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    So does anyone know who is applying all the pressure to Chris Hill, et al. to keep playing those bastard screaming peasants from the village south of here?

    by Folderdog
    2015-09-13 14:10:43

    Is it our boosters (Eccles, Huntsman)? Is it political (Gary Herbert, Wayne L. Niederhauser [president of the senate], Greg Hughes [speaker of the house])?

    It seems that if we want to get those s.o.b.'s out of here for good, we have to start applying the pressure to those who seem to have a BIG stake in keeping the game alive.

    Our players, coaches and fans deserve better than being forced to associate with a bunch of 36-year-old thugs.

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    Yeah. The team needed a little motivation.

    by Folderdog
    2015-08-25 10:59:06

    From FOX13now.com:

    SALT LAKE CITY — The University of Utah football team kicks off the season a week from Thursday when the host Michigan at Rice-Eccles Stadium.

    The Utes have some extra motivation, but it didn’t come from the Wolverines. In the latest edition of Popular Mechanics, the magazine’s monthly calendar put this on the calendar on September third. “College football season gets underway tonight with the University of Michigan in a cupcake game against Utah.”

    The Utes already have the quote up on their bulletin board.

    “Our team is always juiced no matter what,” said Utah senior wide receiver Kenneth Scott. “So, with that little thing that they put in our locker room about us being a cupcake game it definitely puts more intensity into the game, just because of that little statement that was made. And plus we’re always trying to prove everybody wrong, because everyone sees us as the underdog, so we always have the chip on our shoulder.”

    “There’s no problem getting up for Michigan,” said Utah head coach Kyle Whittingham. “This game has had our attention since way back in late December of the last year. Our players are excited about it. It’s a great opportunity and it will draw a lot of national attention.”

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    Go Utes! Not just another pretty [sports] face.

    by Folderdog
    2015-05-19 18:03:17

    Check this out!

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    Lordy, Lordy. UVU to the Big 12! Did someone make that courtesy call?

    by Folderdog
    2015-04-06 10:04:21

    OREM — When Utah Valley University announced its wrestling program years ago, it hoped to attract the best recruits in the state of Utah as the only in-state college to field a Division I wrestling team.

    Starting this fall, it will have another recruiting tool to add.

    The Big 12 is expected to announce the addition of Utah Valley and five other teams from the Western Wrestling Conference as affiliate members in May, with the intent to join the league as wrestling-only affiliates in advance of the 2015-16 season.


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    He lived long and prospered.

    by Folderdog
    2015-02-27 11:23:29

    Rest in peace, Leonard Nimoy.

    "Second star to the right, and straight on 'til morning."

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    This guy is over 35, but Roscoe likes the more "mature" R.M.s -- he could fit right in!

    by Folderdog
    2015-02-05 16:26:08

    VINELAND, N.J. — John Taylor has to duck when he walks through the front door of his home. He stands 6 feet 11 inches, so ordinary tasks, like shopping or entering his house, often inconvenience him.

    John Taylor plays for the Central Penn Piranha of the semiprofessional Gridiron Developmental Football League.

    “He’s basically our goal-line defense,” a teammate said of Central Penn’s John Taylor.

    On a recent day, he was wearing size 19 sneakers, size 60 jeans and two XXXXXXL shirts to accommodate the 500 pounds on his frame. Taylor is a defensive tackle for the Central Penn Piranha of the semiprofessional Gridiron Developmental Football League, and he is one of the largest players ever to play the game.

    Oh -- and he's not fast. Doesn't block. Doesn't run. Doesn't tackle. He just stands IN THE WAY. So he is already familiar with the zoob playbook.

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    My, my, my.

    by Folderdog
    2014-12-27 12:05:33

    Reflect, fellow Utes, on the rumor that Sitaki actively worked to get Harvey Langi to switch to the zoo after his mission.

    If true, how pissed off would KWhitt be that his DC would do such a thing? I think KWHITT is a real "loyalty first" kind of man.

    If I were head coach and my DC pulled that shit, I would have a lot to say to CHILL about any extensions and raises for the guy who seemed to forget what entity provided paychecks since 2005.

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    I just got a preview of Roscoe's farewell fireside for 2014:

    by Folderdog
    2014-12-22 18:52:17

    The Gospel according to Matthew 5:39

    King James Version (KJV)

    39. But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also.

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    Happy birthday to my husband's Number One Guy:

    by Folderdog
    2014-12-18 10:16:34

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    Fresh from Marc Lyons, KSL.com Contributor

    by Folderdog
    2014-10-23 17:24:15

    "BYU might have to outscore Boise State this week to get a win."

    Oh, how I long for the days when actual professionals were doing the "contributing."

    I think "Contributor" is a pseudonym for "moron without a job who thinks he/she is uniquely interesting and wants to see his/her name on the interweb."

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    Few people know about Connor Halliday's brief film career.

    by Folderdog
    2014-09-24 11:31:08

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    Speaking of football season . . .

    by Folderdog
    2014-08-14 12:52:49

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    R.I.P. Robin Williams

    by Folderdog
    2014-08-11 17:08:57

    http://insidemovies.ew.com/2014/08/11/rob in-williams-dead-at-63/

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    The Harvard (the "other" one -- the one out East) Business Review wrote this about the U's healthcare system.

    by Folderdog
    2014-06-05 14:10:34

    Go medical Utes!

    http://blogs.hbr.org/2014/06/online-revie ws-could-help-fix-medicine/

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    Can you guys tell me which one of these is Duane Busby?

    by Folderdog
    2014-05-21 16:08:22

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    89ute is having his pre-Boston Marathon oatmeal.

    by Folderdog
    2014-04-21 03:48:21

    Soon he will go to Boston Common to get bussed out to Hopkinton where his 26.2 trek will begin. His start time is 10:25 EDT.

    So, as you are having your morning beverage, please raise a coffee mug to him and wish him "Cheers."

    May he run fast and strong.

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    Happy birthday to my husband's all-time favorite:

    by Folderdog
    2013-12-18 10:14:38

    Number 70 for ol' Keith!

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    I cannot even describe the sorrow I feel.

    by Folderdog
    2013-12-15 12:15:08

    RIP to a giant.

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    So -- this happened.

    by Folderdog
    2013-11-13 10:21:53

    Todd Christensen died this morning. Hard to pick a category, but to the end he remained a true-blue zoob.


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    There's no crying in FOOTBALL either, Joshie.

    by Folderdog
    2013-11-11 10:13:06

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    I know what a certain troll is going to be on Halloween

    by Folderdog
    2013-09-27 13:23:00

    You'll find him hanging out in the park begging for a few crumbs.

    >> View Responses



    by Folderdog
    2013-09-19 21:02:48

    "dlucy44," the guy/gal/person who first posted on boogerboard on September 16 about Hadley in Vegas is no longer on boogerboard. Seems everything ever done by that person has v-a-n-i-s-h-e-d, including the original post where he/she/it wrote about Vegasgate.

    Now how in the world could that have happened????

    >> View Responses


    This is the way tds PREFERS to handle Honor Code violations:

    by Folderdog
    2013-09-19 18:16:55

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    From Facebook, coming next week to the Redzone stores:

    by Folderdog
    2013-09-13 13:11:45

    Roscoe just keeps writing his own jokes. We don't even have to try.

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    The blue KoolAid drinking apparently extends into middle age.

    by Folderdog
    2013-09-05 10:18:01

    Speaking of Utah, [Andy] Reid said he is close with Utes Head Coach Kyle Whittingham, his former teammate at BYU. "Deep down he really bleeds blue," Reid proudly said. "He just can't say that right now, but he does."

    http://www.ksl.com/?nid=272&sid=26708538& title=nfls-andy-reid-bleeds-byu-blue&fm=ho me_page&s_cid=featured-5

    I don't even know what to say. I feel defiled.

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    Even when you know it will happen some day, it is still so difficult to learn someone you hold dear has passed. Rest in peace Elmore Leonard, wordsmith.

    by Folderdog
    2013-08-20 14:53:43

    http://www.nytimes.com/2013/08/21/books/e lmore-leonard-master-of-crime-fiction-dies -at-87.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0

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    Oh, that little Roscoe!

    by Folderdog
    2013-08-08 16:42:48

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    Happy birthday to my all-time favorite, Peter O'Toole

    by Folderdog
    2013-08-02 13:23:40

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    With the breaking news of the "Blue Out" at the madrasa,

    by Folderdog
    2013-08-01 18:22:26

    the gentle ladies of the Provo 245th Ward step up the pace for the 2013 zoob football team.

    >> View Responses


    "Tony Soprano" R.I.P.

    by Folderdog
    2013-06-19 18:01:14

    (CNN) -- James Gandolfini, who gained fame playing a memorable mafia boss on HBO's "The Sopranos" by giving the role a contemporary twist of visiting a therapist for middle-age anxieties, died after suffering a possible heart attack in Italy, an HBO spokeswoman and the actor's managers said Wednesday.
    He was 51.
    Gandolfini was on holiday in Rome, said Mara Mikialian, HBO's vice president for program publicity.
    He was best known for his award-winning performance as Tony Soprano from the late 1990s to the mid-2000s.

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