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    HAP 2011. Has it really been four years? Good times.

    by Mullet Ute
    2015-05-07 14:20:26

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi2ehhySa sc

    NSFW if the IT guy hates you.

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    I found my Soul Mate. NSFW if you have a crappy job.

    by Mullet Ute
    2015-05-01 15:02:17

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYqCS3kkr aE

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    Reseeding the Sweet 16: interesting analysis....

    by Mullet Ute
    2015-03-23 10:05:46

    http://espn.go.com/mens-college-basketbal l/tournament/2015/story/_/id/12538993/rese eding-sweet-16-men-ncaa-tournament-field

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    Thanks a lot, Hoiberg

    by Mullet Ute
    2015-03-19 12:51:30

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    I love Bill Walton.

    by Mullet Ute
    2015-02-26 12:52:35

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    Danny Trejo in a Snickers Ad? Danny Trejo in a Snickers Ad!!!

    by Mullet Ute
    2015-01-29 14:06:13

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    I've got to be honest, I'm disappointed in all of you. I've opened my heart and shared with you my affection for the women of the Cialis commercials.

    by Mullet Ute
    2015-01-27 18:35:03

    You've taken these beautiful 30 second vignettes of middle-aged monkey business and reduced it pics of the Wendy's girl. Aren't you smitten by the glimpses of their shared prelude to bumping boots? Consider the following...

    Patio Furniture Refinishing Lady: is the prospect of sanding a bench really a turn on for her? Is it that simple? I once hung a picture in the living room. Would that suffice for this vixen?

    Star-gazing Ice Queen: Astrology? Really...Astrology? The poor silver-haired fox of a husband looks completely uninterested in the stars, but has the resigned expression that a guy has to do what a guy has to do. I bet the telescope cost a fortune.

    Nacho MILF. Frankly, I may have done my rankings too quickly. Dressed out in her alma mater's gear, following the football game, then pulls off the Triple-Lindy and delivers a perfect plate of nachos? Hey, Nacho Husband....you need Cialis? She Brought You Nachos! YOU DON'T DESERVE THAT WOMAN!

    You all disgust me.

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    Miss Universe Costume Contest? Miss Universe Costume Contest!

    by Mullet Ute
    2015-01-23 19:37:26

    NSFW if you work for The Man.

    http://www.wwtdd.com/2015/01/miss-univers e-costume-contest-went-well/

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    Here you go, kids. In advance of Saturday's game, Loiter's interview with the Wildcats' head coach, Sean Miller.

    by Mullet Ute
    2015-01-16 13:05:04

    Sean Miller is the head men's basketball coach at the University of Arizona. Coach Miller started his career at Arizona in 2009 and has led the Wildcats to three NCAA Tournament invitations plus one appearance at the NIT. Prior to coaching the Wildcats, Coach Miller had a successful five year run at Xavier whereas he led the Muskateers to four NCAA appearances. Our intrepid UFN reporter, Loiter, was able to sit down this morning with Coach Miller at the Wildcat practice facility

    Loiter: Coach Miller, thank you for taking the time to speak with me.
    Miller: (* startled *) Wha…..Who the hell are you and why are you in my sauna?

    Loiter: I’m Loiter. We had an appointment. Your assistant told me to find you here.
    Miller: (* confused look, starts to gather himself *)……..Are you the guy that keeps texting me about some Russian dude?

    Loiter: Serbian, get it straight. Do you mind if I pour some water on these rocks? It always looks cool in the movies
    Miller: Your Not Supposed To……

    Loiter: (* pours water over heating element…..steam and sparks shoot through the sauna *)
    Miller: Jesus F………

    Loiter: Whoooweee! Guess I see why most guys wear towels in a sauna. Probably should’ve considered that.
    Miller: (* Annoyed *) Look, can we talk some other time?

    Loiter: Nope, nope. Shouldn’t take long, I only have a handful of questions
    Miller: (* Resigned expression *)……alright, knock yourself out. Just cover-up; your freckles are distracting.

    Loiter: Hmmm, I think of them as alluring, but tomato/tomatoe. According to folklore, you were quite the basketball savant growing up. Your ball-handling was so prodigious that you had a cameo in The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh. Is this correct?
    Miller: Yes, I had a small role as a kid.

    Loiter: I loved that movie. It starred Dr J, what was he like?
    Miller: Like I said, it was a small part and I didn’t interact with him much, but he seemed very nice.

    Loiter: How big was his package? I bet he was hung like a....
    Miller: What?…..I can’t believe you just asked me…… Listen, can we change the subject?

    Loiter: Sure, you also made a guest appearance on the Johnny Carson Show. How big was Carson’s..…
    Miller: If you’re just going to ask questions of how well-endowed all of my acquaintances are, we can stop this interview now.

    Loiter: Okay, no problem (* flips eight pages forward on legal pad *). Have you devised a scheme to contain Humpty tomorrow?
    Miller: Humpty? Who’s Humpty?

    Loiter: Shock G, from Digital Underground. You know, Humpty. He’s a rotational wing player for the Utes
    Miller: You mean the rapper?

    Loiter: Yeah, #35. He’s fun to watch.
    Miller: Isn’t that actually Kyle Kuzma?

    Loiter: That’s his birth name, but his handle is Shock-G….Humpty. (* starts singing Humpty Dance *)
    Miller: ….he’s got to be well into his 40s, I think you’re mistaken.

    Loiter: (* stands up) “You’re gonna fall when the stereos pump me”
    Miller: Please put on a towel.

    Loiter: (* starts to dance *) “I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky”
    Miller: I’m beginning to feel very uncomfortable

    Loiter: “I’m spunky, I like my oatmeal lumpy”
    Miller: Towel! On! Now!

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    Here you go kids, fresh off the wire: Loiter's interview with USC basketball coach Andy Enfield.

    by Mullet Ute
    2015-01-02 13:25:19

    Andy Enfield is the head men's basketball coach at the University of Southern California. He came to national prominence as the head coach of Florida Gulf Coast University when his team advanced to the Sweet Sixteen at the 2013 NCAA Tournament. Our intrepid UFN reporter, Loiter, was able to sit down this morning with Coach Enfield prior to tonight’s game.

    Loiter: Coach Einfield, thank you for taking the time to sit down with me. Before we get started, I’m a bit unfamiliar with this hotel, do you know if we’re within 100 yards of a school or church?

    Enfield: I don’t believe so, why do you ask?

    Loiter: No reason (*wipes brow*). You’ve taken over the USC basketball program from PAC-12 commentator Kevin O’Neill. O’Neill was notorious for having a 100-page playbook. Tell me, what exactly was on those 100 pages? Because I saw O’Neill’s offense, and it didn't appear to have any set plays of any kind. Was the book mostly a compilation of Fleetwood Mac lyrics?

    Enfield: I’m not aware of such a playbook.

    Loiter: After selling a successful start-up company, you went on to coach Florida Gulf Coast to the NCAAs while being married to a former model. What’s it like being one of those insufferable pricks who has everything go his way?

    Enfield: It’s all right, I guess.

    Loiter: Your guard, Katin Reinhardt. Douche Canoe or just your run-of-the-mill Douchebag?

    Enfield: Uh,….neither?

    Loiter: He looks like the kind of guy who makes you want to stock up on Purell.

    Enfield: is that a question?

    Loiter: Your forward, Strahinja Gavrilovic; is he Irish?

    Enfield: Uh, no.

    Loiter: You’re a successful and mildly attractive man and since I’ve shot-gunned five Appletinis this morning; may I kiss you (* turns on boom box *)

    Enfield: No thank you.

    Boom Box: “I don’t want to wait for our lives to be over, I want to know right now what will it be…”

    Loiter: You have a very kissable mouth and a chiseled chin.

    Enfield: Stay away from me.

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    I would hope you would support who we are. Not, who we are not. These six individuals have made a choice to work, a choice to sacrifice, to put themselves on the line 23 nights for the next 4 months, to represent you, this high school.

    by Mullet Ute
    2014-11-07 15:31:10

    That kind of commitment and effort deserves and demands your respect. This is your team.

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    Second Request: Seeking a pair of lower bowl basketball season tickets.

    by Mullet Ute
    2014-10-03 17:32:53

    Greetings Everyone-

    This is an excellent opportunity for one of you to have your very own ‘brush with greatness’ story. I’m in need of a pair of lower bowl season tickets for the Runnin’ Utes, and you might be the lucky person to sell them to me. Since I’m a man of the people, I prefer to source these tickets from you: because the ticket office is for losers. You and I (*loosens ascot, sniffs brandy*)…..we are not losers.

    Some items of note regarding myself and our potential transaction:

    • I’m the Jack Nicholson of the JMHC. Like Jack, I have little effect on the outcome of a game, but I can make a bad game interesting. So it’s pretty important that one of you steps up and works a deal with me.

    • I will not sit in Section J. I don’t care what my dry cleaner says:you cannot get the smell of Section J off your garments. It’s the herpes of aromas.

    • I may or may not pick the tickets up in person. Should you want to meet West of Highland Drive, you’ll have to work with my security detail. West of State Street? (* leans back in chair, makes dismissive wanking motion *)

    • I realize that I’ve been flexible in the past, but if you want to discount the price of the seats in return for me sleeping with your wife, it will have to be 50% of the face value of the tickets. Almost forgot, I get the rights to the video; this is non-negotiable.

    So (* finishes brandy, throws glass in fireplace), should you have tickets, drop me a boardmail. Do it….do it for America.


    Mullet Ute

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    I'm so conflicted about tomorrow. I want Mike Leach to be my uncle.

    by Mullet Ute
    2014-09-26 12:44:09

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    Ever been to Fresno? It's like Tooele without the whimsy.

    by Mullet Ute
    2014-09-03 21:53:52

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    The Sands Sportsbook odds for tomorrow's tailgate vs Idaho St:

    by Mullet Ute
    2014-08-27 21:10:41

    Newbomb takes his shirt off before kick-off: 5-1

    Ute King keeps his shirt on before kick-off: 5-1

    Sfork initiates and wins bareknuckle brawl with Bengal alumni: 15-1

    Chucker initiates and wins bareknuckle brawl with Bengal alumni: no-line
    (since Chucker is part lycan/part Chili-Mac, bookies won't touch this)

    Loiter has sex with a patron from the Green Pig in Shasta's trailer: 6-5

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    Minutes from the HAP Board of Directors meeting last evening (and pub-crawl review)

    by Mullet Ute
    2014-08-17 19:55:34

    HORSE-A-Palooza Quarterly Board Meeting, Attendees:
    • Mullet Ute: Chief Science Officer, HAP Spirit Animal
    • Newbomb Turk: Chief Financial Officer, HAP Historian
    • Loiter: Chief Operating Officer, HAP Svengali

    Piper Down
    My father once gave me some great advice. There are some jobs that are best left to professionals: brake repair, interventional medicine and tattoo art. Regarding the later, it’s apparent that the patrons of Piper Down have no fathers. That or there’s a tattoo artist with Parkinson’s that’s playing a terrible joke on a lot of people.

    Between that, and the kaleidoscope-like scent of urine, body odor and Jameson’s, Piper Down was deemed unfit for any HAP business and we agreed to adjourn to the next location.

    Junior’s Tavern
    Junior’s was also deemed unfit for HAP business, not so much that it’s a bad establishment (it’s not), but that it’s completely forgettable. The vanilla ice cream of bars, if you will. In fact, I can only remember two things from that bar:

    “Wow, that’s a big @#$%ing mirror”…….Loiter.

    “She looks like Betty Paige”…….Newbomb Turk. (this was said in reference to a female patron of Junior’s….Turk then spent the next fifteen minutes explaining who Betty Paige was).

    It was over sushi that the HAP Board of Directors passed the first resolution of the evening. Loiter motioned that collegiate football teams with one-armed kickers should hereby be deemed as a protected species and assured top 25 ranking. The motion was met with awkward pause by Turk and Mullet (plus a WTF expression from the sushi chef), but after three Sapporos the motion was approved. A research grant was commissioned to investigate if one-armed collegiate football kickers are an exception to Rule 34.

    Murphy’s Bar and Grill
    If you are an attractive middle-aged woman who was walking hand-in-hand with your daughter after the curtain fall of Wicked, and you were startled from someone shouting “Check out that MILF!”……….then you had the privilege of being in close proximity to Newbomb Turk. This must’ve been a big moment for you.

    Green Pig
    It wasn’t until the Board secured a secluded table on the rooftop of the GP where real business commenced. The following motions were presented and approved:
    • When it comes to the attractiveness of the opposite sex, Mullet has no ‘type’. The motion was approved that moving forward he needs to establish a type.
    • In a mythical arena, a Great White shark would defeat a Silverback Gorilla in a fight to the death.
    • When you buy Loiter a Pabst Blue Ribbon and you chant “Ginger” three times, he must show you the picture of his mullet on his phone.
    • The next HAP Board of Directors meeting is scheduled for December 20th, immediately after the UNLV-Utah basketball game…..at the Spearmint Rhino (duh).

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    I'm adding "Ice Up, Son" to my conference room lexicon immediately

    by Mullet Ute
    2014-08-13 12:04:25

    http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2014/ 08/steve-smith-wins-money-by-not-fighting . html

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    I've met my share of celebrities in my life. Liam Neeson (snores). Robert Redford (little). Bruce Hornsby...twice (kind of awesome). Summer Sanders (hit on....and rejected). Kate Pierson (kind of hit on...kind of hit on back....long story).

    by Mullet Ute
    2014-07-21 19:16:09

    But tonight I met Kareem Abdul Jabar. I was completely star-struck.

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    Forced ranking of the couples from Cialis commercials. Thank you, Internet.

    by Mullet Ute
    2014-07-03 12:42:05

    http://uproxx.com/tag/cialis-couples-rank ed/

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    The HAP and The Furious

    by Mullet Ute
    2014-06-02 17:45:25

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    There will never come the day that UteKing fails to showcase his hoop skills at HAP. It will just get progressively harder to watch.

    by Mullet Ute
    2014-05-13 12:30:45

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    HAP 2014: basketball, showmanship and hepatoxicity.

    by Mullet Ute
    2014-05-01 11:02:40

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    HAP 2014: This is probably a big moment for you.

    by Mullet Ute
    2014-04-30 12:46:12

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    Interwebs, how I love you so.....

    by Mullet Ute
    2014-04-08 15:38:44

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    Nice thing about road games? My liquor cabinet.

    by Mullet Ute
    2014-03-16 18:46:40

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    Wazzu timeline....

    by Mullet Ute
    2014-02-07 21:37:20

    6:00pm: Tip

    8:00pm: Utes win, reluctantly press down on oversized plunger at midcourt

    9:00pm: Loiter arrives home, binge drinks peppermint schnapps

    10:00pm: Loiter submits stream of consciousness post on UFN, bitching about officiating

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    Utah 71, UCLA 65

    by Mullet Ute
    2014-01-18 11:48:12

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    Seriously. I want to have sex with this movie. Passionate, primal lovemaking.

    by Mullet Ute
    2013-12-11 22:20:54

    http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/sony_p ictures/americanhustle/

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    For the handful of truly depressing basketball nerds on the board, you might take interest in that Demetrius Walker is on the Grand Canyon roster. For the uninitiated, Walker is the central figure in the book They Played Their Hearts Out.

    by Mullet Ute
    2013-11-21 11:47:26

    In my opinion, the best basketball book since Loose Balls; a sad yet compelling account of the AAU basketball scene.

    http://www.amazon.com/Play-Their-Hearts-O ut-Basketball/dp/0345508610

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    Come on out Thursday night and watch the Runnin' Utes take on the University of Phoenix. Some game notes.....

    by Mullet Ute
    2013-11-19 10:35:57

    The Antelopes are coached by former Phoenix Sun and skin bronzer-enthusiast Dan Majerle

    Section J will be present for Thursday's contest. Remember to keep the lids on your soft drinks tight and avoid direct eye-contact.

    While the Ute's have been drubbing their opponents this year, the defense has been allowing open looks from 3 point range. Expect the Antelopes, sharpshooters from +20', to test the Ute's perimeter defense.

    The sentence above was a work of fiction. The author has not researched the Antelopes beyond perusing Google images of Majerle

    Half-time will consist of Newbomb Turk walking through the stands showing children the scar from his appendectomy

    The sentence above was true.

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