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    Guardians of the Galaxy? Yes!

    by Riot West
    2014-08-03 00:46:37

    I'd pay to watch it again.

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    Here's an opinion on the 'Skins name controversy

    by Riot West
    2014-06-11 15:49:21

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/lindseyadler/here s-the-anti-redskins-commercial-that-will-a ir-during-tues?s=mobile

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    Does this board even realize that Mortal Kombat X was announced this morning?!

    by Riot West
    2014-06-02 12:11:43

    https://www.mortalkombat.com/en/

    The trailer can be seen here.

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    The Skins invite a Twitter disaster

    by Riot West
    2014-05-30 01:09:08

    http://thinkprogress.org/sports/2014/05/2 9/3442879/the-redskins-twitter-campaign-de fending-their-name-went-about-as-well-as-y oud-expect/

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    Hey my old college roommate is random profile of the day!

    by Riot West
    2014-05-01 17:21:40

    Cheers!

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    Ski/Snowboard Trip: Can anyone point me in the right direction for finding a place for 10 adults/4 kids for a ski trip over Christmas break?

    by Riot West
    2014-05-01 12:10:29

    Need lodging recommendations. And if you have advice regarding ski in/ski out pros/cons and which resorts are best.

    People and kids have a wide range of ski levels and interests for downtime.

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    I guess BYU law didn't earn its Fordham-tieing ranking for nothing

    by Riot West
    2014-03-21 17:04:43

    http://abovethelaw.com/2014/03/gunner-fai l-firm-rescinds-offer-after-offeree-asks-t oo-many-questions/

    Sweet Jesus this kid sounds annoying...one might dare say even zoobish.

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    And here come the coaches. Please tell us who should play based on the plays you saw this week. Nevermind what goes on in practice.

    by Riot West
    2013-11-16 19:14:16

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    Bunch of whiny bitches. Seriously. And most of you don't even drink so you can't blame alcohol for being bitches.

    by Riot West
    2013-11-09 17:52:48

    Bitches.

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    Look on the bright side ...

    by Riot West
    2013-10-19 23:40:16

    15 minutes or less could save you 15% on your car insurance

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    Is there anything worth a damn to do/see in St. George?

    by Riot West
    2013-10-01 10:17:59

    I took my family on a road trip from Los Angeles to see some national parks. We hit Mesa Verde on Sunday and Arches yesterday. The next two days were supposed to be Bryce and Zion's. Those plans are shot to shit thanks to those cocksuckers in Congress. So, does anyone have a Plan B for me in St. George, or do I take my out-of-state money to Vegas instead for the next couple of days?

    Sorry restaurant owners, gas stations, hotels, souvenir shops, and of course state tax recipients - your federal government is taking food out of the mouths of your family.

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    The true hero in the SI fan-fiction article is the inmate that started the slow clap. What if he clapped and no one followed? He would've felt pretty silly. How brave of him!

    by Riot West
    2013-09-25 13:24:38

    I've seen enough movies to see how the slow clap cliche goes down. Benedict should write teenage movies - he's got all the elements down!

    Mistake! Letting others down! Kind hearted but stern older mentor! Redemption and forgiveness! Hugs and tears - even from tough guys!

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    Cheerleaders look good this year!

    by Riot West
    2013-09-21 22:06:51

    'Sup?

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    Bitter Bear Face

    by Riot West
    2013-09-21 20:26:08

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    The eye candy in Westwood today is unbelievable. UCLA undergrads are moving into the dorms.

    by Riot West
    2013-09-21 15:15:17

    Can the shorts get any shorter?!

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    We've missed the the reason for the suspension of Hadley

    by Riot West
    2013-09-20 22:13:46

    No one can prove Hadley drank alcohol, coffee, tea, smoked tobacco or drugs. The picture merely shows Hadley holding a bottle - label isn't even facing the camera (probably Martinelli's).

    That picture doesn't even prove he said a swear word or wasn't virtuous.

    The only thing proved by the Hadley Vegas picture is that he had a beard. He's lucky he only got five games for that infraction!

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    Five-game suspension for the Hadley party? Well worth it!

    by Riot West
    2013-09-20 14:22:28

    Put me in the envious camp

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    What's the difference between the Zoobs and the Westboro Baptist Church?

    by Riot West
    2013-09-20 10:04:28

    Zoobs will only show up to a funeral if there's food.

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    There is something fishy about the Darren Lucy email...

    by Riot West
    2013-09-19 19:13:02

    Documents obtained from the U. show that a person calling himself "Darren Lucy" and a "die hard Utah Utes fan" e-mailed the photo to Kate M. Charipar, Utah’s Assistant Athletics Director for Compliance, at 2:16 p.m. Monday.


    1) Do we call ourselves "Utah Utes" fans? I either say Utah or Utes, especially when talking to someone familiar with the program. But never a, "I am a Utah Utes fan." It sounds stiff to me.

    2) Why, when one is writing a letter to the University about BYU, need to say they are a die-hard fan? What value does this add to "here are some pictures, I believe there is a NCAA violation here...please pass them on to the appropriate people." It doesn't. The reason why anyone would add that is to make it look like it's coming from a Utah fan.

    Anyway, the language of the email hit me as odd.

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    So the Trib will show the ice bath video but not the Vegas picture? That's lame.

    by Riot West
    2013-09-19 18:39:50

    The guy got suspended over it. I'm sure the picture(s) is/are legit.

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    I have an question for the latest Zoobs to post here...

    by Riot West
    2013-09-19 11:32:20

    Does it hurt?

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    I think the suspended Mustache football player was reaching out for support here

    by Riot West
    2013-09-18 11:21:19

    http://utefans.net/message.php?id=1541088 #message1541088

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    Hey Mike Mike Mike, know what today is?

    by Riot West
    2013-09-18 09:34:31

    It's butt-hurt Wednesday. Blue stars for the afflicted!

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    So my inside source on the BYU team told me which team rule (not honor code) violation happened with Mr. Mustache

    by Riot West
    2013-09-17 16:11:07

    He let it slip that he admitted that Utah had beaten BYU the last three years and failed to agree that BYU had instead merely beaten themselves.

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    Los Angeles-area Alumni and Fans Game Watches - OC Alumni and Fans Welcome!

    by Riot West
    2013-09-13 16:11:20

    UTAH ALUMNI AND FANS!

    Game watch parties this weekend!

    It's homecoming and the first conference game of the season, so let's gather as alumni on the evening of Saturday the 14th at 7pm to watch the Utah Utes play for pride and revenge against the Beavers of Oregon State!

    Last week we gave away Utah hats and officially licensed University of Utah nail wraps from University Nail Pax (www.shopunp.com)

    Burbank Watch Party:
    Barney's Beanery
    250 N. 1st St.
    Burbank, CA
    (look for us on the patio)

    South Bay Watch Party:
    Patrick Molloy's
    50 Pier Ave
    Hermosa Beach, CA

    Family friendly with food and drink specials for attendees!

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    Los Angeles Area Game Watch Parties

    by Riot West
    2013-09-06 11:15:13

    We have two venues this year: Barney's Beanery in Burbank and Patrick Molloys in Hermosa Beach. Both are family friendly and we get discounts at both. Plus, we give away swag

    Come join us ! It's an early game so it leaves plenty of time to hit the beach or mow the lawn afterwards.

    And "Like" our chapter in Facebook to be kept up-to-date on local Los Angeles-area Utah alumni activities.
    https://www.facebook.com/UniversityOfUtah AlumniAssociationLosAngelesChapter

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    Living Social is offering USC/USU tickets at 61% savings

    by Riot West
    2013-08-22 14:27:17

    Lots of respect there...

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    SHT-iest day ever and I loved it!

    by Riot West
    2013-08-08 22:49:39

    Can't wait to beat those SHTs down in RES- South!

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    I treat trolls like I treat Flyer's long ass jokes - I just keep scrolling.

    by Riot West
    2013-05-15 13:23:28

    But, all this duck talk reminded me of when I lived in the Stillwater apartments in Murray. There was a pond outside my place that had ducks. The ducks quacking made a bad hangover worse on Saturday mornings.

    Anyway, in spring time, these ducks would brutally gang rape the female ducks. I thought that behavior was from the tequila that got thrown into the pond one night, but turns out, ducks are rapists.

    http://www.cracked.com/funny-2938-duck-ra pe/

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    Los Angeles Area Utah Alumni and Fans - Utah/ASU Game Watching Party at Barney's Beanery in Burbank

    by Riot West
    2012-09-19 13:06:23

    Barney's Beanery got DISH! Now you can see a real-life PAC-12 Network game! (Assuming you already didn't have DISH or Time-Warner)

    And for those of you that missed last week's game, we had an incredible turn out. It was great to meet so many Utah fans!

    Barney's Beanery - Burbank
    250 N. 1st St. , Burbank, California 91502

    http://www.facebook.com/UniversityOfUtahA lumniAssociationLosAngelesChapter

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