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    Comedy: Favorite female stand up comedian?

    by Riot West
    2016-07-22 16:04:01


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    My sources tell me it's going to be Memphis and Houston that get an invite to the Big 12

    by Riot West
    2016-07-22 13:33:50

    Houston clearly for political reasons and Memphis is willing to take little money and will come with the FedEx sponsorship.

    Why no BYU-P? As Amy Schumer says, it's "the rape."

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    Most diverse colleges. No surprise here.

    by Riot West
    2016-07-16 12:11:48

    http://priceonomics.com/ranking-the-most- and-least-diverse-colleges-in/

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    College Rankings That Are Worth a Damn

    by Riot West
    2016-07-12 12:51:45

    How is academics not a category here?

    Anyway, here are some recent college rankings:

    CWUR - Center for World University Rankings - Utah: 66; BYU-P: 435

    The Center for World University Rankings (CWUR) publishes the only global university ranking that measures the quality of education and training of students as well as the prestige of the faculty members and the quality of their research without relying on surveys and university data submissions.

    The Times Higher Education World University Rankings - Utah: 182; BYU-P: no ranking

    The Times Higher Education World University Rankings are the only global performance tables that judge research-intensive universities across all their core missions: teaching, research, knowledge transfer and international outlook. We use 13 carefully calibrated performance indicators to provide the most comprehensive and balanced comparisons, trusted by students, academics, university leaders, industry and even governments. The basic methodology for this years rankings is similar to that employed since the 2011-12 tables, but we have made important changes to the underlying data.

    The performance indicators are grouped into five areas:

    Teaching (the learning environment)
    Research (volume, income and reputation)
    Citations (research influence)
    International outlook (staff, students and research)
    Industry income (knowledge transfer).

    ARWU - Academic Ranking of World Universities - Utah: 93; BYU-P: 301-400

    ARWU uses six objective indicators to rank world universities, including the number of alumni and staff winning Nobel Prizes and Fields Medals, number of highly cited researchers selected by Thomson Reuters, number of articles published in journals of Nature and Science, number of articles indexed in Science Citation Index - Expanded and Social Sciences Citation Index, and per capita performance of a university. More than 1200 universities are actually ranked by ARWU every year and the best 500 are published.

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    Does anyone else hate the X-Men's Cyclops as much as I do right now?

    by Riot West
    2016-07-11 14:06:01

    Can't even finish logging in before he shows up on my iphone.

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    Abortion and Fight Club

    by Riot West
    2016-06-30 13:20:29

    In the Fight Club book, Marla Singer says to Tyler Durden, "I want to have your abortion." This line didn't fly with the execs at Fox, and they insisted they change the line. Fincher agreed to change the line as long as the replacement line was allowed no questions asked.

    The movie line: "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school!"

    Thanks UFN for having the topics over the past week!

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    Any IP lawyers out there looking to make a move to Los Angeles? EE undergrad preferred, but not required depending on experience

    by Riot West
    2016-04-25 18:39:09

    It's for an AmLaw100 (I think) firm

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    WTF WV!

    by Riot West
    2016-03-18 18:52:08

    I thought they were supposed to be good?!

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    Hogan awarded $115 MILLION in a lawsuit against Gawker....

    by Riot West
    2016-03-18 18:04:57

    and Erin Andrews only got $55 Million...women truly do get paid only a fraction what men do!

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    I'm in last place in my office bracket...12/24

    by Riot West
    2016-03-18 17:36:23

    And I know for a fact that the top two brackets so far were picked solely based upon mascot!

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    Any 1L or 2L law students here looking with an interest in IP law in the LA-area?

    by Riot West
    2016-03-16 16:00:25

    Hit me up on boardmail...I know of a summer intern position...

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    I got Utah over Kansas in the NCAA championship game

    by Riot West
    2016-03-14 14:10:59

    Because why the F*ck not?

    And I couldn't stomach pitting Utah against Oregon ever again this season.

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    PAC-12 Pub Crawl - Santa Monica, CA - THIS SATURDAY

    by Riot West
    2016-03-03 11:22:50

    Got plans? Break 'em! Beer! Watch the basketball game with other PAC-12 alums!

    Pub Crawl - $5 - $10 at the door

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    Pershing's subtle twisting of the knife is beautiful!

    by Riot West
    2016-01-11 12:31:25

    Many outstanding BYU students come to the U for graduate and professional education, including medicine, dentistry and pharmacy programs

    In other words, our grad programs are so good, that outstanding BYU-P students choose Utah...and he lists specifically the grad programs the Zoo does not have.

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    THE PRICE IS RIGHT...from the LA Utah-Alumni Chapter Facebook page

    by Riot West
    2016-01-08 16:09:06

    Anyone up for being on a game show? I plan on bidding $80k every time.

    Hey there!
    Im reaching out to you on behalf of The Price is Right. On Sunday, March 6th at 8:30am were taping a College Rivalry episode at CBS Studios in Hollywood and we wanted to personally reach out and encourage current students & alumni from the University of Utah to attend!
    Everyone from the University of Utah who attends will have a chance to be a contestant and play against contestants representing rival schools (like BYU) for cars, trips, and amazing prizes!
    Wed love to have the [Utes] proudly represented in the audience, no matter how many can make it, but the more, the merrier!
    If this is something you would be interested in, please let me know by January 22nd as space is limited.
    We look forward to hearing back from you!
    Vince Kimball
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    Seen by Vincent Celio

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    Damn my eyes! I clicked a comments link on an ESPN article and looked at Cougarbored...

    by Riot West
    2015-12-17 11:31:00

    They truly have an irrational perception.

    So, in their perverse "logic," if someone calls them dirty, then the person/team calling them out is to blame for any dirty plays that BYU-P will predictably make part of "playing on the edge."

    Do these same idiots also think their battered wives had it coming for talking back to them?

    Or, that the girl in the tight dress had it coming for wearing clothes like that?

    Pathetically, I strongly believe that the answer is yes, the zoobs do not hold themselves accountable for their own actions and reactions, and instead, blame others for the consequences that result from the zoobs lack of self control.

    Fuck those guys.

    **when picking the category, I always scroll too far because I'm looking for the "Zoob" category.

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    "I went to Vegas to watch the fight, but a football game broke out!"

    by Riot West
    2015-12-15 12:55:56

    How many of the nation's eyes will be watching just to see the dirty shenanigans from BYU-P? They have a reputation to hold up after all. If Roscoe lacked control before, he's especially going to be a lame duck now that he's out the door. I fully expect that our coach has already instructed our team on how to react once the hooligans in testicle blue start up with their cheap shots.

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    Does the Zoob board have a bunch of pictures of out-of-control Utah fans?

    by Riot West
    2015-12-09 19:32:22

    Or, is it just them that get photographed acting like douchebags?

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    Bronco was pushed out by HQ because of the dirty play tactics and was encouraged to seek a position elsewhere with the help of BYU-P's relationships...

    by Riot West
    2015-12-04 16:17:59

    A rumor that I just made up is that Leadership put out some calls, and UVa - with its prior relationship with someone at BYU-P (that's how they got the football series) - said they would take Bronco off their hands. Otherwise, if another program wouldn't take him, Bronco was going to be released from his calling.

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    Wahoo Wha?! The Fu?

    by Riot West
    2015-12-04 16:06:43

    When do they get the new socks in?

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    If only Emery would've gone with the turtleneck instead of the long sleeved shirt, he wouldn't have had to punch Taylor for scratching his neck.

    by Riot West
    2015-12-03 14:13:44

    Isn't there some sort of uniform guidelines for NCAA basketball games?

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    Fourteen dead in San Bernardino mass shooting

    by Riot West
    2015-12-02 15:22:09

    http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/02/us/san-bern ardino-shooting/

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    The PAC-12 owes Gionni Paul breakfast and cab fare....

    by Riot West
    2015-12-01 21:31:27

    After all, it's the decent thing to do after they FUCKED him

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    Why is no one talking about Navy's uniforms for the upcoming Army/Navy game???

    by Riot West
    2015-11-30 15:28:48

    http://www.navysports.com/sports/m-footbl /spec-rel/113015aaa.html

    I come here for my football fashion report!

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    Why don't they turn the Gateway into more of an entertainment area?

    by Riot West
    2015-11-25 11:18:53

    They could open several bars there and music venues. People could bar hop and take the train. Also, given the central location, ride shares and cabs could stay in the area given the amount of people there. There's already a movie theater and restaurants. Could open other after-hours places.

    Let the Mormons have the high-end shopping City Creek. Take Gateway and turn it into a Rush Street or Spring Street or Gaslamp District or Virginia-Highland, etc.

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    Why is it that we only see certain posters during the game when they are bitching?

    by Riot West
    2015-11-07 20:36:09

    Where are you twats during the week? Got nothing to add other than whine?

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    Good luck cracking this play calling code!

    by Riot West
    2015-11-03 17:55:35

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    At this point in the season, who cares if Whitt and Gary are buddies, Utah needs to put on a show for the committee

    by Riot West
    2015-10-29 15:20:24

    Sorry, Gary - wrong place, wrong time. It's going to be ugly.

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    What song was played over and over again by the USC band?

    by Riot West
    2015-10-27 18:39:14

    It wasn't the usual fight song, but a contemporary pop song (R.Kelly?)from the past few years. I can't seem to remember the title and it is driving me nuts.

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    Schwanke-Kasten Jewelers in Whitefish Bay doesn't care for NBA players

    by Riot West
    2015-10-27 17:02:27

    http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nba/ bucks/2015/10/27/john-henson-911-calls-jew eler-racial-profiling/74693584/

    Totally ridiculous.

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