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    Any IP lawyers out there looking to make a move to Los Angeles? EE undergrad preferred, but not required depending on experience

    by Riot West
    2016-04-25 18:39:09

    It's for an AmLaw100 (I think) firm

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    WTF WV!

    by Riot West
    2016-03-18 18:52:08

    I thought they were supposed to be good?!

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    Hogan awarded $115 MILLION in a lawsuit against Gawker....

    by Riot West
    2016-03-18 18:04:57

    and Erin Andrews only got $55 Million...women truly do get paid only a fraction what men do!

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    I'm in last place in my office bracket...12/24

    by Riot West
    2016-03-18 17:36:23

    And I know for a fact that the top two brackets so far were picked solely based upon mascot!

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    Any 1L or 2L law students here looking with an interest in IP law in the LA-area?

    by Riot West
    2016-03-16 16:00:25

    Hit me up on boardmail...I know of a summer intern position...

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    I got Utah over Kansas in the NCAA championship game

    by Riot West
    2016-03-14 14:10:59

    Because why the F*ck not?

    And I couldn't stomach pitting Utah against Oregon ever again this season.

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    PAC-12 Pub Crawl - Santa Monica, CA - THIS SATURDAY

    by Riot West
    2016-03-03 11:22:50

    Got plans? Break 'em! Beer! Watch the basketball game with other PAC-12 alums!

    Pub Crawl - $5 - $10 at the door

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    Pershing's subtle twisting of the knife is beautiful!

    by Riot West
    2016-01-11 12:31:25

    Many outstanding BYU students come to the U for graduate and professional education, including medicine, dentistry and pharmacy programs

    In other words, our grad programs are so good, that outstanding BYU-P students choose Utah...and he lists specifically the grad programs the Zoo does not have.

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    THE PRICE IS RIGHT...from the LA Utah-Alumni Chapter Facebook page

    by Riot West
    2016-01-08 16:09:06

    Anyone up for being on a game show? I plan on bidding $80k every time.

    Hey there!
    Im reaching out to you on behalf of The Price is Right. On Sunday, March 6th at 8:30am were taping a College Rivalry episode at CBS Studios in Hollywood and we wanted to personally reach out and encourage current students & alumni from the University of Utah to attend!
    Everyone from the University of Utah who attends will have a chance to be a contestant and play against contestants representing rival schools (like BYU) for cars, trips, and amazing prizes!
    Wed love to have the [Utes] proudly represented in the audience, no matter how many can make it, but the more, the merrier!
    If this is something you would be interested in, please let me know by January 22nd as space is limited.
    We look forward to hearing back from you!
    Vince Kimball
    Group Bookings
    On-Camera Audiences
    (818) 880-8200
    Find us on Facebook.
    Seen by Vincent Celio

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    Damn my eyes! I clicked a comments link on an ESPN article and looked at Cougarbored...

    by Riot West
    2015-12-17 11:31:00

    They truly have an irrational perception.

    So, in their perverse "logic," if someone calls them dirty, then the person/team calling them out is to blame for any dirty plays that BYU-P will predictably make part of "playing on the edge."

    Do these same idiots also think their battered wives had it coming for talking back to them?

    Or, that the girl in the tight dress had it coming for wearing clothes like that?

    Pathetically, I strongly believe that the answer is yes, the zoobs do not hold themselves accountable for their own actions and reactions, and instead, blame others for the consequences that result from the zoobs lack of self control.

    Fuck those guys.

    **when picking the category, I always scroll too far because I'm looking for the "Zoob" category.

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    "I went to Vegas to watch the fight, but a football game broke out!"

    by Riot West
    2015-12-15 12:55:56

    How many of the nation's eyes will be watching just to see the dirty shenanigans from BYU-P? They have a reputation to hold up after all. If Roscoe lacked control before, he's especially going to be a lame duck now that he's out the door. I fully expect that our coach has already instructed our team on how to react once the hooligans in testicle blue start up with their cheap shots.

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    Does the Zoob board have a bunch of pictures of out-of-control Utah fans?

    by Riot West
    2015-12-09 19:32:22

    Or, is it just them that get photographed acting like douchebags?

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    Bronco was pushed out by HQ because of the dirty play tactics and was encouraged to seek a position elsewhere with the help of BYU-P's relationships...

    by Riot West
    2015-12-04 16:17:59

    A rumor that I just made up is that Leadership put out some calls, and UVa - with its prior relationship with someone at BYU-P (that's how they got the football series) - said they would take Bronco off their hands. Otherwise, if another program wouldn't take him, Bronco was going to be released from his calling.

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    Wahoo Wha?! The Fu?

    by Riot West
    2015-12-04 16:06:43

    When do they get the new socks in?

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    If only Emery would've gone with the turtleneck instead of the long sleeved shirt, he wouldn't have had to punch Taylor for scratching his neck.

    by Riot West
    2015-12-03 14:13:44

    Isn't there some sort of uniform guidelines for NCAA basketball games?

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    Fourteen dead in San Bernardino mass shooting

    by Riot West
    2015-12-02 15:22:09

    http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/02/us/san-bern ardino-shooting/

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    The PAC-12 owes Gionni Paul breakfast and cab fare....

    by Riot West
    2015-12-01 21:31:27

    After all, it's the decent thing to do after they FUCKED him

    >> View Responses


    Why is no one talking about Navy's uniforms for the upcoming Army/Navy game???

    by Riot West
    2015-11-30 15:28:48

    http://www.navysports.com/sports/m-footbl /spec-rel/113015aaa.html

    I come here for my football fashion report!

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    Why don't they turn the Gateway into more of an entertainment area?

    by Riot West
    2015-11-25 11:18:53

    They could open several bars there and music venues. People could bar hop and take the train. Also, given the central location, ride shares and cabs could stay in the area given the amount of people there. There's already a movie theater and restaurants. Could open other after-hours places.

    Let the Mormons have the high-end shopping City Creek. Take Gateway and turn it into a Rush Street or Spring Street or Gaslamp District or Virginia-Highland, etc.

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    Why is it that we only see certain posters during the game when they are bitching?

    by Riot West
    2015-11-07 20:36:09

    Where are you twats during the week? Got nothing to add other than whine?

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    Good luck cracking this play calling code!

    by Riot West
    2015-11-03 17:55:35

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    At this point in the season, who cares if Whitt and Gary are buddies, Utah needs to put on a show for the committee

    by Riot West
    2015-10-29 15:20:24

    Sorry, Gary - wrong place, wrong time. It's going to be ugly.

    >> View Responses


    What song was played over and over again by the USC band?

    by Riot West
    2015-10-27 18:39:14

    It wasn't the usual fight song, but a contemporary pop song (R.Kelly?)from the past few years. I can't seem to remember the title and it is driving me nuts.

    >> View Responses


    Schwanke-Kasten Jewelers in Whitefish Bay doesn't care for NBA players

    by Riot West
    2015-10-27 17:02:27

    http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nba/ bucks/2015/10/27/john-henson-911-calls-jew eler-racial-profiling/74693584/

    Totally ridiculous.

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    Are the tests difficult at BYU-P? Well, here's a preview...

    by Riot West
    2015-10-21 12:36:24

    It looks like education is a joke at BYU-P!

    Edited to add: There is a case for defamation here.

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    by Riot West
    2015-10-16 22:40:07

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    LA-area Utes - Barney's in Burbank TOMORROW!

    by Riot West
    2015-10-16 14:47:56

    The following was reported in one of our Facebook pages:

    Utes in LA! Meet us at Barney's Beanery Burbank for the Utes vs ASU game tomorrow!

    ESPN will be filming Utah fans for an upcoming piece for Saturday Night Prime. Make sure to wear your gear, and bring any flags or Utah accessories for your chance to be featured!

    >> Camera rolls in around 8:30 or 9pm to get coverage. <<

    Also, ASU has been showing up to the same venue to watch their games - so it's going to be fun seeing their faces when we beat them by 6 touchdowns!

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    ESPN coming to LA Alumni Game Watch on Saturday?

    by Riot West
    2015-10-15 11:23:24

    I'm getting prompts to make sure we have Utah fans at our usual watch party venue - Barney's Beanery in Burbank - for a piece featuring the fans from UTAH and ASU.

    ASU uses the same venue, so this will be quite the event!

    Come out if you ever have thought about it! This will be the event to be at!

    Apparently, they did something similar with FSU fans a couple weeks ago.

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    I was looking at Sark's receipts for drinks on LATimes.com, and I have to say...what a light weight!

    by Riot West
    2015-10-13 13:11:26

    6 beers and a bottle of champagne? That's nothing.

    4 shots and 5 beers? A mere buzz. Or when I was in college, pre-drinking.

    83 beers and 12 shots of vodka? Over 20 coaches AND spouses were included, just for the coaches that's 4 beers and less than a shot each. Big deal. That's a typical networking event!

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    After the USC loss last night, even Armenians are calling for Sark to be fired.

    by Riot West
    2015-10-09 12:47:11

    Yes. The discontent has reached Defcon 1 here in Los Angeles.

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