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    SoCal Utes!!! Baseball!! Angels' Game September 12th!!

    by Riot West
    2015-09-04 15:08:32

    Let's all get together in person next Saturday to discuss the USU butt kicking!

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    That Covey kid though!

    by Riot West
    2015-09-03 20:41:47

    I fear for his life!

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    Remember on Mary Poppins when the children give their father a list of things they want in a nanny?

    by Riot West
    2015-08-21 18:32:46

    And he rips it up and throws it in the fireplace?

    Yeah, that petition will have the same effect, but without the magic or dancing chimney sweep.

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    So do we know what the terms are in the contracts that have been sitting on Holmoe's desk?

    by Riot West
    2015-08-19 12:30:37

    Or, is everyone just assuming it's standard alternating year games?

    Also, could BYU-P just be a placeholder game? In other words, Hill is working on better games, but in the meantime, if those games don't go through, at least he has BYU-P to fall back on instead of scrambling to get a FCS game at the last minute?

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  DOMO back?

    by Riot West
    2015-08-18 18:51:35

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    Come out and join LA and OC Utah alumni in support of CJ Cron

    by Riot West
    2015-08-18 16:25:39

    Angels and former-Utah baseball player is CRUSHING it lately j-cron-thriving-at-plate-for-angels

    Buy tix to see the Angels play in September!

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    So I went to a Costco in the 909 and had an interaction with a BYU-P fan...

    by Riot West
    2015-08-05 14:35:03

    This pudgy dad-bod type wearing an oversized Y ball cap must've recognized my DnF shirt and came up to me and said, "Utes, huh? Good lu..."

    and before he could finish, I open-hand shoved his face into some free chili samples. His slobbery mouth got my hand wet, so I dried it in his kid's hair while I mouthed "let's get out of here" to his wife. She blushed and didn't say anything.

    When I got out to my car, I found a tithing slip receipt under my windshield with a Snapchat address. I'm guessing she either noticed the Utah Utes license plate frame or the smell of fun times. In any event, some zoob should've seen the warning signs and not let his wife get a gym membership.

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    Attention Los Angeles and Orange County Utes - Angels Baseball Game Tix!

    by Riot West
    2015-07-30 15:13:56

    Ticket website

    Join the Los Angeles and Orange County Chapters for the Angels vs. Astros baseball game. The chapter has purchased a limited number of tickets so don't wait to buy your tickets.

    Saturday, September 12 @ 6:05 p.m.
    Tickets will be in the Trout Farm (Section 101)

    Don't worry, the Utes' football game is Friday that week against the USU Aggies - so you won't have to miss out on either!

    Tickets are $35 each.

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    Shouldn't you be hitting another team's pinata?

    by Riot West
    2015-07-30 11:29:14

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    Hipster Daycare - funny Twitter account

    by Riot West
    2015-07-23 18:07:47

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    Remember those strongly worded judgemental posts by certain posters concerning Domo?

    by Riot West
    2015-07-16 23:47:49

    Where'd they go?

    >> View Responses


    Any of you California Utes drive a black Jeep with a black-and-red UTAH UTES license plate frame?

    by Riot West
    2015-07-15 13:32:40

    I couldn't catch up with you on Santa Monica Blvd. in Los Angeles this morning to give you a "Go Utes!"

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    The whole Domo arrest has really exposed a major flaw in a policy that I had heard repeatedly by my peers

    by Riot West
    2015-07-02 16:06:26

    Apparently, "finders keepers, losers weepers" is a load of shit.

    I'd like to press charges against several of my 2nd grade classmates in connection with an NFL pencil that someone claimed was theirs after I had dropped it in the hallway.

    >> View Responses


    Got an old working Xbox 360 laying around?

    by Riot West
    2015-06-19 11:20:37

    Best Buy will give you up to $175 if you trade it in for a new Xbox One. ($175 for a 250 Gb, $75 for a 4 Gb)

    Just picked one up last night...act fast because offer ends tomorrow.

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    Add this to the weird mascots list...

    by Riot West
    2015-05-15 17:08:27

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    Mortal Kombat X

    by Riot West
    2015-04-13 15:47:58 Nk

    If you have 25 minutes...

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    Parents, prepare to empty your wallets

    by Riot West
    2015-04-09 13:38:36

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    Anyone else having issues trying to navigate this site from an iPhone lately?

    by Riot West
    2015-04-07 22:45:47

    I get redirected by to the App Store constantly. And if I try going to page two or reply to a post, my safari browser shuts down.

    >> View Responses


    I'm at my buddy's restaurant having a drink and Cody Kessler is sitting at the table across from me.

    by Riot West
    2015-04-04 15:43:12

    I hope the next time I see him he's walking off the field with an L

    >> View Responses


    For the vocal Travis Wilson critics, who was the last Utah QB you didn't complain about?

    by Riot West
    2015-04-01 14:53:09

    And when TW was the back up, were you clamorring to have TW put in for the starting QB?

    >> View Responses


    Utes by 30. And the starters will be well rested.

    by Riot West
    2015-03-23 14:23:41

    We've won every time I've made this outlandish prediction, can't stop doing it now!

    >> View Responses


    Did I say win by 30? Uh...I obviously meant 13ish...

    by Riot West
    2015-03-21 20:17:18

    Good game, Hoyas!

    >> View Responses


    Did I say win by 30? Uh...I obviously meant 3ish...

    by Riot West
    2015-03-19 20:20:17

    Good game, 'Jacks!

    >> View Responses


    PAC-12 Alumni Pub Crawl in Los Angeles

    by Riot West
    2015-03-09 13:09:47

    Utah had a decent turnout to the first-ever PAC-12 Alumni bar crawl. As you can see, Utah tied with Washington for the fifth-most participants. Utah also had the oldest participant (Utah class of '66), who got plenty of cheers and attention from the event organizers.

    For those that thought about coming out, but didn't for one reason or another - we hope to see you at the next one!

    Arizona: 26
    ASU: 15
    Cal: 8
    Colorado: 11
    Oregon: 9
    Oregon State: 0
    Stanford: 1
    UCLA: 71
    USC: 40
    Utah: 14
    Washington: 14
    WSU: 2

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    Reminder: PAC-12 Pub Crawl in Santa Monica this Saturday

    by Riot West
    2015-03-05 14:53:51

    PAC-12 Alumni Los Angeles Pub Crawl

    Get your tickets! It's this weekend!

    >> View Responses


    This is (oYo)!

    by Riot West
    2015-02-17 13:40:24

    This is Y I like this slogan!

    >> View Responses


    Jon Stewart's leaving the Daily Show

    by Riot West
    2015-02-10 16:59:34 565296357792284676/photo/1

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    PAC-12 Alumni Pub Crawl in Los Angeles

    by Riot West
    2015-02-10 16:56:50

    Yay fun at the big kids table!

    Hello PAC 12 Alumni Associations!!

    Here is the information for the All PAC-12 Alumni Pub Crawl. Details are still being finalized as to the starting location. It appears as though Circle Bar is going to open exclusively for our group. If that happens, they will be our starting location. If not, it will be starting at Finn McCools. So far, Finn McCools, O’Briens, and Rick’s are definite. Here is the website for selling wristbands: lumni-pub-crawl-fundraiser-los-angeles-tic kets-15716354038. Also, here is the link to the UCLA facebook event page: 265489/


    Welcome to the inaugural 2015 All PAC-12 Alumni Pub Crawl Fundraiser for Los Angeles! Twelve schools, four bars, one afternoon! Come network with alumni from your alma mater and other PAC-12 schools. Make sure to show your school pride and wear your school's colors! Any questions? Email

    Here is the line-up of possible bars:

    1. Circle Bar (2926 Main Street)

    2. O'Brien's Irish Pub (2941 Main Street)

    3. Rick's Tavern on Main (2907 Main Street)

    4. Areal Restaurant (2820 Main Street)

    5. Finn McCool's Irish Pub (2702 Main Street)

    Buy your wristbands today: lumni-pub-crawl-fundraiser-los-angeles-tic kets-15716354038

    Wristbands to get access to drink and food specials are $5 presale (+$1.27 service fee). At the door wristband purchase is $10.

    All proceeds benefit a local Santa Monica charity, the Beauty Bus Foundation ( A representative from the foundation will be present.

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    Jeff Hornacek's daughter plays on USC's sand volleyball team

    by Riot West
    2015-02-05 17:50:49

    I'll let you do your own googling.

    >> View Responses


    I didn't realize that chubby duck-faced kid that burned a Utah envelope left BYU for the Beavers

    by Riot West
    2015-02-04 19:20:12

    Guess he couldn't wait to get beat by Utah again.

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    SoCal Utes!!! Baseball!! Angels' Game September 12th!!
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    That Covey kid though!
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    Depends on how stacked the box is...
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    Shoot the victims before they can report it :)
    (9 days ago, 0 stars)

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    (11 days ago, 0 stars)

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    (15 days ago, 1 stars)

    And I hope all of you that signed it will sign the next petition against cancer
    (15 days ago, 3 stars)

    Remember on Mary Poppins when the children give their father a list of things they want in a nanny?
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    BYU-P does that type of crap. Intent to deceive penalty or something like that?
    (15 days ago, 1 stars)

    She went to Jared!
    (16 days ago, 4 stars)

    So do we know what the terms are in the contracts that have been sitting on Holmoe's desk?
    (17 days ago, 0 stars) DOMO back?
    (18 days ago, 5 stars)

    Not the best evidence for the point you're making...
    (18 days ago, 1 stars)

    Come out and join LA and OC Utah alumni in support of CJ Cron
    (18 days ago, 3 stars)

    Actually - no. I eat cows even though some people find them sacred. I don't owe you and your silly beliefs $#!+.
    (18 days ago, 14 stars)

    Damn, no wonder they didn't let Carly Fiorna debate
    (29 days ago, 0 stars)

    1950s Ole Miss called - they want their football team back
    (29 days ago, 8 stars)

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    Bernie is quietly drawing big crowds...
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    Zoobs are the masters of stating an opinion as fact.
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    Why is he carrying his trophy around? Who does he think he is? Anne Hathaway??
    (30 days ago, 1 stars)

    The interlocking U on the helmet needs more white space. Looks like a blob from far away (and likely on TV)
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    Yeah, this story is a total lie - I wouldn't be caught dead in the Inland Empire unless I was just driving though to Vegas, Palm Springs, or Arizona.
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    So I went to a Costco in the 909 and had an interaction with a BYU-P fan...
    (31 days ago, 42 stars)

    I wouldn't touch the guy...he was likely picking plastic bottles out of trash cans.
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    It's how dumb girls try to sound smart. It slows down their speaking a little bit so they can actually appear thoughtful about what they say. It's similar to how the Texas politician wears glasses to try and appear somewhat intelligent.
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    Funny, mine is just the opposite. Although, I like to call mine "scholarships" because they are only doing it to pay for school
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    My question is: when does the Puffy Shirt make a comeback?!
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    I am not a big fan of law enforcement lately, but #%!@ that kid. If I took a swing at a cop (or any adult) as a kid, the cop would have to step between my dad and me to keep me from being beat to a pulp.
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    Worst 6-month stretch ever. 2 months studying, 3 days taking, 4 months waiting...and one horrible Thanksgiving where everyone asks how you did!
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    Don't be an Eagle Scout either...
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    That opening quote pretty much gets all the LDS with a political affiliation excommunicated too...
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    Oh really,Ted Bundy's attorney said the same?
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    Going out on a limb here, but my guess is that she's pretty ugly.
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    People love the word "moist"!
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    Based upon all these replies, it sounds like no one knows.
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    Attention Los Angeles and Orange County Utes - Angels Baseball Game Tix!
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    Yeah sorry for the confusion. I meant the dhisatake person.
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