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    The Sands Sportsbook odds for tomorrow's tailgate vs Idaho St:

    by Mullet Ute
    2014-08-27 21:10:41

    Newbomb takes his shirt off before kick-off: 5-1

    Ute King keeps his shirt on before kick-off: 5-1

    Sfork initiates and wins bareknuckle brawl with Bengal alumni: 15-1

    Chucker initiates and wins bareknuckle brawl with Bengal alumni: no-line
    (since Chucker is part lycan/part Chili-Mac, bookies won't touch this)

    Loiter has sex with a patron from the Green Pig in Shasta's trailer: 6-5

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    Minutes from the HAP Board of Directors meeting last evening (and pub-crawl review)

    by Mullet Ute
    2014-08-17 19:55:34

    HORSE-A-Palooza Quarterly Board Meeting, Attendees:
    • Mullet Ute: Chief Science Officer, HAP Spirit Animal
    • Newbomb Turk: Chief Financial Officer, HAP Historian
    • Loiter: Chief Operating Officer, HAP Svengali

    Piper Down
    My father once gave me some great advice. There are some jobs that are best left to professionals: brake repair, interventional medicine and tattoo art. Regarding the later, it’s apparent that the patrons of Piper Down have no fathers. That or there’s a tattoo artist with Parkinson’s that’s playing a terrible joke on a lot of people.

    Between that, and the kaleidoscope-like scent of urine, body odor and Jameson’s, Piper Down was deemed unfit for any HAP business and we agreed to adjourn to the next location.

    Junior’s Tavern
    Junior’s was also deemed unfit for HAP business, not so much that it’s a bad establishment (it’s not), but that it’s completely forgettable. The vanilla ice cream of bars, if you will. In fact, I can only remember two things from that bar:

    “Wow, that’s a big @#$%ing mirror”…….Loiter.

    “She looks like Betty Paige”…….Newbomb Turk. (this was said in reference to a female patron of Junior’s….Turk then spent the next fifteen minutes explaining who Betty Paige was).

    Shogun
    It was over sushi that the HAP Board of Directors passed the first resolution of the evening. Loiter motioned that collegiate football teams with one-armed kickers should hereby be deemed as a protected species and assured top 25 ranking. The motion was met with awkward pause by Turk and Mullet (plus a WTF expression from the sushi chef), but after three Sapporos the motion was approved. A research grant was commissioned to investigate if one-armed collegiate football kickers are an exception to Rule 34.

    Murphy’s Bar and Grill
    If you are an attractive middle-aged woman who was walking hand-in-hand with your daughter after the curtain fall of Wicked, and you were startled from someone shouting “Check out that MILF!”……….then you had the privilege of being in close proximity to Newbomb Turk. This must’ve been a big moment for you.

    Green Pig
    It wasn’t until the Board secured a secluded table on the rooftop of the GP where real business commenced. The following motions were presented and approved:
    • When it comes to the attractiveness of the opposite sex, Mullet has no ‘type’. The motion was approved that moving forward he needs to establish a type.
    • In a mythical arena, a Great White shark would defeat a Silverback Gorilla in a fight to the death.
    • When you buy Loiter a Pabst Blue Ribbon and you chant “Ginger” three times, he must show you the picture of his mullet on his phone.
    • The next HAP Board of Directors meeting is scheduled for December 20th, immediately after the UNLV-Utah basketball game…..at the Spearmint Rhino (duh).

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    I'm adding "Ice Up, Son" to my conference room lexicon immediately

    by Mullet Ute
    2014-08-13 12:04:25

    http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2014/ 08/steve-smith-wins-money-by-not-fighting . html

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    I've met my share of celebrities in my life. Liam Neeson (snores). Robert Redford (little). Bruce Hornsby...twice (kind of awesome). Summer Sanders (hit on....and rejected). Kate Pierson (kind of hit on...kind of hit on back....long story).

    by Mullet Ute
    2014-07-21 19:16:09

    But tonight I met Kareem Abdul Jabar. I was completely star-struck.

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    Forced ranking of the couples from Cialis commercials. Thank you, Internet.

    by Mullet Ute
    2014-07-03 12:42:05

    http://uproxx.com/tag/cialis-couples-rank ed/

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    The HAP and The Furious

    by Mullet Ute
    2014-06-02 17:45:25

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    There will never come the day that UteKing fails to showcase his hoop skills at HAP. It will just get progressively harder to watch.

    by Mullet Ute
    2014-05-13 12:30:45

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    HAP 2014: basketball, showmanship and hepatoxicity.

    by Mullet Ute
    2014-05-01 11:02:40

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    HAP 2014: This is probably a big moment for you.

    by Mullet Ute
    2014-04-30 12:46:12

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    Interwebs, how I love you so.....

    by Mullet Ute
    2014-04-08 15:38:44

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    Nice thing about road games? My liquor cabinet.

    by Mullet Ute
    2014-03-16 18:46:40

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    Wazzu timeline....

    by Mullet Ute
    2014-02-07 21:37:20

    6:00pm: Tip

    8:00pm: Utes win, reluctantly press down on oversized plunger at midcourt

    9:00pm: Loiter arrives home, binge drinks peppermint schnapps

    10:00pm: Loiter submits stream of consciousness post on UFN, bitching about officiating

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    Utah 71, UCLA 65

    by Mullet Ute
    2014-01-18 11:48:12

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    Seriously. I want to have sex with this movie. Passionate, primal lovemaking.

    by Mullet Ute
    2013-12-11 22:20:54

    http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/sony_p ictures/americanhustle/

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    For the handful of truly depressing basketball nerds on the board, you might take interest in that Demetrius Walker is on the Grand Canyon roster. For the uninitiated, Walker is the central figure in the book They Played Their Hearts Out.

    by Mullet Ute
    2013-11-21 11:47:26

    In my opinion, the best basketball book since Loose Balls; a sad yet compelling account of the AAU basketball scene.

    http://www.amazon.com/Play-Their-Hearts-O ut-Basketball/dp/0345508610

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    Come on out Thursday night and watch the Runnin' Utes take on the University of Phoenix. Some game notes.....

    by Mullet Ute
    2013-11-19 10:35:57

    The Antelopes are coached by former Phoenix Sun and skin bronzer-enthusiast Dan Majerle

    Section J will be present for Thursday's contest. Remember to keep the lids on your soft drinks tight and avoid direct eye-contact.

    While the Ute's have been drubbing their opponents this year, the defense has been allowing open looks from 3 point range. Expect the Antelopes, sharpshooters from +20', to test the Ute's perimeter defense.

    The sentence above was a work of fiction. The author has not researched the Antelopes beyond perusing Google images of Majerle

    Half-time will consist of Newbomb Turk walking through the stands showing children the scar from his appendectomy

    The sentence above was true.

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    University of Utah Runnin' Utes vs UC Davis Aggies tipping off at 8:00pm. First five hundred fans get to touch Rocker Ute's hair.

    by Mullet Ute
    2013-11-15 14:37:16

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    In the spirit of charity, I will gladly sign over my trademarks to all of my previous rec-league basketball teams to the University of Utah

    by Mullet Ute
    2013-11-12 12:47:17

    Walker Texas Rangers
    Copper Camel Fiesta
    White Guy From CHiPs
    Hornacek's Cowlick
    "WOOOOOOOO" (Ric Flair pronunciation)

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    As a value-added service to this board, I present to you the sixth of a series of roster profiles for the 2013/2014 Runnin' Utes. Today's profile; Princeton Onwas.

    by Mullet Ute
    2013-11-11 10:33:37



    Princeton Onwas
    Junior – Guard/Forward
    6’5” 210lbs
    Houston, TX

    High-flying wing from Navarro College where he led the Fightin’ Labradoodles in scoring, averaging 11.5 points per game. Length, athleticism and adamantium coursing through his veins enables Onwas to be a shutdown defender from positions one through four. Solid mid-range shooter who received interest from a number of programs including Kansas State, TCU and the Legion of Doom. Owns 14 Hello Kitty backpacks. Onwas played in high school at Seven Lakes in Katy, TX; leading his team to a 32-7 record in District 5A. Princeton is the son to parents Carl Weathers and a Smith Machine.

    Basketball Spirit Animal: Brick $#@%House

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    As a value-added service to this board, I present to you the fifth of a series of roster profiles for the 2013/2014 Runnin' Utes. Today's profile; Marko Kovacevic.

    by Mullet Ute
    2013-10-31 13:44:03



    Marko Kovacevic
    Junior – Forward
    6’11” 235lbs
    Belgrade, Serbia

    Transfer from Western Nebraska Community College expected to contribute significant minutes for the Runnin’ Utes on the front court. Led the WNCC Cougars in 2012 to a 26-7 record and the Region IX (whatever that is) Tournament finals, averaging 11.7 points and a team-best 7.8 rebounds a game as a freshman. Spends summers interning at the customer service desk of a Russian surplus attack helicopter brokerage. Size, strength and rebounding will be put to use as Jordan Loveridge transitions to Small Forward. Has tattoo on his back of two Grateful Dead teddy bears……..stabbing each other in a prison yard. A shot-blocker (42 blocks in 2012 @WNCC), Marko is anticipated to be a key rim protector when the Utes transition to Pac-12 play. Likes to smoke Newport Menthols and watch the Blu-Ray version of Highlander in his free time. Marko is the son to parents Boris Badenov and Natasha Fatale.

    Basketball Spirit Animal: Steve McQueen

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    Lou Reed's The Gun repurposed........brilliantly.

    by Mullet Ute
    2013-10-30 15:45:28



    Potentially NSFW. Not so much for British people swearing, but getting caught at your desk watching a video with Jeremy Piven in it.

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    As a value-added service to this board, I present to you the fourth of a series of roster profiles for the 2013/2014 Runnin' Utes. Today's profile; Connor Van Brocklin.

    by Mullet Ute
    2013-10-25 15:36:07



    Conner Van Brocklin
    RS Junior – Long Snapper
    6’5” 195lbs
    Fruit Heights, UT

    Transfer with deep shooting range who averaged 15.9 points per game at Snow College. Van Brocklin’s average of 2.5 three point field goals per game especially impressive since the Scenic Western Athletic Conference employs donkey-rules basketball for its regular season. Runnin' Ute head coach Larry Krystkowiak says of Van Brocklin, "Connor brings great shooting skills and maturity to our program." Native of Fruit Heights, UT and attended Davis High School, so………… he’s got that going for him. A self-proclaimed ‘hair gel enthusiast’. Connor is the son to parents Joey Fatone and Enid Greene.

    Basketball Spirit Animal: Tranquilized Marshall Henderson

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    As a value-added service to this board, I present to you the third of a series of roster profiles for the 2013/2014 Runnin' Utes. Today's profile; Brandon Taylor.

    by Mullet Ute
    2013-10-24 17:24:48


    Brandon Taylor
    Sophomore – Point Guard
    5’10” 162lbs
    Los Angeles, CA

    Saw time in 29 games as true freshman; starter for the last 13. Three-point threat (42%, 2nd in PAC 12) and playmaker (2.9 assists, 14th) who creates space on the offensive end of the floor. Uses whiskers on the side of his face to detect the high-screen pick & roll………..because he’s a cat. Enjoyed season high points (21) and assists (6) in win versus Washington. Fears nothing but universal remote controls. Had 10 points and buried a pickaxe into the small intestine of Allen Crabbe in Utah’s PAC 12 Tourney defeat of Cal. Brandon is the son to parents Donatello of Ninja Turtle Fame and a 150lbs compound crossbow.

    Basketball Spirit Animal: Scissor-Wielding Raptor w/Mounted Jetpack

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    As a value-added service to this board, I present to you the second of a series of roster profiles for the 2013/2014 Runnin' Utes. Today's profile; Xan Ricketts

    by Mullet Ute
    2013-10-23 12:24:42



    Xan Ricketts
    RS Junior - Forward
    6’7” 217lbs
    Sandy, UT

    Figures to play reserve role after transferring from Simon Fraser University in 2011. Has anywhere from 12-14lbs of undigested meat in his bowels. Saw time in 2012/13 against Willamette and College of Idaho. Inspiration for Xan Ricketts Fan Club, now up to 7 dues-paying members. Solid rebounding power forward who could guard small forwards on switch-outs. Likes to relax by watching Facts of Life reruns. Provides good looks on defense as member of scout team in practice. Formerly engaged to Mindy Cohn. Accounting major and on track for a sexy career as an accountant. Xan is the son to parents Michael Beck and Olivia Newton-John.

    Basketball Spirit Animal: ML Carr

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    As a value-added service to this board, I present to you the first of a series of roster profiles for the 2013/2014 Runnin' Utes. Today's profile; Kenneth Ogbe

    by Mullet Ute
    2013-10-22 12:34:24



    Kenneth Ogbe
    Freshman - Guard
    6’6” 190lbs
    Ehingen, Germany

    Perimeter player expected to make significant contribution in his freshmen year. Soft-shooting right-hander with range out to the 3 point line. As MVP, led his regional squad Ursping to the Arby’s Classic championship in Bristol, TN (unable to verify if this was a basketball tournament or a NASCAR Truck Series event). Possesses effective jab-step that frees up space for his jumper. Giggles uncontrollably when Coach Kristkowiak pronounces Ehingen. Moves equally well to his left as his right. In his free time, Kenneth enjoys scarves and Angela Merkel pornography. Anticipated to be in 7 man rotation. Kenneth is the son to parents Haddaway and Katarina Witt.

    Basketball Spirit Animal: German ShePegasus

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    Interwebs.......you complete me.

    by Mullet Ute
    2013-10-17 18:54:50

    http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/10/couples- recent-cialis-commercial-ranked/

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    I present to you the single most greatest thing on the interwebs.....EVER.

    by Mullet Ute
    2013-10-10 16:25:33



    NSFW if you have a crappy job.....Scratch

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    Hooray Basketball!

    by Mullet Ute
    2013-09-27 15:24:18

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    Basketball teams can start practicing today. To celebrate this event, I present my annual homage to the greatest shoe ever created in the history of the solar system: The adidas Top Ten.

    by Mullet Ute
    2013-09-27 10:47:08

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    HAP IV.....Samuel L. Jackson-Approved.

    by Mullet Ute
    2013-06-06 14:01:21

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    Minutes from the HAP Board of Directors meeting last evening (and pub-crawl review)
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    ...........
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    Tune in later, for I will provide a critical review of the establishments visited during last night's HAP Board Meeting.
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    I'm never drinking whiskey again. Finished. Done. El Fin.
    (17 days ago, 5 stars)

    …Boom
    (18 days ago, 11 stars)

    With all the BYU commentary on this board, I can't believe it's gone unnoticed that Kristen Stewart has secured the back-up QB spot.
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    ....still sad.
    (20 days ago, 4 stars)

    Wears his referee gear everywhere. That is incredibly......sad.
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    I find it fascinating that I hate nearly every role Tom Cruise plays, but then he absolutely kills it in a select few. He's magical in Tropic Thunder and Magnolia.
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    Ice up, Son.
    (21 days ago, 6 stars)

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    (21 days ago, 1 stars)

    The Leftovers has been given the green light for a second season (* touches self *).
    (21 days ago, 3 stars)

    I'm adding "Ice Up, Son" to my conference room lexicon immediately
    (21 days ago, 6 stars)

    Turk's pet-name for his package is 'Bertie'. Don't ask how I know this.
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    I'm Treasurer for the Hunter Dimick Fan Club. Great leverage at point of contact, best hands on the DL.
    (22 days ago, 1 stars)

    I can summarize the awesomeness of last night's The Leftovers in two words: Naked Nora
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    I'm kidding, of course. She just held the camera.
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    With your Mom (* slide whistle *)
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    I had sex last night.
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    Mini-Loiter
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    Uh......Nike is paying a handsome sum to have their swoosh on the sideline. This quotation looks pretty in-line, just asking for compliance to their agreement.
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    It looks like a vagina.
    (33 days ago, 16 stars)

    Situational question: Loiter and Soft Jazz get in a scuffle over sangrias.........who ya' got?
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    I'm firmly in the Team Bloom camp, for those interested.
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    Hey Hey What Can I Do is Led Zeppelin's best track. It's not even close.
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    He labels it "Outlaw Music"....but he's fooling no one.
    (37 days ago, 6 stars)

    He does super-sets while listening to his Tim McGraw playlist.
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    You know that weird Nautilus neck machine that no uses at the gym? It's Scratch's favorite.
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    (37 days ago, 10 stars)

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    I blame Tim McGraw.
    (37 days ago, 24 stars)

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    ......I mean, if you're after the most cost-effective way to transport scented Kleenex, then choose the Honda. Any Honda.
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    BTW........Best. Escort. Name. Ever.
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    Alix Tichelman, she seems nice.
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    America
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    (* slow clap *)
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    It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    I love Hugh Grant RomComs.
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    They're from Canada, right?
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    BTW: I'm not advocating deporting all people under 5'5" to Canada. I'm just asking that we think about it.
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    Since we're airing our biases today, can we talk about short people? Unless you are a jockey, leprechaun or Peter Dinklage, short people violate every law of Darwinism. Why the hell is that not a conspiracy?
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