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    Mullet Ute  icon
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    Interwebs, how I love you so.....

    by Mullet Ute
    2014-04-08 15:38:44

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    Nice thing about road games? My liquor cabinet.

    by Mullet Ute
    2014-03-16 18:46:40

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    Wazzu timeline....

    by Mullet Ute
    2014-02-07 21:37:20

    6:00pm: Tip

    8:00pm: Utes win, reluctantly press down on oversized plunger at midcourt

    9:00pm: Loiter arrives home, binge drinks peppermint schnapps

    10:00pm: Loiter submits stream of consciousness post on UFN, bitching about officiating

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    Utah 71, UCLA 65

    by Mullet Ute
    2014-01-18 11:48:12

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    Seriously. I want to have sex with this movie. Passionate, primal lovemaking.

    by Mullet Ute
    2013-12-11 22:20:54

    http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/sony_p ictures/americanhustle/

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    For the handful of truly depressing basketball nerds on the board, you might take interest in that Demetrius Walker is on the Grand Canyon roster. For the uninitiated, Walker is the central figure in the book They Played Their Hearts Out.

    by Mullet Ute
    2013-11-21 11:47:26

    In my opinion, the best basketball book since Loose Balls; a sad yet compelling account of the AAU basketball scene.

    http://www.amazon.com/Play-Their-Hearts-O ut-Basketball/dp/0345508610

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    Come on out Thursday night and watch the Runnin' Utes take on the University of Phoenix. Some game notes.....

    by Mullet Ute
    2013-11-19 10:35:57

    The Antelopes are coached by former Phoenix Sun and skin bronzer-enthusiast Dan Majerle

    Section J will be present for Thursday's contest. Remember to keep the lids on your soft drinks tight and avoid direct eye-contact.

    While the Ute's have been drubbing their opponents this year, the defense has been allowing open looks from 3 point range. Expect the Antelopes, sharpshooters from +20', to test the Ute's perimeter defense.

    The sentence above was a work of fiction. The author has not researched the Antelopes beyond perusing Google images of Majerle

    Half-time will consist of Newbomb Turk walking through the stands showing children the scar from his appendectomy

    The sentence above was true.

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    University of Utah Runnin' Utes vs UC Davis Aggies tipping off at 8:00pm. First five hundred fans get to touch Rocker Ute's hair.

    by Mullet Ute
    2013-11-15 14:37:16

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    In the spirit of charity, I will gladly sign over my trademarks to all of my previous rec-league basketball teams to the University of Utah

    by Mullet Ute
    2013-11-12 12:47:17

    Walker Texas Rangers
    Copper Camel Fiesta
    White Guy From CHiPs
    Hornacek's Cowlick
    "WOOOOOOOO" (Ric Flair pronunciation)

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    As a value-added service to this board, I present to you the sixth of a series of roster profiles for the 2013/2014 Runnin' Utes. Today's profile; Princeton Onwas.

    by Mullet Ute
    2013-11-11 10:33:37



    Princeton Onwas
    Junior – Guard/Forward
    6’5” 210lbs
    Houston, TX

    High-flying wing from Navarro College where he led the Fightin’ Labradoodles in scoring, averaging 11.5 points per game. Length, athleticism and adamantium coursing through his veins enables Onwas to be a shutdown defender from positions one through four. Solid mid-range shooter who received interest from a number of programs including Kansas State, TCU and the Legion of Doom. Owns 14 Hello Kitty backpacks. Onwas played in high school at Seven Lakes in Katy, TX; leading his team to a 32-7 record in District 5A. Princeton is the son to parents Carl Weathers and a Smith Machine.

    Basketball Spirit Animal: Brick $#@%House

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    As a value-added service to this board, I present to you the fifth of a series of roster profiles for the 2013/2014 Runnin' Utes. Today's profile; Marko Kovacevic.

    by Mullet Ute
    2013-10-31 13:44:03



    Marko Kovacevic
    Junior – Forward
    6’11” 235lbs
    Belgrade, Serbia

    Transfer from Western Nebraska Community College expected to contribute significant minutes for the Runnin’ Utes on the front court. Led the WNCC Cougars in 2012 to a 26-7 record and the Region IX (whatever that is) Tournament finals, averaging 11.7 points and a team-best 7.8 rebounds a game as a freshman. Spends summers interning at the customer service desk of a Russian surplus attack helicopter brokerage. Size, strength and rebounding will be put to use as Jordan Loveridge transitions to Small Forward. Has tattoo on his back of two Grateful Dead teddy bears……..stabbing each other in a prison yard. A shot-blocker (42 blocks in 2012 @WNCC), Marko is anticipated to be a key rim protector when the Utes transition to Pac-12 play. Likes to smoke Newport Menthols and watch the Blu-Ray version of Highlander in his free time. Marko is the son to parents Boris Badenov and Natasha Fatale.

    Basketball Spirit Animal: Steve McQueen

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    Lou Reed's The Gun repurposed........brilliantly.

    by Mullet Ute
    2013-10-30 15:45:28



    Potentially NSFW. Not so much for British people swearing, but getting caught at your desk watching a video with Jeremy Piven in it.

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    As a value-added service to this board, I present to you the fourth of a series of roster profiles for the 2013/2014 Runnin' Utes. Today's profile; Connor Van Brocklin.

    by Mullet Ute
    2013-10-25 15:36:07



    Conner Van Brocklin
    RS Junior – Long Snapper
    6’5” 195lbs
    Fruit Heights, UT

    Transfer with deep shooting range who averaged 15.9 points per game at Snow College. Van Brocklin’s average of 2.5 three point field goals per game especially impressive since the Scenic Western Athletic Conference employs donkey-rules basketball for its regular season. Runnin' Ute head coach Larry Krystkowiak says of Van Brocklin, "Connor brings great shooting skills and maturity to our program." Native of Fruit Heights, UT and attended Davis High School, so………… he’s got that going for him. A self-proclaimed ‘hair gel enthusiast’. Connor is the son to parents Joey Fatone and Enid Greene.

    Basketball Spirit Animal: Tranquilized Marshall Henderson

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    As a value-added service to this board, I present to you the third of a series of roster profiles for the 2013/2014 Runnin' Utes. Today's profile; Brandon Taylor.

    by Mullet Ute
    2013-10-24 17:24:48


    Brandon Taylor
    Sophomore – Point Guard
    5’10” 162lbs
    Los Angeles, CA

    Saw time in 29 games as true freshman; starter for the last 13. Three-point threat (42%, 2nd in PAC 12) and playmaker (2.9 assists, 14th) who creates space on the offensive end of the floor. Uses whiskers on the side of his face to detect the high-screen pick & roll………..because he’s a cat. Enjoyed season high points (21) and assists (6) in win versus Washington. Fears nothing but universal remote controls. Had 10 points and buried a pickaxe into the small intestine of Allen Crabbe in Utah’s PAC 12 Tourney defeat of Cal. Brandon is the son to parents Donatello of Ninja Turtle Fame and a 150lbs compound crossbow.

    Basketball Spirit Animal: Scissor-Wielding Raptor w/Mounted Jetpack

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    As a value-added service to this board, I present to you the second of a series of roster profiles for the 2013/2014 Runnin' Utes. Today's profile; Xan Ricketts

    by Mullet Ute
    2013-10-23 12:24:42



    Xan Ricketts
    RS Junior - Forward
    6’7” 217lbs
    Sandy, UT

    Figures to play reserve role after transferring from Simon Fraser University in 2011. Has anywhere from 12-14lbs of undigested meat in his bowels. Saw time in 2012/13 against Willamette and College of Idaho. Inspiration for Xan Ricketts Fan Club, now up to 7 dues-paying members. Solid rebounding power forward who could guard small forwards on switch-outs. Likes to relax by watching Facts of Life reruns. Provides good looks on defense as member of scout team in practice. Formerly engaged to Mindy Cohn. Accounting major and on track for a sexy career as an accountant. Xan is the son to parents Michael Beck and Olivia Newton-John.

    Basketball Spirit Animal: ML Carr

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    As a value-added service to this board, I present to you the first of a series of roster profiles for the 2013/2014 Runnin' Utes. Today's profile; Kenneth Ogbe

    by Mullet Ute
    2013-10-22 12:34:24



    Kenneth Ogbe
    Freshman - Guard
    6’6” 190lbs
    Ehingen, Germany

    Perimeter player expected to make significant contribution in his freshmen year. Soft-shooting right-hander with range out to the 3 point line. As MVP, led his regional squad Ursping to the Arby’s Classic championship in Bristol, TN (unable to verify if this was a basketball tournament or a NASCAR Truck Series event). Possesses effective jab-step that frees up space for his jumper. Giggles uncontrollably when Coach Kristkowiak pronounces Ehingen. Moves equally well to his left as his right. In his free time, Kenneth enjoys scarves and Angela Merkel pornography. Anticipated to be in 7 man rotation. Kenneth is the son to parents Haddaway and Katarina Witt.

    Basketball Spirit Animal: German ShePegasus

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    Interwebs.......you complete me.

    by Mullet Ute
    2013-10-17 18:54:50

    http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/10/couples- recent-cialis-commercial-ranked/

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    I present to you the single most greatest thing on the interwebs.....EVER.

    by Mullet Ute
    2013-10-10 16:25:33



    NSFW if you have a crappy job.....Scratch

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    Hooray Basketball!

    by Mullet Ute
    2013-09-27 15:24:18

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    Basketball teams can start practicing today. To celebrate this event, I present my annual homage to the greatest shoe ever created in the history of the solar system: The adidas Top Ten.

    by Mullet Ute
    2013-09-27 10:47:08

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    HAP IV.....Samuel L. Jackson-Approved.

    by Mullet Ute
    2013-06-06 14:01:21

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    HAP Trophy?....HAP Trophy.

    by Mullet Ute
    2013-06-05 12:36:54

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    "Fantastic pace to this game. Shot clock not a factor, refs inconsequential; Players soaring like eagles here over the desert sky,"

    by Mullet Ute
    2013-05-24 14:36:15

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    HAP IV: New Rules For a New Economy.

    by Mullet Ute
    2013-05-20 14:41:14

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    June 29th.....HORSE-A-Palooza IV (dba: HAP Quatro).

    by Mullet Ute
    2013-05-15 16:57:38

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    HAP Quatro....we're all winners!

    by Mullet Ute
    2013-05-14 12:49:26

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    (* drops mic, walks off stage *)

    by Mullet Ute
    2013-04-14 17:15:56

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    Mullet Ute's three-day expedition of Disneyland; musings from the edge:

    by Mullet Ute
    2013-04-05 15:16:46

    You aren't getting any at Disneyland fellas; prepare for this as you must.

    I haven't been to Disneyland since Senior Night (a long forgotten California event whereas Disney would close the Park a handful of spring nights for CA high school seniors). I fondly recalled daring my best friend to dance with the robots on the Pirates of the Carribean, to which he leaped from the boat before I could finish the sentence. It was then I was introduced to the urban myth of Disney Jail (Guess what? Real place!). Liquor may have been a factor.

    Pocahontas? More like PocaHawtness.

    I saw two Big Johnson t-shirts during my stay at the park. I continuously underestimate the Chad Sexington/FlyFishing Ute consumer demographic.

    It's A Small World. WTH is up with the glaring ommision of Ireland? Why no children pounding near-lethal quanities of whiskey and bare-knuckle boxing with family elders? Thanks Obama.

    Second best princess? The redhead from Brave; there was just something about her...her volumous (* holds invisible bowling balls near chest *) head of hair maybe.

    Ran into Donald Duck at Frontier Land surrounded by a massive crowd trying to get their picture taken with him . He was wearing a coonskin cap and carrying an oversized aze. Sure, when I'm showing up to HAP without pants, swinging around a sharp object, everyone's shouting the safe word. Whatever.

    Oh, yeah. No sex, guys; ain't happening.

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    .......

    by Mullet Ute
    2013-04-01 17:01:29

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    Mullet Ute Social Graces Update From Last Weekend: Six fights; three involving gin and the Stones.

    by Mullet Ute
    2013-03-26 15:54:23

    http://www.utefans.net/message.php?id=129 9298#message1299298

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