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    Looking for the bright side

    by Riot West
    2014-11-09 00:16:14

    We weren't ranked No. 3 and fumbled twice to lose to a team that our rival murdered.

    We lost by more than 14 points, so now that early celebration is comical instead of the worst thing ever.

    There are loads of hot girls out there.

    We have three more very winnable games AND a bowl game to go win.

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    Thanks to whoever puts out the auto play "3-yard gain" Alex Smith ad. It's cute and definitely what I appreciate on a Utah Utes message board.

    by Riot West
    2014-11-04 02:25:58

    So f'n stupid.

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    Duck the #%!@s! Oh wait...

    by Riot West
    2014-11-03 14:01:09


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    @1280spence needs to go back to being good at nothing

    by Riot West
    2014-11-02 01:08:22

    Ill timed joke my ass.

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    So what everyone is saying is I should delete the first half from my DVR?

    by Riot West
    2014-11-01 22:58:03

    Where did everyone get their pitchforks from? Was there a sale at Smith's?

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    So USNWR released its list of Top 500 Global Universities

    by Riot West
    2014-10-29 00:32:13

    Utah came in at a respectable 143 - tied with ASU

    Guess which douchey college didn't even make the list?

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    Remember all those X10 camera pop-up ads back in the early 2000s that used to populate your screen every time you were using Internet Explorer?

    by Riot West
    2014-10-28 22:56:33

    I feel even more violated lately here. Automatic play video ads, forced App Store app openings, and redirected safari pages. Ugh.

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    Los Angeles Utah Alumni looking for another awesome flyer to promote the Utah-USC game watch party.

    by Riot West
    2014-10-16 14:10:05

    We are looking for another flyer like the one UteStuckInSeattle did for us when we played Michigan.

    Who can use their photoshop and graphic design skills to help us out?!

    Details on flyer should include:

    Barney's Beanery in Burbank
    250 N 1st St, Burbank, CA 91502
    Free Parking
    Kids and Families Welcome
    Utah Fans and Alumni get discount
    Utah giveaways!

    October 25th at 7pm

    Thanks - we will be posting all submissions on Twitter with the winner going out in an email to all Los Angeles-area alumni!

    *fingers crossed that Duhwayne sees this*

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    What's the deal with the three-finger thing that the football team does?

    by Riot West
    2014-10-15 19:41:28

    I've seen it in a few pictures, and most notably, when Orchard unveiled the white helmet. Any ideas?

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    Duhwayne, you come highly recommended. We need a new flyer.

    by Riot West
    2014-09-11 15:06:51

    This is for the BYU-Houston game tonight.

    Details that need to be included:
    2 for 1 dogs and diet sodas. Root beer and Apple beer excluded
    Families with less than ten members get priority bathroom line access.
    $5 tickets if you buy the whole row.
    Be sure to wear your free BYU shirts - all colors welcome! (Gotta shake that racist rep!)

    Graphics highly needed to capture attention!

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    BYE Week Homework Assignment - Looking for something AWESOME!

    by Riot West
    2014-09-09 13:11:23

    Hello Graphically Savvy Utes,

    The Los Angeles Alumni chapter is putting together only a couple of watch parties this season, so we want to get as many people out as possible. I have a request: Will you put together a flyer to send out as an email to all Los Angeles-area Utah alumni that promotes the Utah-Michigan game watch party? Relevant information that should be included follows below.

    We won't be able to pay you, but we will give you a shout out in the email, over twitter, and on our Facebook page.


    University of Utah Alumni Association, Los Angeles Chapter

    Michigan and Utah imagery

    12:30 Saturday, September 20
    Barney's Beanery in Burbank
    250 N 1st St, Burbank, CA 91502

    Free Parking
    Kids Welcome
    Bring Friends
    Giveaways include t-shirts, hats, and more!
    Discounts on food and drinks for Utah Alumni and Fans

    Follow us on Twitter @LAUteAlumni
    Like us on Facebook AlumniAssociationLosAngelesChapter

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    Guardians of the Galaxy? Yes!

    by Riot West
    2014-08-03 00:46:37

    I'd pay to watch it again.

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    Here's an opinion on the 'Skins name controversy

    by Riot West
    2014-06-11 15:49:21 s-the-anti-redskins-commercial-that-will-a ir-during-tues?s=mobile

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    Does this board even realize that Mortal Kombat X was announced this morning?!

    by Riot West
    2014-06-02 12:11:43

    The trailer can be seen here.

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    The Skins invite a Twitter disaster

    by Riot West
    2014-05-30 01:09:08 9/3442879/the-redskins-twitter-campaign-de fending-their-name-went-about-as-well-as-y oud-expect/

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    Hey my old college roommate is random profile of the day!

    by Riot West
    2014-05-01 17:21:40


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    Ski/Snowboard Trip: Can anyone point me in the right direction for finding a place for 10 adults/4 kids for a ski trip over Christmas break?

    by Riot West
    2014-05-01 12:10:29

    Need lodging recommendations. And if you have advice regarding ski in/ski out pros/cons and which resorts are best.

    People and kids have a wide range of ski levels and interests for downtime.

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    I guess BYU law didn't earn its Fordham-tieing ranking for nothing

    by Riot West
    2014-03-21 17:04:43 l-firm-rescinds-offer-after-offeree-asks-t oo-many-questions/

    Sweet Jesus this kid sounds might dare say even zoobish.

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    And here come the coaches. Please tell us who should play based on the plays you saw this week. Nevermind what goes on in practice.

    by Riot West
    2013-11-16 19:14:16

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    Bunch of whiny bitches. Seriously. And most of you don't even drink so you can't blame alcohol for being bitches.

    by Riot West
    2013-11-09 17:52:48


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    Look on the bright side ...

    by Riot West
    2013-10-19 23:40:16

    15 minutes or less could save you 15% on your car insurance

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    Is there anything worth a damn to do/see in St. George?

    by Riot West
    2013-10-01 10:17:59

    I took my family on a road trip from Los Angeles to see some national parks. We hit Mesa Verde on Sunday and Arches yesterday. The next two days were supposed to be Bryce and Zion's. Those plans are shot to shit thanks to those cocksuckers in Congress. So, does anyone have a Plan B for me in St. George, or do I take my out-of-state money to Vegas instead for the next couple of days?

    Sorry restaurant owners, gas stations, hotels, souvenir shops, and of course state tax recipients - your federal government is taking food out of the mouths of your family.

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    The true hero in the SI fan-fiction article is the inmate that started the slow clap. What if he clapped and no one followed? He would've felt pretty silly. How brave of him!

    by Riot West
    2013-09-25 13:24:38

    I've seen enough movies to see how the slow clap cliche goes down. Benedict should write teenage movies - he's got all the elements down!

    Mistake! Letting others down! Kind hearted but stern older mentor! Redemption and forgiveness! Hugs and tears - even from tough guys!

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    Cheerleaders look good this year!

    by Riot West
    2013-09-21 22:06:51


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    Bitter Bear Face

    by Riot West
    2013-09-21 20:26:08

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    The eye candy in Westwood today is unbelievable. UCLA undergrads are moving into the dorms.

    by Riot West
    2013-09-21 15:15:17

    Can the shorts get any shorter?!

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    We've missed the the reason for the suspension of Hadley

    by Riot West
    2013-09-20 22:13:46

    No one can prove Hadley drank alcohol, coffee, tea, smoked tobacco or drugs. The picture merely shows Hadley holding a bottle - label isn't even facing the camera (probably Martinelli's).

    That picture doesn't even prove he said a swear word or wasn't virtuous.

    The only thing proved by the Hadley Vegas picture is that he had a beard. He's lucky he only got five games for that infraction!

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    Five-game suspension for the Hadley party? Well worth it!

    by Riot West
    2013-09-20 14:22:28

    Put me in the envious camp

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    What's the difference between the Zoobs and the Westboro Baptist Church?

    by Riot West
    2013-09-20 10:04:28

    Zoobs will only show up to a funeral if there's food.

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    There is something fishy about the Darren Lucy email...

    by Riot West
    2013-09-19 19:13:02

    Documents obtained from the U. show that a person calling himself "Darren Lucy" and a "die hard Utah Utes fan" e-mailed the photo to Kate M. Charipar, Utah’s Assistant Athletics Director for Compliance, at 2:16 p.m. Monday.

    1) Do we call ourselves "Utah Utes" fans? I either say Utah or Utes, especially when talking to someone familiar with the program. But never a, "I am a Utah Utes fan." It sounds stiff to me.

    2) Why, when one is writing a letter to the University about BYU, need to say they are a die-hard fan? What value does this add to "here are some pictures, I believe there is a NCAA violation here...please pass them on to the appropriate people." It doesn't. The reason why anyone would add that is to make it look like it's coming from a Utah fan.

    Anyway, the language of the email hit me as odd.

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