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    He lived long and prospered.

    by Folderdog
    2015-02-27 11:23:29

    Rest in peace, Leonard Nimoy.

    "Second star to the right, and straight on 'til morning."

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    This guy is over 35, but Roscoe likes the more "mature" R.M.s -- he could fit right in!

    by Folderdog
    2015-02-05 16:26:08

    VINELAND, N.J. — John Taylor has to duck when he walks through the front door of his home. He stands 6 feet 11 inches, so ordinary tasks, like shopping or entering his house, often inconvenience him.

    John Taylor plays for the Central Penn Piranha of the semiprofessional Gridiron Developmental Football League.

    “He’s basically our goal-line defense,” a teammate said of Central Penn’s John Taylor.

    On a recent day, he was wearing size 19 sneakers, size 60 jeans and two XXXXXXL shirts to accommodate the 500 pounds on his frame. Taylor is a defensive tackle for the Central Penn Piranha of the semiprofessional Gridiron Developmental Football League, and he is one of the largest players ever to play the game.

    Oh -- and he's not fast. Doesn't block. Doesn't run. Doesn't tackle. He just stands IN THE WAY. So he is already familiar with the zoob playbook.

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    My, my, my.

    by Folderdog
    2014-12-27 12:05:33

    Reflect, fellow Utes, on the rumor that Sitaki actively worked to get Harvey Langi to switch to the zoo after his mission.

    If true, how pissed off would KWhitt be that his DC would do such a thing? I think KWHITT is a real "loyalty first" kind of man.

    If I were head coach and my DC pulled that shit, I would have a lot to say to CHILL about any extensions and raises for the guy who seemed to forget what entity provided paychecks since 2005.

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    I just got a preview of Roscoe's farewell fireside for 2014:

    by Folderdog
    2014-12-22 18:52:17

    The Gospel according to Matthew 5:39

    King James Version (KJV)

    39. But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also.

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    Happy birthday to my husband's Number One Guy:

    by Folderdog
    2014-12-18 10:16:34

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    Fresh from Marc Lyons, Contributor

    by Folderdog
    2014-10-23 17:24:15

    "BYU might have to outscore Boise State this week to get a win."

    Oh, how I long for the days when actual professionals were doing the "contributing."

    I think "Contributor" is a pseudonym for "moron without a job who thinks he/she is uniquely interesting and wants to see his/her name on the interweb."

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    Few people know about Connor Halliday's brief film career.

    by Folderdog
    2014-09-24 11:31:08

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    Speaking of football season . . .

    by Folderdog
    2014-08-14 12:52:49

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    R.I.P. Robin Williams

    by Folderdog
    2014-08-11 17:08:57 in-williams-dead-at-63/

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    The Harvard (the "other" one -- the one out East) Business Review wrote this about the U's healthcare system.

    by Folderdog
    2014-06-05 14:10:34

    Go medical Utes! ws-could-help-fix-medicine/

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    Can you guys tell me which one of these is Duane Busby?

    by Folderdog
    2014-05-21 16:08:22

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    89ute is having his pre-Boston Marathon oatmeal.

    by Folderdog
    2014-04-21 03:48:21

    Soon he will go to Boston Common to get bussed out to Hopkinton where his 26.2 trek will begin. His start time is 10:25 EDT.

    So, as you are having your morning beverage, please raise a coffee mug to him and wish him "Cheers."

    May he run fast and strong.

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    Happy birthday to my husband's all-time favorite:

    by Folderdog
    2013-12-18 10:14:38

    Number 70 for ol' Keith!

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    I cannot even describe the sorrow I feel.

    by Folderdog
    2013-12-15 12:15:08

    RIP to a giant.

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    So -- this happened.

    by Folderdog
    2013-11-13 10:21:53

    Todd Christensen died this morning. Hard to pick a category, but to the end he remained a true-blue zoob.

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    There's no crying in FOOTBALL either, Joshie.

    by Folderdog
    2013-11-11 10:13:06

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    I know what a certain troll is going to be on Halloween

    by Folderdog
    2013-09-27 13:23:00

    You'll find him hanging out in the park begging for a few crumbs.

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    by Folderdog
    2013-09-19 21:02:48

    "dlucy44," the guy/gal/person who first posted on boogerboard on September 16 about Hadley in Vegas is no longer on boogerboard. Seems everything ever done by that person has v-a-n-i-s-h-e-d, including the original post where he/she/it wrote about Vegasgate.

    Now how in the world could that have happened????

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    This is the way tds PREFERS to handle Honor Code violations:

    by Folderdog
    2013-09-19 18:16:55

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    From Facebook, coming next week to the Redzone stores:

    by Folderdog
    2013-09-13 13:11:45

    Roscoe just keeps writing his own jokes. We don't even have to try.

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    The blue KoolAid drinking apparently extends into middle age.

    by Folderdog
    2013-09-05 10:18:01

    Speaking of Utah, [Andy] Reid said he is close with Utes Head Coach Kyle Whittingham, his former teammate at BYU. "Deep down he really bleeds blue," Reid proudly said. "He just can't say that right now, but he does." title=nfls-andy-reid-bleeds-byu-blue&fm=ho me_page&s_cid=featured-5

    I don't even know what to say. I feel defiled.

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    Even when you know it will happen some day, it is still so difficult to learn someone you hold dear has passed. Rest in peace Elmore Leonard, wordsmith.

    by Folderdog
    2013-08-20 14:53:43 lmore-leonard-master-of-crime-fiction-dies -at-87.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0

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    Oh, that little Roscoe!

    by Folderdog
    2013-08-08 16:42:48

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    Happy birthday to my all-time favorite, Peter O'Toole

    by Folderdog
    2013-08-02 13:23:40

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    With the breaking news of the "Blue Out" at the madrasa,

    by Folderdog
    2013-08-01 18:22:26

    the gentle ladies of the Provo 245th Ward step up the pace for the 2013 zoob football team.

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    "Tony Soprano" R.I.P.

    by Folderdog
    2013-06-19 18:01:14

    (CNN) -- James Gandolfini, who gained fame playing a memorable mafia boss on HBO's "The Sopranos" by giving the role a contemporary twist of visiting a therapist for middle-age anxieties, died after suffering a possible heart attack in Italy, an HBO spokeswoman and the actor's managers said Wednesday.
    He was 51.
    Gandolfini was on holiday in Rome, said Mara Mikialian, HBO's vice president for program publicity.
    He was best known for his award-winning performance as Tony Soprano from the late 1990s to the mid-2000s.

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    Even if a rodent has webbed feet, isn't it still a rodent?

    by Folderdog
    2013-05-03 09:30:48

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    R.I.P. Richie Havens

    by Folderdog
    2013-04-22 16:23:20

    Known mainly from his start at Woodstock, this is my favorite from him, an anti-Viet Nam war song "Minstrel from Gaul." 8&feature=share&list=PLEFAEDB4EBA837B8C

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    Oh, that silly, sweet Roscoe!

    by Folderdog
    2013-03-29 18:17:24

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    Passing of a musical giant.

    by Folderdog
    2013-02-27 11:14:16

    Rest in peace, Van Cliburn.

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