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    Los Angeles Utah Alumni looking for another awesome flyer to promote the Utah-USC game watch party.

    by Riot West
    2014-10-16 14:10:05

    We are looking for another flyer like the one UteStuckInSeattle did for us when we played Michigan.

    Who can use their photoshop and graphic design skills to help us out?!

    Details on flyer should include:

    Barney's Beanery in Burbank
    250 N 1st St, Burbank, CA 91502
    Free Parking
    Kids and Families Welcome
    Utah Fans and Alumni get discount
    Utah giveaways!

    October 25th at 7pm

    Thanks - we will be posting all submissions on Twitter with the winner going out in an email to all Los Angeles-area alumni!

    *fingers crossed that Duhwayne sees this*

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    What's the deal with the three-finger thing that the football team does?

    by Riot West
    2014-10-15 19:41:28

    I've seen it in a few pictures, and most notably, when Orchard unveiled the white helmet. Any ideas?

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    Duhwayne, you come highly recommended. We need a new flyer.

    by Riot West
    2014-09-11 15:06:51

    This is for the BYU-Houston game tonight.

    Details that need to be included:
    2 for 1 dogs and diet sodas. Root beer and Apple beer excluded
    Families with less than ten members get priority bathroom line access.
    $5 tickets if you buy the whole row.
    Be sure to wear your free BYU shirts - all colors welcome! (Gotta shake that racist rep!)

    Graphics highly needed to capture attention!

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    BYE Week Homework Assignment - Looking for something AWESOME!

    by Riot West
    2014-09-09 13:11:23

    Hello Graphically Savvy Utes,

    The Los Angeles Alumni chapter is putting together only a couple of watch parties this season, so we want to get as many people out as possible. I have a request: Will you put together a flyer to send out as an email to all Los Angeles-area Utah alumni that promotes the Utah-Michigan game watch party? Relevant information that should be included follows below.

    We won't be able to pay you, but we will give you a shout out in the email, over twitter, and on our Facebook page.


    University of Utah Alumni Association, Los Angeles Chapter

    Michigan and Utah imagery

    12:30 Saturday, September 20
    Barney's Beanery in Burbank
    250 N 1st St, Burbank, CA 91502

    Free Parking
    Kids Welcome
    Bring Friends
    Giveaways include t-shirts, hats, and more!
    Discounts on food and drinks for Utah Alumni and Fans

    Follow us on Twitter @LAUteAlumni
    Like us on Facebook AlumniAssociationLosAngelesChapter

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    Guardians of the Galaxy? Yes!

    by Riot West
    2014-08-03 00:46:37

    I'd pay to watch it again.

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    Here's an opinion on the 'Skins name controversy

    by Riot West
    2014-06-11 15:49:21 s-the-anti-redskins-commercial-that-will-a ir-during-tues?s=mobile

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    Does this board even realize that Mortal Kombat X was announced this morning?!

    by Riot West
    2014-06-02 12:11:43

    The trailer can be seen here.

    >> View Responses


    The Skins invite a Twitter disaster

    by Riot West
    2014-05-30 01:09:08 9/3442879/the-redskins-twitter-campaign-de fending-their-name-went-about-as-well-as-y oud-expect/

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    Hey my old college roommate is random profile of the day!

    by Riot West
    2014-05-01 17:21:40


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    Ski/Snowboard Trip: Can anyone point me in the right direction for finding a place for 10 adults/4 kids for a ski trip over Christmas break?

    by Riot West
    2014-05-01 12:10:29

    Need lodging recommendations. And if you have advice regarding ski in/ski out pros/cons and which resorts are best.

    People and kids have a wide range of ski levels and interests for downtime.

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    I guess BYU law didn't earn its Fordham-tieing ranking for nothing

    by Riot West
    2014-03-21 17:04:43 l-firm-rescinds-offer-after-offeree-asks-t oo-many-questions/

    Sweet Jesus this kid sounds might dare say even zoobish.

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    And here come the coaches. Please tell us who should play based on the plays you saw this week. Nevermind what goes on in practice.

    by Riot West
    2013-11-16 19:14:16

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    Bunch of whiny bitches. Seriously. And most of you don't even drink so you can't blame alcohol for being bitches.

    by Riot West
    2013-11-09 17:52:48


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    Look on the bright side ...

    by Riot West
    2013-10-19 23:40:16

    15 minutes or less could save you 15% on your car insurance

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    Is there anything worth a damn to do/see in St. George?

    by Riot West
    2013-10-01 10:17:59

    I took my family on a road trip from Los Angeles to see some national parks. We hit Mesa Verde on Sunday and Arches yesterday. The next two days were supposed to be Bryce and Zion's. Those plans are shot to shit thanks to those cocksuckers in Congress. So, does anyone have a Plan B for me in St. George, or do I take my out-of-state money to Vegas instead for the next couple of days?

    Sorry restaurant owners, gas stations, hotels, souvenir shops, and of course state tax recipients - your federal government is taking food out of the mouths of your family.

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    The true hero in the SI fan-fiction article is the inmate that started the slow clap. What if he clapped and no one followed? He would've felt pretty silly. How brave of him!

    by Riot West
    2013-09-25 13:24:38

    I've seen enough movies to see how the slow clap cliche goes down. Benedict should write teenage movies - he's got all the elements down!

    Mistake! Letting others down! Kind hearted but stern older mentor! Redemption and forgiveness! Hugs and tears - even from tough guys!

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    Cheerleaders look good this year!

    by Riot West
    2013-09-21 22:06:51


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    Bitter Bear Face

    by Riot West
    2013-09-21 20:26:08

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    The eye candy in Westwood today is unbelievable. UCLA undergrads are moving into the dorms.

    by Riot West
    2013-09-21 15:15:17

    Can the shorts get any shorter?!

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    We've missed the the reason for the suspension of Hadley

    by Riot West
    2013-09-20 22:13:46

    No one can prove Hadley drank alcohol, coffee, tea, smoked tobacco or drugs. The picture merely shows Hadley holding a bottle - label isn't even facing the camera (probably Martinelli's).

    That picture doesn't even prove he said a swear word or wasn't virtuous.

    The only thing proved by the Hadley Vegas picture is that he had a beard. He's lucky he only got five games for that infraction!

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    Five-game suspension for the Hadley party? Well worth it!

    by Riot West
    2013-09-20 14:22:28

    Put me in the envious camp

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    What's the difference between the Zoobs and the Westboro Baptist Church?

    by Riot West
    2013-09-20 10:04:28

    Zoobs will only show up to a funeral if there's food.

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    There is something fishy about the Darren Lucy email...

    by Riot West
    2013-09-19 19:13:02

    Documents obtained from the U. show that a person calling himself "Darren Lucy" and a "die hard Utah Utes fan" e-mailed the photo to Kate M. Charipar, Utah’s Assistant Athletics Director for Compliance, at 2:16 p.m. Monday.

    1) Do we call ourselves "Utah Utes" fans? I either say Utah or Utes, especially when talking to someone familiar with the program. But never a, "I am a Utah Utes fan." It sounds stiff to me.

    2) Why, when one is writing a letter to the University about BYU, need to say they are a die-hard fan? What value does this add to "here are some pictures, I believe there is a NCAA violation here...please pass them on to the appropriate people." It doesn't. The reason why anyone would add that is to make it look like it's coming from a Utah fan.

    Anyway, the language of the email hit me as odd.

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    So the Trib will show the ice bath video but not the Vegas picture? That's lame.

    by Riot West
    2013-09-19 18:39:50

    The guy got suspended over it. I'm sure the picture(s) is/are legit.

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    I have an question for the latest Zoobs to post here...

    by Riot West
    2013-09-19 11:32:20

    Does it hurt?

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    I think the suspended Mustache football player was reaching out for support here

    by Riot West
    2013-09-18 11:21:19 #message1541088

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    Hey Mike Mike Mike, know what today is?

    by Riot West
    2013-09-18 09:34:31

    It's butt-hurt Wednesday. Blue stars for the afflicted!

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    So my inside source on the BYU team told me which team rule (not honor code) violation happened with Mr. Mustache

    by Riot West
    2013-09-17 16:11:07

    He let it slip that he admitted that Utah had beaten BYU the last three years and failed to agree that BYU had instead merely beaten themselves.

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    Los Angeles-area Alumni and Fans Game Watches - OC Alumni and Fans Welcome!

    by Riot West
    2013-09-13 16:11:20


    Game watch parties this weekend!

    It's homecoming and the first conference game of the season, so let's gather as alumni on the evening of Saturday the 14th at 7pm to watch the Utah Utes play for pride and revenge against the Beavers of Oregon State!

    Last week we gave away Utah hats and officially licensed University of Utah nail wraps from University Nail Pax (

    Burbank Watch Party:
    Barney's Beanery
    250 N. 1st St.
    Burbank, CA
    (look for us on the patio)

    South Bay Watch Party:
    Patrick Molloy's
    50 Pier Ave
    Hermosa Beach, CA

    Family friendly with food and drink specials for attendees!

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    Los Angeles Area Game Watch Parties

    by Riot West
    2013-09-06 11:15:13

    We have two venues this year: Barney's Beanery in Burbank and Patrick Molloys in Hermosa Beach. Both are family friendly and we get discounts at both. Plus, we give away swag

    Come join us ! It's an early game so it leaves plenty of time to hit the beach or mow the lawn afterwards.

    And "Like" our chapter in Facebook to be kept up-to-date on local Los Angeles-area Utah alumni activities. AlumniAssociationLosAngelesChapter

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    I can't even remember the last time BYU won a game
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    Of recent past that is
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    Excellent! Thanks again!
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    What type of law? I'm in house and I have a bit of a network.
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    Los Angeles Utah Alumni looking for another awesome flyer to promote the Utah-USC game watch party.
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    What's the deal with the three-finger thing that the football team does?
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    Or Harvey Langi
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    Yeah I remember buying all that gold and going to Disneyland when I worked for minimum wage. God, those were the days!
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    Yeah if all you spent your money on was food. $4.25 to $5.15 an hour was all
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    Apparently Wu-tang is something to f with
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    And don't forget Duhwayne's bitchin' flyer!
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    Not to alarm you, but my nerves didn't grow all the way back
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    Just go for two the rest of the game. Jeez.
    (40 days ago, 3 stars)

    Sadly, too late for some players - current and former
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    Let's see you turn down free socks. Jk. Ref just remembered that he didn't want half eaten hot dogs thrown on him
    (40 days ago, 1 stars)

    Because when you are high on pain killers, er uh life, everything is AWESOME!
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    This far exceeds my wildest expectations!!!11!!1!ELEVENTY!!
    (40 days ago, 2 stars)

    Duhwayne, you come highly recommended. We need a new flyer.
    (40 days ago, 9 stars)

    Hell, they won't even pay $10 to see their OWN team...even with the lip synching
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    College girls double fisting wieners? I swear I've seen something like that somewhere on the Internet.
    (40 days ago, 5 stars)

    This law (defense) is utter bull$#!+. Bull$#!+. Who passed this crap?
    (42 days ago, 0 stars)

    It's also been facebooked. Like a boss.
    (42 days ago, 1 stars)

    That's five beers before tip! Even more reason to come out to the Utah Alumni watch party for the Michigan game at the Burbank location if Barney's!
    (42 days ago, 1 stars)

    And just like that the lead changes! Thanks!
    (42 days ago, 0 stars)

    Can anyone beat Duhwayne? All entries get tweeted (subject to my threshold of questionable taste) and the winning entry gets blasted to LA Alumni. Btw, Duhwayne's has already been re-tweeted by Barney's and favorited by Utah football
    (42 days ago, 1 stars)

    And tweeted. Anyone else want some twitter action?
    (42 days ago, 0 stars)

    Love it! Very close to the one I did...
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    BYE Week Homework Assignment - Looking for something AWESOME!
    (42 days ago, 0 stars)

    Wasn't that guy a felon?
    (44 days ago, 0 stars)

    Oh just shut the f up! :)
    (45 days ago, 0 stars)

    Apparently we scored. My online feed is showing Washington lose. Bull$#!+!
    (45 days ago, 0 stars)

    Tax refined sugars. Solve childhood obesity and fund schools. Win win!
    (46 days ago, 0 stars)

    To demonstratively show to your Mormon players that they made the right decision by not going there?
    (47 days ago, 0 stars)

    The lightning was SPECTACULAR!
    (47 days ago, 0 stars)

    A zoob's gotta zoob!
    (47 days ago, 6 stars)

    Who cares how the zoobs act or how they would act. Their actions are what makes them zoobs. I'm not holding myself to a zoob standard.
    (49 days ago, 6 stars)

    Keep it classy with Shasta!
    (56 days ago, 1 stars)

    Rumor has it that the Mormons own PepsiCo. Or was it coke? All I know is that they have horns.
    (56 days ago, 4 stars)

    Like the sock routine, you've got to take yourself there!
    (56 days ago, 2 stars)

    After a weekend at the safe house, those socks would feel as stiff as cement
    (56 days ago, 6 stars)

    They got moved to Helaman Halls. Check for the tennis racket in the window.
    (56 days ago, 11 stars)

    Sounds like a 5-day weekend is in the works!
    (57 days ago, 0 stars)

    Reading between the lines: anal and lots of it!
    (58 days ago, 2 stars)

    UCLA has a pretty lame one too. I'll have to take a picture of the billboard in Westwood
    (62 days ago, 0 stars)

    "Help yourself to the socks!"
    (62 days ago, 1 stars)

    Is that what really happened? Because if so, THAT IS AWESOME!
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    Just noticed all the PAC-12 regional channels are available on Time Warner
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    Everything closed on Sunday and no minorities
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    And I thought I was an #@%hole
    (70 days ago, 5 stars)

    Not really - ever read Genesis? God is very task oriented.
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    Reddit? Disrespectful!
    (71 days ago, 1 stars)

    Then they take the bib off and wash it!
    (76 days ago, 0 stars)

    Not a big deal?! Don't you realize we've just witnessed where rock babies come from! I'm scarred for life!
    (76 days ago, 1 stars)

    I was born to rock.
    (76 days ago, 3 stars)

    I guess the mountains are better than those crappy lightning sleeves.
    (76 days ago, 2 stars)

    After seeing that clip, they should change their mascot to the "Bears"
    (76 days ago, 4 stars)

    What's this? Road show tryouts? What were they lip syncing, Rocky Horror Picture Show tunes?
    (76 days ago, 3 stars)

    Hell, people use "moot point" wrong anyway
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    The SEC had to get a deal done. Can't get cable in a trailer park.
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    Guardians of the Galaxy? Yes!
    (79 days ago, 4 stars)

    Who knew that a small Italian car could be so powerful!
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    Stop. Hammer time!
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    I hear that if you have an Apple Beer you will be LOVING life!
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    Oh yes, the good ol' concept that women are objects to be won.
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    You mean a "Travis Wilson citing"
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    How close will this probe be to Uranus?
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    I imagine Larry would've given the same answers if the question replaced BYU with Cal State Blank.
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    I thought they already used the term "Blue-er Zone" for that area between their dick and their ass after they get some Levi lovin' from a sweet spirit. And now without all the socks, it's going to become the purple-er zone.
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    Didnt a cop also just off himself after shooting his mother in law, estranged wife, and two kids?
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    The latest Facebook trend seems to be a cut like with cloves pushed into the pulp part.
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    As the attendee of an Ivy League school, certainly you can distinguish between Utah's relationship with BYU ad how BYU's religious affiliation plays a major role in attitudes on both sides.
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    Unless mission rules have changed over the last decade, I thought a missionary could only call his family on Mother's Day and Christmas. No other calls outside the mission boundaries are permitted.
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    Do you give CLE credit? :) guess I need to freshen up on contracts!
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    Specific performance arguments? I haven't read the language of the rules so I may be up in the night.
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    The ticket prices should start out high go down as seats are bought up. Wouldn't this keep scalpers from buying up all the tickets early on?
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    There's assumptions to make but...
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    How long would it take to settle in the middle? In a vacuum?
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    4 P. M. covered it in 1994 ... So the thirty-something's should remember it too.
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    Well sheeyit. My low class is showing.
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    I've been there!
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    And that's the best plan he could come up with?
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