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    Recent Topics:

    Haden to skip Indiana meetings

    by Big Kahuna
    2015-04-01 08:44:31

    USC AD will skip meetings

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    Know your opponent

    by Big Kahuna
    2015-03-23 14:43:57

    Go to number 2 on the slide show

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    Ultimate - Winter Sport

    by Big Kahuna
    2015-02-02 17:44:31

    Blizzard Surfing

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    For those Cubs fans

    by Big Kahuna
    2015-01-21 07:56:35

    Cubs in Avalon

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    So for he Walton haters

    by Big Kahuna
    2015-01-07 21:23:31

    He emailed me yesterday saying he really enjoyed the UTES style of play in the UCLA game. Said he also loves the state of Utah and even more so because of the running UTES

    Very good guy

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    AZ schools may get a boost in recruiting

    by Big Kahuna
    2015-01-07 10:07:51

    Bill to legalize herb use

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    Never thought I'd see a Ute beatdown of UCLA

    by Big Kahuna
    2015-01-04 15:23:48

    Feels good. Sorry Bruin Patty

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    Delon Wright is special

    by Big Kahuna
    2015-01-04 15:16:28

    Yes Andre Miller special. Glad we have him. GO UTES POUND THE bRuins

    >> View Responses


    ok boot is on the Noles neck

    by Big Kahuna
    2015-01-01 18:17:22

    Love WhoregonS aggressiveness. Even better when converted for a TD

    >> View Responses


    I don't think these were the adjustments FSU was looking for?

    by Big Kahuna
    2015-01-01 18:04:22

    Noles are seeing that the PAC is stronk!

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    Oregon's second half is feeling like deja vu

    by Big Kahuna
    2015-01-01 17:51:18

    I have seen this before earlier in the season

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    Oregon converts the 2

    by Big Kahuna
    2015-01-01 15:35:25

    Now let's have another debate on going for two?

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    In honor of TUFs post at the end of the Gordo thread last night

    by Big Kahuna
    2014-12-29 09:53:42

    Nice of you to show up

    Never gets old. Boylen schooled Monson. Predicting there will be another round of schooling coming up soon.

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    I have this going through my head

    by Big Kahuna
    2014-12-22 18:53:38

    " explosion of catastrophe"

    I am embarrassed for the state of Utah. Sheesh

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    by Big Kahuna
    2014-12-19 11:28:32

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    What I want to see tomorrow for both games

    by Big Kahuna
    2014-12-19 10:55:33

    Our D as Nasty Dogs our O as Funky Kings

    Special teams will be special.

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    Another 5+ min scoreless streak

    by Big Kahuna
    2014-12-13 13:59:05

    UTES need to figure it out that they cannot win against Better teams with these types of scoreless streaks

    >> View Responses


    Turnovers are killing us. 11-0 Jayhawks run

    by Big Kahuna
    2014-12-13 13:49:20

    Come on UTES

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    Hey Narf I will trade you my Toejam for my avatar? Let me know your price?

    by Big Kahuna
    2014-12-11 07:28:30

    Damn ZOOBS hacked the board.

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    I don't get it? We beat a mid level WCC team? Ok on the road.

    by Big Kahuna
    2014-12-10 23:39:54

    I mean it was a nice tune up for Kansas but it was a road win over the WCC There is not much upside playing against the WCC

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    Toejams just beat the LOOBS in the pit

    by Big Kahuna
    2014-11-30 17:12:12

    That is a good road win

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    Jetblue here we go

    by Big Kahuna
    2014-11-22 09:45:58

    Just met Clay's mom. Go UTES.

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    Stanford Highlights

    by Big Kahuna
    2014-11-18 08:10:49


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    So things are going our way for UofA

    by Big Kahuna
    2014-11-17 09:03:31

    80 percent chance of rain/snow Saturday. weather going to be in favor of the Utes

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    So no one thinks we will win this game

    by Big Kahuna
    2014-11-01 10:01:43


    I have a strange feeling that much like U$C we are due for a great game in Tempe.

    Brad Paisley, have your toothless team schedule us, you will then see that we have a team.

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    My Story

    by Big Kahuna
    2014-10-31 16:03:36

    Besides being a decent swimmer and water polo player (got to the U this way), I grew up with a penchant for:

    1. Tipping over old ladies in wheel chairs;
    2. Spraying beer on people wearing blue in stands
    3. Pushing blue wearing people down stairs.

    When I attended my first Zoob game it dawned on me that Ute fans were my kind of people. I have honed my heathen skills to Hall of Fame levels since then.

    Yes I am the one Max Hall hates. Life is good.

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    So my buddy Ultimate has re-emerged. I stepped up in your absence, behold my new board

    by Big Kahuna
    2014-10-28 09:08:02

    I stepped up for my birthday.

    If one of the students on the board (pun intended) gets this and knows Wilson, let him know the board was a hit in the Stewart Surf shop. I had to pick it up yesterday as it was under threat by U$C fans.

    The shop knows Travis, said he might surf on Stewart boards as well. The shop is in San Clemente.

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    Following the never cool thread, college ranking

    by Big Kahuna
    2014-10-23 14:43:30

    GQ's List

    I contacted the author regarding TDS not making the list. He said they were moved up to the professional list that will come out next month.

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    Gratuitous Weddle post

    by Big Kahuna
    2014-10-23 13:11:44

    Chargers game

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    Report from the road

    by Big Kahuna
    2014-10-22 08:42:46

    Today my 6 th grade daughter was allowed to wear a jersey of her choice to team against drugs. Before I left, I laid out:

    Angels World Series Erstad
    Ducks Cup
    Kings Cup
    Utah last year
    Utah Smith Fiesta
    Utah Star TCU blackout (mixed feelings this was the game worn jersey, Star worked his tail off some of the patches were torn)
    Utah Fouts retro

    She wore the RETRO and looked awesome. Bear in mind she is going into the teeth of Toejam country prior to the game. So if my 11 year old is not worried and representing so should all of us. I will post the picture this evening.

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    Top 10 Most Recently Posted Messages:

    Better buy one of these
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    Naw I have bottled water for showers >:(
    (2 days ago, 1 stars)

    RE: IIRC, the Olympic team was on a pre-Olympic exhibition tour in the Soviet Union (ironically) when Vranes developed appendicitis. They had to do an emergency appendectomy in a Soviet hospital.
    (3 days ago, 0 stars)

    IT WILL NOT HAPPEN! Since the PAC has been the PAC it is the ONLY conference not to lose a member. Take a deep breath and relax
    (9 days ago, 0 stars)

    RE: Darrell Garretson? I'm not exactly shaking in my boots. He's not even still alive is he?
    (9 days ago, 0 stars)

    RE: By the way Snake... I hope you are right. :)
    (10 days ago, 2 stars)

    That's nice, but bigger is better
    (17 days ago, 2 stars)

    Haden to skip Indiana meetings
    (17 days ago, 4 stars)

    You are close to a blue one for anything bad about Bon Scott
    (18 days ago, 0 stars)

    RE: Incidentally this article seems to have the most complete and unvarnished compilation of the witness and police statements.
    (18 days ago, 4 stars)

    RE: Scientologists they seem nice.
    (18 days ago, 1 stars)

    RE: There's only two kinds of guys who wear Hawaiian shirts: gay guys and big fat party animals. And Bart doesn't look like a big fat party animal to me!
    (23 days ago, 1 stars)

    "He runs with a sense of violence". KW
    (23 days ago, 2 stars)

    Not sure who that is
    (24 days ago, 0 stars)

    RE: Fresh write up on Utah/Duke game link at bottom.
    (24 days ago, 0 stars)

    RE: Blue Crush? Lords of Dogtown? Endless Summer 1 & 2?
    (24 days ago, 0 stars)

    RE: Point Break is showing on Encore Classic right now. Yeah, Encore CLASSIC. Glad somebody recognizes greatness.
    (25 days ago, 1 stars)

    Mazeratti, Lamborgihni, Alfa Romeo?
    (26 days ago, 0 stars)

    RE: There is one very glaring omission from that list that should be at #1.
    (26 days ago, 0 stars)

    Know your opponent
    (26 days ago, 1 stars)

    RE: This is probably just my bias but I think Arizona is better than Duke, just from what I've seen.
    (26 days ago, 1 stars)

    RE: Obvious that Wichita State is taking it to Kansas...
    (26 days ago, 0 stars)

    RE: It's a great day to be a Ute and a Wildcat
    (27 days ago, 0 stars)

    RE: True but once it's no longer reasonable driving distance, it makes little difference. 700+ miles might as well be 2000+ for most fans.
    (27 days ago, 0 stars)

    You get in my belly!
    (29 days ago, 2 stars)

    (29 days ago, 2 stars)

    RE: So a 5 seed is favored over a 4 seed on a neutral court? hmmmmmm
    (29 days ago, 0 stars)

    (32 days ago, 4 stars)

    Yes there is a nice Marriott downtown. Stayed there multiple times. Nice river views
    (33 days ago, 0 stars)

    RE: Ah sorry, but the guy is clueless....
    (33 days ago, 1 stars)

    Gabe Bealer is part of next year's discussion. He will replace Delon
    (34 days ago, 1 stars)

    if you build it Drca will come!
    (35 days ago, 1 stars)

    RE: We would not have given Arizona a better game.
    (35 days ago, 1 stars)

    Kodiak was more snarly than usual. I liked it
    (36 days ago, 1 stars)

    RE: Chapman isn't a guard. Gabe Bealer will be in the mix for the 2 spot.
    (37 days ago, 0 stars)

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    RE: Scum Devils thought their Song Leaders were hotter too,
    (38 days ago, 0 stars)

    RE: Oh how i miss getting a roundhouse at George's.
    (38 days ago, 0 stars)

    No need, I just filled out my 1040 this weekend. I know what the new taxes did to me. >:(
    (40 days ago, 0 stars)

    Red stars will not cheer me up, red wine will. I am going to hit the waves on the Ute board
    (42 days ago, 2 stars)

    Where's Mullets mutt when you need him?
    (42 days ago, 1 stars)

    Ummmm yeah I think I'm gonna have to disagree
    (42 days ago, 2 stars)

    RE: Life is good. Life would be much better if the DD went the way of the dodo and we took the zoo off of the football schedule completely.
    (42 days ago, 0 stars)

    RE: PAC-12 Nets are in trouble.
    (42 days ago, 1 stars)

    RE: Well the UofU has already clinched the thing this year ... I think you are right.
    (42 days ago, 0 stars)

    RE: That Wazzu team has also taken down Cal and Washington on the road, and Stanford, Oregon, AND Arizona State in Pullman.
    (43 days ago, 1 stars)

    He showed up late to the table
    (43 days ago, 1 stars)

    RE: No one in their right mind thinks we can replace him with one guy but....
    (43 days ago, 0 stars)

    Loyter will be showing up any second
    (45 days ago, 0 stars)

    Not what you said when you filmed it?
    (45 days ago, 2 stars)

    RE: I worked with a guy that was ANG. He described the A-10 perfectly.
    (46 days ago, 0 stars)

    RE: Yours was hand cranked. The one Kahuna is talking about Had Edison/Tesla influence.
    (46 days ago, 1 stars)

    I keep telling you she was a dude and it was not Adam Ant it was Banana Rama
    (46 days ago, 0 stars)

    RE: As an old armor guy I can tell you that thing is supremely effective at anti-armor and anti-artillery applications.
    (46 days ago, 0 stars)

    RE: Pac-12 needs Stanford to beat the Ducks to have a shot at a 4th team in Tourny...
    (48 days ago, 0 stars)

    RE: One more thought: So much of basketball comes down to matchups. Arizona matches up really well against Utah.
    (48 days ago, 0 stars)

    RE: That would be great. I am getting weary of each side blaming the other. DirecTV has to add the PAC 12 Network if they legitimately want to keep calling themselves the "leader in sports programming".
    (49 days ago, 0 stars)

    Explains why I am feeling off. Need rabies and tetanus boosters. Thought it was the dog so no need?
    (49 days ago, 0 stars)

    Fair enough I am thinking Mullets mutt That dog has a mean bite when he's not drunk?
    (49 days ago, 0 stars)

    That's it You and me gonna rumble and no Mullet is not your second Last time he tied my shoe laces together when I was not looking
    (49 days ago, 1 stars)

    I want Kodiaks coat Is that one available at the U bookstore?
    (49 days ago, 0 stars)

    RE: Well, that certainly makes it clear.
    (49 days ago, 0 stars)

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    LBW it's what you need to know
    (49 days ago, 0 stars)

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    Hung 60 on the Zoobs that alone puts him in hero status.
    (51 days ago, 3 stars)

    RE: Kaelin Clay
    (51 days ago, 6 stars)

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    Nice cameo by Mullet with his HAP garb
    (52 days ago, 0 stars)

    RE: Track and Swimming, sure how hard can it be?...
    (52 days ago, 0 stars)

    RE: He's asking about athletes, not swimmers (* rimshot *)
    (53 days ago, 0 stars)

    RE: 9.5% tax rate and not for everything. It's a staggered rate - no tax on food for example. I'll take that over a slam-dunk state tax where you have no option like in Utah, anytime.
    (53 days ago, 0 stars)

    RE: Any exercise is good exercise.
    (53 days ago, 1 stars)

    RE: Zoobs seem to have "problems" with alumni jocks, do we ?
    (53 days ago, 0 stars)

    RE: Obviously a clever Ute at work here... :D
    (54 days ago, 2 stars)

    How many takes?
    (54 days ago, 1 stars)

    RE: How much was she going to charge you?
    (54 days ago, 0 stars)

    RE: I have always considered the regular season winner to be conference champ. Don't really care if that is the official view or not.
    (57 days ago, 2 stars)

    RE: Did you partake of the local beverage and did your liver need a sling?
    (59 days ago, 0 stars)

    RE: As I understand it, from discussions with the Athletics Department
    (59 days ago, 0 stars)

    RE: So, reading the Elite Daily article about the best Utes starting 5, makes me wonder
    (59 days ago, 0 stars)

    RE: Did you partake of the local beverage and did your liver need a sling?
    (59 days ago, 0 stars)

    RE: Living out of state for 30 years, I'm interested in how UFN members feel about taking down the Zion curtain in restaurants.
    (59 days ago, 0 stars)

    RE: there are trolls and then there are just plain ignorant cock suckers.
    (62 days ago, 2 stars)

    RE: This team is probably the deepest it has ever been
    (62 days ago, 2 stars)

    The same thing holds true in CA with bat$#!+ crazy liberal democrates.
    (65 days ago, 0 stars)

    RE: I haven't had a single redirect on my iPad Mini in months. I thought Monkey totally fixed it. It's working perfectly for me. I wish I knew the secret so I could share.
    (68 days ago, 0 stars)

    RE: I hope they get a nice video board in the SEZ. Anyone know the plans yet? DAK or Mitsubishi?
    (68 days ago, 0 stars)

    RE: Current Pac-12 NCAA RPI Rankings
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    RE: Utah Hockey beats Oregon 5-1 in the PAC-8 final to win their second title in three years!
    (69 days ago, 1 stars)

    RE: The reality is most kids commit to the coach that
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    RE: Should we not celebrate the fact that many of them will get college degrees out of it that they may not have gotten otherwise?
    (73 days ago, 0 stars)

    RE: You know if we poached some coordinators, WE could be the school stealing recruits. Oh well, guess we hire from within.
    (73 days ago, 3 stars)

    RE: I'm generally against running up the score but when we play OSU I want onside kicks while leading by 50. I want Hail Marys at the end of each half. I want utter destruction! Is that wrong of me?
    (73 days ago, 6 stars)

    RE: Our class kicks their's ass.
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    RE: He looks very good. Great moves, great hands, good body control, also played some D. I'm surprised more P5s weren't after him. Their loss is our gain.
    (73 days ago, 0 stars)

    RE: What is the deal with Cory Butler
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    RE: St. Brown is going to Notre Dame. Gustin is more than likely not coming to Utah. I think Hawkins is the only guy we are waiting on and I'm not sure where he is leaning.
    (74 days ago, 0 stars)

    RE: we traded Thor for Tarzan
    (75 days ago, 2 stars)

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    Ok as promised notes from the Coaches dinner (78 stars)
    2009-05-27 23:43:16

    Was the D bag wearing a Quest T Shirt :D (43 stars)
    2009-04-13 13:29:11

    This should help, not bad who ever put it together (42 stars)
    2009-05-03 09:25:13

    I am going to go out on a limb and say I've enjoyed this team this season more than the 2004 team. (42 stars)
    2008-11-11 20:20:30

    So my buddy Ultimate has re-emerged. I stepped up in your absence, behold my new board (41 stars)
    2014-10-28 09:08:02

    What I picked up yesterday. Red star to who get's it right. (41 stars)
    2010-03-23 11:57:23

    No, they will be wearing all white surrender uniforms. (40 stars)
    2010-11-05 15:43:23

    All right I am going to represent Utah in the OC (38 stars)
    2008-10-06 10:36:13

    Ok beating a dead horse but this made me laugh (37 stars)
    2009-12-22 13:48:12

    For 89ute - Trying to answer some of your questions, sorry for the length (34 stars)
    2008-08-12 09:28:31

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    For all we know Darren Lucy is a BYU fan. Maybe someone who got kicked out for a honor code violation. Bottom line Hadley violated the Honor Code and you are pissed because a potential outsider reported this. (1755)
    2013-09-19 18:07:45

    Interesting Perspective (1236)
    2006-10-20 09:58:35

    This explains a lot? (1025)
    2011-05-28 16:40:11

    Met Too (955)
    2007-04-22 15:45:08

    Fan Fest (953)
    2010-06-29 12:13:54

    A joke for older Utes (warning political slant for BoyenOver) (920)
    2007-12-19 11:39:35

    Utah Signed David Foster - El Toro Center 7' 2" (902)
    2006-01-28 09:38:59

    He was big time homing for Beck as well (876)
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