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    Hooray for Blind Melon (more than just the bee girl song)!! Some soulful alternative for a Tuesday afternoon...

    by HunterUte
    2014-04-15 16:53:13

    Blind Melon - Soup

    Blind Melon - Three is a Magic Number

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    If Utah's legislature is going to keep trying to pass wack @$$ bills and legislation, I think they should get on this bandwagon....

    by HunterUte
    2014-03-11 12:42:16

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    Kellen's creeper face here calls for a caption contest...

    by HunterUte
    2013-12-06 13:09:12

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    If we're going to change mascots, why not change the university's name? I suggest University of Zion and our new mascot "Lion"...

    by HunterUte
    2013-11-12 09:24:33

    We can be the Lion of Zion:

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    Hooray for WTF Friday!!

    by HunterUte
    2013-11-08 09:46:06

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    Not sure what to say about this....Ute Busters?

    by HunterUte
    2013-10-31 14:19:45

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    A submission for "because its been a really $#!++y Tuesday" (Turk and TUF, feel free to contribute)....

    by HunterUte
    2013-10-15 16:57:24

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    Hooray Barenaked Ladies!!! (definitely SFW)

    by HunterUte
    2013-10-10 09:07:37

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    Sporky for the Dress like a Cowboy Day win!!

    by HunterUte
    2013-10-07 09:43:56

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    No call on last play of the game...

    by HunterUte
    2013-09-23 12:42:17

    Go to about 3:48 and you can see the no call PI. You can see Matthews, while keeping his arms within his frame and his back blocking the view of the ref, reach and grab the DB to pull the DB down, giving the appearance of defensive PI (when it should have been offensive PI). There are more clear angles but this is a decent job.

    It was a good play by Matthews in that the zoobs would've gotten an untimed down a whole lot closer to the endzone had PI or holding, or any other penalty on the defense, been called. He knew he wasn't getting to the endzone. I know it has been discussed before but this is yet another angle on the no-call.

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    This reminds me of ESPN back in the day (and this takes some talent)...

    by HunterUte
    2013-09-18 09:43:44

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    Port posted a few things the other day (it was either on here or Utezone, or maybe both) but he brought up the WR blocking....

    by HunterUte
    2013-09-17 13:04:05

    After watching the highlights (I had to stream the game on my phone, I'm beginning to hate comcast), I completely agree. Baby Giraffe's third touchdown was in large part sealed by Dres blocking on the CB. Dres got his guy turned sideways enough that BG was able to sneak in the edge essentially untouched.

    Port was also spot on about a lot of YAC and long plays being attributable to downfield blocking. It has been beautiful to see that happening, guys are not just getting in the way of defenders but are blocking and moving guys around downfield. Great to see.

    Another good thing to see so far has been to see guys like Fitzgerald and Lucky Radley get some love in non-garbage time situations. Both have been in the program a while, in fact I think Fitzgerald might be close to earning his "Poston Ph.D.". Its cool to see guys that have been in the background (and done a lot for the team in a nondescript way) be able to step up and make great plays in a very public way.

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    Here are a couple submissions for "Why the #%!@ Not Friday"...

    by HunterUte
    2013-08-09 16:05:32

    I recently refound this little ditty again. Siamese Dream was a great album.

    Possibly the best music video of all time.

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    Anyone know of a good, reliable company to transport cars across this big @$$ country of ours?

    by HunterUte
    2013-08-07 15:43:12

    My firm is transferring me to Miami, yeah, I know, hot and humid like "mis huevos despues de ejercicio", the fake U, etc. but its a great opportunity career-wise.

    Anyway, we're relocating the whole family, dogs and kids, etc. but don't want to drive our vehicles across the country. I know there are a lot of schemes/nigerian prince type stuff that goes on with transporting cars so I'm wondering if any of you guys and gals knows of a good company to use.


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    Hooray for Thursday!!

    by HunterUte
    2013-07-18 15:56:53

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    Here's my attempt at a "flyer" impression (for science nerds)...

    by HunterUte
    2013-07-02 15:22:37

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    by HunterUte
    2013-06-20 18:10:09

    I've been happy with the Confed Cup so far, a lot of good games (but I do feel bad for Tahiti, until they get to go back to Tahiti). Japan and Italy was a really fun game. Can't wait for the World Cup next year, gonna be a fun time. I just hope Uruguay can qualify.

    Luis "Eat'em Alive" Suarez penalty kick was beautiful but this ditty by Forlan was brilliant.

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    Hooray for reggae Friday!!

    by HunterUte
    2013-06-07 11:55:18

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    In honor of RnR Thursday (They've aged remarkably well)....

    by HunterUte
    2013-05-02 14:24:09

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    Ran across this little ditty the other day (Pink Floyd), I can't believe how good it sounds for, apparently, being performed and recorded live in a concert atmosphere.....

    by HunterUte
    2013-04-22 12:31:37

    I'm sure there is some engineering to get rid of crowd noise but damn, this sounds great. I'm not sure I have ever heard something sound so close to the studio version recorded live.

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    Hooray for Football scrimmages and Reggae Friday!!!

    by HunterUte
    2013-04-05 17:32:01

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    I was watching one of the 30 for 30's last night "Straight out of LA" and saw something jaw dropping near the end ...

    by HunterUte
    2013-03-01 12:06:42

    A cameo appearance from Todd Christensen begins around the 1:46 remark. He has hands that stick to balls. The hair and porn-staches in this are awe inspiring.

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    Always look on the bright side of life...

    by HunterUte
    2013-02-28 16:44:19

    Could be considered sacrilegious and I don't post this to offend, but this is a great ending to a great film. There is much more to Monty Python than the Holy Grail.

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    Does anyone know how accurate or at least close Zillow is regarding its house price estimates?

    by HunterUte
    2013-02-21 10:58:10

    Our family had to move to California for my work a couple years ago. We were under water in our house. We tried to short sale but didn't want to miss payments, etc. The second mortgage didn't go for it, so we ended up renting it out as we didn't want to walk away from it or miss payments to get a short sale.

    Anyway, we're renting out our house in the Denver metro area at a slight loss annually. I don't mind for now because we've been able to keep our credit intact and the hit isn't too much (and we've began depreciating the house, so tax-wise it helps).

    We went through one horrible experience with tenants and then hired a property management company to help out. Since then, its been smooth sailing in that regard but its still a headache I'd like to get rid of sooner than later. The tenant's contract is up at the end of May. The "zillow estimate" is close to what we owe, and we might be able to eat the rest if we could sell it at that price. I know I can get comps from a real estate agent but I don't want to ask for one and then decide not to sell the house, and have the agent on us about selling.

    So, back to the original question, is Zillow accurate in the slightest?

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    Hooray for Reggae Friday!!

    by HunterUte
    2013-02-08 16:40:25

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    Here's another one from Chicago for you Turk...

    by HunterUte
    2013-01-22 19:24:49

    Possibly my fav outside of dialogue:

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    Here's some Chicago, I know its only Tuesday but is there any time that isn't a good time for '60s and 70's Chicago?

    by HunterUte
    2013-01-22 15:58:57

    Dialogue, pts 1 & 2

    Questions 67 & 68 (Live)

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    Hooray for Reggae Friday!!

    by HunterUte
    2012-12-07 10:37:44

    Local group:

    Argentine groups:

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    I have a question for the arm chair referees (and anyone else who knows the rules). How was the placeholder not down on the fake FG we ran against Arizona? His knee was down from the time he caught the snap until after he "hiked" it to Sellwood....

    by HunterUte
    2012-12-06 10:51:21

    At least it appears his knee is down the whole time as he uses it to push off of in order to stand up. No coach complained about it, it appears, nor did the announcers say anything so it has to be legal but I'm just wondering why he wasn't "down" and able to lateral (I'm not sure what to call what he did to get Sellwood the balll, other than brilliant execution) to Sellwood.

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    Any fans of the Uruguayan group "Cuarteto de Nos"? They're kind of a Spanish version of Weezer/Green Day, great stuff. Anyway, this is what a music video should be like....

    by HunterUte
    2012-12-05 16:40:10

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