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    Attention Los Angeles and Orange County Utes - Angels Baseball Game Tix!

    by Riot West
    2015-07-30 15:13:56

    Ticket website

    Join the Los Angeles and Orange County Chapters for the Angels vs. Astros baseball game. The chapter has purchased a limited number of tickets so don't wait to buy your tickets.

    Saturday, September 12 @ 6:05 p.m.
    Tickets will be in the Trout Farm (Section 101)

    Don't worry, the Utes' football game is Friday that week against the USU Aggies - so you won't have to miss out on either!

    Tickets are $35 each.


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    Shouldn't you be hitting another team's pinata?

    by Riot West
    2015-07-30 11:29:14

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    Hipster Daycare - funny Twitter account

    by Riot West
    2015-07-23 18:07:47


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    Remember those strongly worded judgemental posts by certain posters concerning Domo?

    by Riot West
    2015-07-16 23:47:49

    Where'd they go?

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    Any of you California Utes drive a black Jeep with a black-and-red UTAH UTES license plate frame?

    by Riot West
    2015-07-15 13:32:40

    I couldn't catch up with you on Santa Monica Blvd. in Los Angeles this morning to give you a "Go Utes!"

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    The whole Domo arrest has really exposed a major flaw in a policy that I had heard repeatedly by my peers

    by Riot West
    2015-07-02 16:06:26

    Apparently, "finders keepers, losers weepers" is a load of shit.

    I'd like to press charges against several of my 2nd grade classmates in connection with an NFL pencil that someone claimed was theirs after I had dropped it in the hallway.

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    Got an old working Xbox 360 laying around?

    by Riot West
    2015-06-19 11:20:37

    Best Buy will give you up to $175 if you trade it in for a new Xbox One. ($175 for a 250 Gb, $75 for a 4 Gb)

    Just picked one up last night...act fast because offer ends tomorrow.

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    Add this to the weird mascots list...

    by Riot West
    2015-05-15 17:08:27


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    Mortal Kombat X

    by Riot West
    2015-04-13 15:47:58

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE785LNs2 Nk

    If you have 25 minutes...

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    Parents, prepare to empty your wallets

    by Riot West
    2015-04-09 13:38:36


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    Anyone else having issues trying to navigate this site from an iPhone lately?

    by Riot West
    2015-04-07 22:45:47

    I get redirected by mobvertising.com to the App Store constantly. And if I try going to page two or reply to a post, my safari browser shuts down.

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    I'm at my buddy's restaurant having a drink and Cody Kessler is sitting at the table across from me.

    by Riot West
    2015-04-04 15:43:12

    I hope the next time I see him he's walking off the field with an L

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    For the vocal Travis Wilson critics, who was the last Utah QB you didn't complain about?

    by Riot West
    2015-04-01 14:53:09

    And when TW was the back up, were you clamorring to have TW put in for the starting QB?

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    Utes by 30. And the starters will be well rested.

    by Riot West
    2015-03-23 14:23:41

    We've won every time I've made this outlandish prediction, can't stop doing it now!

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    Did I say win by 30? Uh...I obviously meant 13ish...

    by Riot West
    2015-03-21 20:17:18

    Good game, Hoyas!

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    Did I say win by 30? Uh...I obviously meant 3ish...

    by Riot West
    2015-03-19 20:20:17

    Good game, 'Jacks!

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    PAC-12 Alumni Pub Crawl in Los Angeles

    by Riot West
    2015-03-09 13:09:47

    Utah had a decent turnout to the first-ever PAC-12 Alumni bar crawl. As you can see, Utah tied with Washington for the fifth-most participants. Utah also had the oldest participant (Utah class of '66), who got plenty of cheers and attention from the event organizers.

    For those that thought about coming out, but didn't for one reason or another - we hope to see you at the next one!

    Arizona: 26
    ASU: 15
    Cal: 8
    Colorado: 11
    Oregon: 9
    Oregon State: 0
    Stanford: 1
    UCLA: 71
    USC: 40
    Utah: 14
    Washington: 14
    WSU: 2

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    Reminder: PAC-12 Pub Crawl in Santa Monica this Saturday

    by Riot West
    2015-03-05 14:53:51

    PAC-12 Alumni Los Angeles Pub Crawl

    Get your tickets! It's this weekend!

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    This is (oYo)!

    by Riot West
    2015-02-17 13:40:24

    This is Y I like this slogan!

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    Jon Stewart's leaving the Daily Show

    by Riot West
    2015-02-10 16:59:34

    https://twitter.com/ComedyCentral/status/ 565296357792284676/photo/1

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    PAC-12 Alumni Pub Crawl in Los Angeles

    by Riot West
    2015-02-10 16:56:50

    Yay fun at the big kids table!

    Hello PAC 12 Alumni Associations!!

    Here is the information for the All PAC-12 Alumni Pub Crawl. Details are still being finalized as to the starting location. It appears as though Circle Bar is going to open exclusively for our group. If that happens, they will be our starting location. If not, it will be starting at Finn McCools. So far, Finn McCools, O’Briens, and Rick’s are definite. Here is the website for selling wristbands: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/all-pac-12-a lumni-pub-crawl-fundraiser-los-angeles-tic kets-15716354038. Also, here is the link to the UCLA facebook event page: https://www.facebook.com/events/791576704 265489/


    Welcome to the inaugural 2015 All PAC-12 Alumni Pub Crawl Fundraiser for Los Angeles! Twelve schools, four bars, one afternoon! Come network with alumni from your alma mater and other PAC-12 schools. Make sure to show your school pride and wear your school's colors! Any questions? Email westsidebruinssports@alumni.ucla.edu.

    Here is the line-up of possible bars:

    1. Circle Bar (2926 Main Street)

    2. O'Brien's Irish Pub (2941 Main Street)

    3. Rick's Tavern on Main (2907 Main Street)

    4. Areal Restaurant (2820 Main Street)

    5. Finn McCool's Irish Pub (2702 Main Street)

    Buy your wristbands today: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/all-pac-12-a lumni-pub-crawl-fundraiser-los-angeles-tic kets-15716354038

    Wristbands to get access to drink and food specials are $5 presale (+$1.27 service fee). At the door wristband purchase is $10.

    All proceeds benefit a local Santa Monica charity, the Beauty Bus Foundation (www.beautybus.org). A representative from the foundation will be present.

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    Jeff Hornacek's daughter plays on USC's sand volleyball team

    by Riot West
    2015-02-05 17:50:49

    I'll let you do your own googling.

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    I didn't realize that chubby duck-faced kid that burned a Utah envelope left BYU for the Beavers

    by Riot West
    2015-02-04 19:20:12

    Guess he couldn't wait to get beat by Utah again.

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    The Church is true!

    by Riot West
    2015-01-30 16:16:07

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    Looking for the bright side

    by Riot West
    2014-11-09 00:16:14

    We weren't ranked No. 3 and fumbled twice to lose to a team that our rival murdered.

    We lost by more than 14 points, so now that early celebration is comical instead of the worst thing ever.

    There are loads of hot girls out there.

    We have three more very winnable games AND a bowl game to go win.

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    Thanks to whoever puts out the auto play "3-yard gain" Alex Smith ad. It's cute and definitely what I appreciate on a Utah Utes message board.

    by Riot West
    2014-11-04 02:25:58

    So f'n stupid.

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    Duck the #%!@s! Oh wait...

    by Riot West
    2014-11-03 14:01:09


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    @1280spence needs to go back to being good at nothing

    by Riot West
    2014-11-02 01:08:22

    Ill timed joke my ass.

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    So what everyone is saying is I should delete the first half from my DVR?

    by Riot West
    2014-11-01 22:58:03

    Where did everyone get their pitchforks from? Was there a sale at Smith's?

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    So USNWR released its list of Top 500 Global Universities

    by Riot West
    2014-10-29 00:32:13

    Utah came in at a respectable 143 - tied with ASU

    Guess which douchey college didn't even make the list?

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    Shouldn't you be hitting another team's pinata?
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    BY-P's N-word
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    Cop shot the dude before the car even moved!
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    Yeah sorry for the confusion. I meant the dhisatake person.
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    Exactly. I don't buy it either. But, the poster came across as an authority on the matter...so I ask the poster, "How do you know?"
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    "A good attorney would have seen that coming from a mile away."
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    Whoa whoa whoa! Did I just read that right?! "lose with you"?!
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    Domo should've claimed he got the phones that we was selling from Tom Brady.
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    USC loves the USNWR rankings because it is the only one that will put USC in the same league as UCLA
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    With all these 30+ year old virgins walking around? This is a surprise to anyone??
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    "mormon molly"? Isn't that what a Diehard Utah Utes Fan claimed Hadley did in Vegas?
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    Hey lady! I got your big deep pump right here... :)
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    Improvement? We dropped 8 spots since last year!
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    That BY-P fan is something else. Pure Zoob - can't support anything they say with facts.
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    RE: Why does BYUTV not have On Demand coverage? I'd love to marathon The District.
    (8 days ago, 0 stars)

    BS-Tech versus BY-P games are like kissing your sister...
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    Is a Nut Job against the Honor Code?
    (11 days ago, 0 stars)

    You mean to tell me that you have never had that one member of your ward get up almost every first Sunday and say something nutty at the podium?
    (11 days ago, 0 stars)

    There is more bigotry in Utah against the Mormons than anywhere else that I've ever lived.
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    Bernie is against the wealthy...he's CAAARRRRAAZZZAY!
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    Jackson did have thousands of American Indians killed, so sounds like a pretty credible attack
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    Hipster Daycare - funny Twitter account
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    Are these quotes from Donald Trump or Frank from It's Always Sunny?
    (12 days ago, 5 stars)

    And a lot less homoeroticism
    (12 days ago, 6 stars)

    Hello, Godwin
    (13 days ago, 3 stars)

    Weddle's beard is so awesome, it needs a person card!
    (15 days ago, 1 stars)

    Not that I go out of my way to listen to Dane Cook "comedy" but I do recall this bit...
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    Lots of country music.
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    What as three sides and one angle greater than 90 degrees?
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    He's one of them, but criminal law isn't Philips' thing. While IP attorneys are very smart and very good looking, they are probably not the best fit for criminal defense ;)
    (18 days ago, 1 stars)

    Adverse possession...you squat long enough, you own the property
    (18 days ago, 2 stars)

    No one here knows. My guess is people left their $#!+. Someone found it. Didn't put up posters around the neighborhood but rather chose to sell what they found.
    (18 days ago, 1 stars)

    Remember those strongly worded judgemental posts by certain posters concerning Domo?
    (19 days ago, 1 stars)

    I agree. Skordas doesn't come cheap.
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    Yeah, not surprised at all.
    (19 days ago, 0 stars)

    RE: Right, income in the U.S. has been steadily redistributed upwards at the expense of hard-working middle America since the 70s.
    (20 days ago, 0 stars)

    If only their other policies or ideas weren't total bull$#!+.
    (20 days ago, 3 stars)

    I'd rather have my taxes help feed a kid than keep a CEO in a private jet.
    (20 days ago, 11 stars)

    It's more of a difference of who/what gets the welfare
    (20 days ago, 14 stars)

    What policies of being a Republican do you agree with?
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    Any of you California Utes drive a black Jeep with a black-and-red UTAH UTES license plate frame?
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    Will you be moving into the dorms?
    (20 days ago, 1 stars)

    When I was a kid, and we had a phone like that, my phone number was 801-723-2600
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    The wealthy. Because truck drivers are the type that own arsenals of guns, and when gun owners get hungry....
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    The least popular kids had a lot of zeroes and nines in their phone numbers.
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    Why do old people talk about coins?
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    That's one guy that really wanted to see Minions in the theater!
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    I'll check out a McDonald's when travelling abroad
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    No idea what you are talking about.
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    I never thought I'd say this, I hope it's Bernie Sanders
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    So I've got my tickets to the Hannibal Buress show next week...I wonder if Bill Cosby will be a topic
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    7/8/15 you're on to something! Seven plus eight equals 15!
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    You guys are all wrong - McCoy was the doctor
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    Did he ever eat at Subway?
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    Wasn't Rooney a pedo?
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    Hell, I bet he thinks if you find a penny - and you pick it up - all the day you'll have good luck
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    Given the bar back's apparel, I thought this took place in West Hollywood.
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    And compared to society the last ten years, what would you say your church has done? Clue: Prop 8 expenditures versus $2500
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    Axe grinding - is that a euphemism for something? There's a pamphlet for that :)
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    Finders keepers, dude. Drunk people shouldn't be so forgetful!
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    Yeah, once you are under arrest you say only one word, "lawyer." He shouldn't have said $#!+ after that.
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    No premarital sex allowed at Pepperdine
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    Yeah, he took phones that were left at parties. That's the charge for theft of "mislaid, lost, mistaken property." The finders keepers part, yeah that was a joke.
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    Given that Domo didn't try to run or resist arrest, that means he's innocent right?
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    The whole Domo arrest has really exposed a major flaw in a policy that I had heard repeatedly by my peers
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    I get the browser closing when I try to go to the next page or make a comment.
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    It's not up to him to prove he's innocent. State has to prove he did it.
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    They misinterpret what we say. We say their best chance is to go back to MWC. Otherwise, they'll become like the towns left along Route 66.
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    Also, these alleged victims are pretty bold. If someone pulled a knife on me, and had my contact information, I'm sure as hell not going to do the cops jobs for them.
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