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    Jetblue here we go

    by Big Kahuna
    2014-11-22 09:45:58

    Just met Clay's mom. Go UTES.

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    Stanford Highlights

    by Big Kahuna
    2014-11-18 08:10:49


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    So things are going our way for UofA

    by Big Kahuna
    2014-11-17 09:03:31

    80 percent chance of rain/snow Saturday. weather going to be in favor of the Utes

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    So no one thinks we will win this game

    by Big Kahuna
    2014-11-01 10:01:43


    I have a strange feeling that much like U$C we are due for a great game in Tempe.

    Brad Paisley, have your toothless team schedule us, you will then see that we have a team.

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    My Story

    by Big Kahuna
    2014-10-31 16:03:36

    Besides being a decent swimmer and water polo player (got to the U this way), I grew up with a penchant for:

    1. Tipping over old ladies in wheel chairs;
    2. Spraying beer on people wearing blue in stands
    3. Pushing blue wearing people down stairs.

    When I attended my first Zoob game it dawned on me that Ute fans were my kind of people. I have honed my heathen skills to Hall of Fame levels since then.

    Yes I am the one Max Hall hates. Life is good.

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    So my buddy Ultimate has re-emerged. I stepped up in your absence, behold my new board

    by Big Kahuna
    2014-10-28 09:08:02

    I stepped up for my birthday.

    If one of the students on the board (pun intended) gets this and knows Wilson, let him know the board was a hit in the Stewart Surf shop. I had to pick it up yesterday as it was under threat by U$C fans.

    The shop knows Travis, said he might surf on Stewart boards as well. The shop is in San Clemente.

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    Following the never cool thread, college ranking

    by Big Kahuna
    2014-10-23 14:43:30

    GQ's List

    I contacted the author regarding TDS not making the list. He said they were moved up to the professional list that will come out next month.

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    Gratuitous Weddle post

    by Big Kahuna
    2014-10-23 13:11:44

    Chargers game

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    Report from the road

    by Big Kahuna
    2014-10-22 08:42:46

    Today my 6 th grade daughter was allowed to wear a jersey of her choice to team against drugs. Before I left, I laid out:

    Angels World Series Erstad
    Ducks Cup
    Kings Cup
    Utah last year
    Utah Smith Fiesta
    Utah Star TCU blackout (mixed feelings this was the game worn jersey, Star worked his tail off some of the patches were torn)
    Utah Fouts retro

    She wore the RETRO and looked awesome. Bear in mind she is going into the teeth of Toejam country prior to the game. So if my 11 year old is not worried and representing so should all of us. I will post the picture this evening.

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    DahlelamaUte. I want a "FEED THE BEAST" T shirt ASAP

    by Big Kahuna
    2014-10-17 09:23:46

    I would wear it with pride. Give us a nasty design?

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    UCLA game in 60

    by Big Kahuna
    2014-10-10 10:01:44

    Just played on the LA network

    Orchard had one hell of a game, same for our kickers Phillips and Hackett

    Dimmick as was stout

    The right side of the Oline did one heck of a job for Booker, they owned their Bruin counterparts. Asiata, in particular, is a big bucket of nasty. We have not had that kind of line play since Cullen.

    Thompson will be tough to prepare for due to his mobility.

    WRs - drops drops drops, frustrating

    I need to rewind the long UCLA TD, could not see who blew coverage on that play. Godfrey was closest but on the radio play by play the UCLA announcer said Whit and Sitake lit up Hatfield on the sideline

    When he had time, Hundley showed he is a talent

    We play like this going forward we are going to win more than we lose, frankly a lot more.

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    Glad I went

    by Big Kahuna
    2014-10-05 01:46:49

    UCLA fans had this as an easy W. B Ruins were nice but in a pat Ute fans on the head and send them on their way kind of statement.

    The UCLA commentators said they expected the Ute D to punch UCLA hard and do so every play. We did and the fans around us were largely quiet during the game

    I will bask in this for the next week and a half

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    by Big Kahuna
    2014-10-04 09:09:33

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    UCLA Weather

    by Big Kahuna
    2014-10-03 06:35:38

    Supposed to be north of 100 for peak temps. Thankfully a night game but it is going to be hot all weekend.

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    CJ Cron

    by Big Kahuna
    2014-10-02 09:17:39

    Has not only made the Angels playoff roster but will be starting at DH tonight. Very good news for our former player


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    Game replay

    by Big Kahuna
    2014-09-21 11:39:51

    ESPNU Tuesday 23 rd 9 pm pacific

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    I thought this was interesting, The U is mentioned

    by Big Kahuna
    2014-09-18 13:50:06

    Black Hole discovery

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    Soo stoking the Rivers debate (Baron I got your back) here is some timely analysis

    by Big Kahuna
    2014-09-17 08:49:35

    Rivers HOF analysis looks strong

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    So working on a personal project

    by Big Kahuna
    2014-09-12 10:21:32

    Considering using one of a few symbols. Before all of the PC people pile on, this would be for an item that would not get press and likely in no way would ever go into offending our namesake.

    Specifically the "3D Block U" (one with black outlining the white border.



    Only the one on the right

    And before the obligatory - item is too big to put in a bowl of rice, does not react well to wacking it and works better pre a drink than after a drink (I have actual experience here).

    The drum and feather is already incorporated into the design.

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    Don't look now but BRuins are blowing it at home versus Memphis

    by Big Kahuna
    2014-09-06 22:48:08

    U$C appears to be the team to beat in the south. Given their depth issues toejams are a wild card

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    LOOBS appear to be giving ASSU all they can handle

    by Big Kahuna
    2014-09-06 18:52:56

    I root for the PAC but have a soft spot for Loboman

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    Things I learned today

    by Big Kahuna
    2014-09-06 18:11:03

    Our depth at WR and QB is > depth of defensive secondary (cannot remember if we could ever say this previously)

    Christensen can call a damn good offensive game

    Sitake can also call a good defensive game

    Our kicking game is a lethal weapon

    I think we have a real shot at Michigan

    Fresneck may end up being not so good but this team appears to be much better than last year

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    Soo San Diego Ute

    by Big Kahuna
    2014-09-05 16:50:35

    I am going to be in town for work next Wednesday and Thursday.

    Weather looks a little iffy?

    Tropical Storm may hit San Diego

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    Big Surf = Good omen

    by Big Kahuna
    2014-08-27 10:26:47

    At least for me.

    Was at least double this size this am. Big and dirty, breaking in 3' of water.

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    My kind of skiing

    by Big Kahuna
    2014-08-11 11:49:53

    And one for bigger Utes

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    Cron called back up by Angels

    by Big Kahuna
    2014-07-24 15:53:05

    Only a weekend in the SLC. Went 5-8 with the Bees.

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    Mullet or Loyter successfully crashed PAC Media Day today

    by Big Kahuna
    2014-07-23 17:13:22

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    Go Kings Go

    by Big Kahuna
    2014-06-07 22:57:46

    Was at the game. Kings are a tough bunch. Only had the lead with the OT winner. Should be a great series

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    For the Utah Raptor crowd

    by Big Kahuna
    2014-05-09 10:25:02

    See the gif embedded

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    Seems appropriate for today

    by Big Kahuna
    2014-03-17 12:29:04

    “We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English.”

    Winston Churchill

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