you rooted for the Utes you would."
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