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    Add this to the weird mascots list...

    by Riot West
    2015-05-15 17:08:27


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    Mortal Kombat X

    by Riot West
    2015-04-13 15:47:58

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE785LNs2 Nk

    If you have 25 minutes...

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    Parents, prepare to empty your wallets

    by Riot West
    2015-04-09 13:38:36


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    Anyone else having issues trying to navigate this site from an iPhone lately?

    by Riot West
    2015-04-07 22:45:47

    I get redirected by mobvertising.com to the App Store constantly. And if I try going to page two or reply to a post, my safari browser shuts down.

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    I'm at my buddy's restaurant having a drink and Cody Kessler is sitting at the table across from me.

    by Riot West
    2015-04-04 15:43:12

    I hope the next time I see him he's walking off the field with an L

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    For the vocal Travis Wilson critics, who was the last Utah QB you didn't complain about?

    by Riot West
    2015-04-01 14:53:09

    And when TW was the back up, were you clamorring to have TW put in for the starting QB?

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    Utes by 30. And the starters will be well rested.

    by Riot West
    2015-03-23 14:23:41

    We've won every time I've made this outlandish prediction, can't stop doing it now!

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    Did I say win by 30? Uh...I obviously meant 13ish...

    by Riot West
    2015-03-21 20:17:18

    Good game, Hoyas!

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    Did I say win by 30? Uh...I obviously meant 3ish...

    by Riot West
    2015-03-19 20:20:17

    Good game, 'Jacks!

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    PAC-12 Alumni Pub Crawl in Los Angeles

    by Riot West
    2015-03-09 13:09:47

    Utah had a decent turnout to the first-ever PAC-12 Alumni bar crawl. As you can see, Utah tied with Washington for the fifth-most participants. Utah also had the oldest participant (Utah class of '66), who got plenty of cheers and attention from the event organizers.

    For those that thought about coming out, but didn't for one reason or another - we hope to see you at the next one!

    Arizona: 26
    ASU: 15
    Cal: 8
    Colorado: 11
    Oregon: 9
    Oregon State: 0
    Stanford: 1
    UCLA: 71
    USC: 40
    Utah: 14
    Washington: 14
    WSU: 2

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    Reminder: PAC-12 Pub Crawl in Santa Monica this Saturday

    by Riot West
    2015-03-05 14:53:51

    PAC-12 Alumni Los Angeles Pub Crawl

    Get your tickets! It's this weekend!

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    This is (oYo)!

    by Riot West
    2015-02-17 13:40:24

    This is Y I like this slogan!

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    Jon Stewart's leaving the Daily Show

    by Riot West
    2015-02-10 16:59:34

    https://twitter.com/ComedyCentral/status/ 565296357792284676/photo/1

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    PAC-12 Alumni Pub Crawl in Los Angeles

    by Riot West
    2015-02-10 16:56:50

    Yay fun at the big kids table!

    Hello PAC 12 Alumni Associations!!

    Here is the information for the All PAC-12 Alumni Pub Crawl. Details are still being finalized as to the starting location. It appears as though Circle Bar is going to open exclusively for our group. If that happens, they will be our starting location. If not, it will be starting at Finn McCools. So far, Finn McCools, O’Briens, and Rick’s are definite. Here is the website for selling wristbands: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/all-pac-12-a lumni-pub-crawl-fundraiser-los-angeles-tic kets-15716354038. Also, here is the link to the UCLA facebook event page: https://www.facebook.com/events/791576704 265489/


    Welcome to the inaugural 2015 All PAC-12 Alumni Pub Crawl Fundraiser for Los Angeles! Twelve schools, four bars, one afternoon! Come network with alumni from your alma mater and other PAC-12 schools. Make sure to show your school pride and wear your school's colors! Any questions? Email westsidebruinssports@alumni.ucla.edu.

    Here is the line-up of possible bars:

    1. Circle Bar (2926 Main Street)

    2. O'Brien's Irish Pub (2941 Main Street)

    3. Rick's Tavern on Main (2907 Main Street)

    4. Areal Restaurant (2820 Main Street)

    5. Finn McCool's Irish Pub (2702 Main Street)

    Buy your wristbands today: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/all-pac-12-a lumni-pub-crawl-fundraiser-los-angeles-tic kets-15716354038

    Wristbands to get access to drink and food specials are $5 presale (+$1.27 service fee). At the door wristband purchase is $10.

    All proceeds benefit a local Santa Monica charity, the Beauty Bus Foundation (www.beautybus.org). A representative from the foundation will be present.

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    Jeff Hornacek's daughter plays on USC's sand volleyball team

    by Riot West
    2015-02-05 17:50:49

    I'll let you do your own googling.

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    I didn't realize that chubby duck-faced kid that burned a Utah envelope left BYU for the Beavers

    by Riot West
    2015-02-04 19:20:12

    Guess he couldn't wait to get beat by Utah again.

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    The Church is true!

    by Riot West
    2015-01-30 16:16:07

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    Looking for the bright side

    by Riot West
    2014-11-09 00:16:14

    We weren't ranked No. 3 and fumbled twice to lose to a team that our rival murdered.

    We lost by more than 14 points, so now that early celebration is comical instead of the worst thing ever.

    There are loads of hot girls out there.

    We have three more very winnable games AND a bowl game to go win.

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    Thanks to whoever puts out the auto play "3-yard gain" Alex Smith ad. It's cute and definitely what I appreciate on a Utah Utes message board.

    by Riot West
    2014-11-04 02:25:58

    So f'n stupid.

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    Duck the #%!@s! Oh wait...

    by Riot West
    2014-11-03 14:01:09


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    @1280spence needs to go back to being good at nothing

    by Riot West
    2014-11-02 01:08:22

    Ill timed joke my ass.

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    So what everyone is saying is I should delete the first half from my DVR?

    by Riot West
    2014-11-01 22:58:03

    Where did everyone get their pitchforks from? Was there a sale at Smith's?

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    So USNWR released its list of Top 500 Global Universities

    by Riot West
    2014-10-29 00:32:13

    Utah came in at a respectable 143 - tied with ASU

    Guess which douchey college didn't even make the list?

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    Remember all those X10 camera pop-up ads back in the early 2000s that used to populate your screen every time you were using Internet Explorer?

    by Riot West
    2014-10-28 22:56:33

    I feel even more violated lately here. Automatic play video ads, forced App Store app openings, and redirected safari pages. Ugh.

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    Los Angeles Utah Alumni looking for another awesome flyer to promote the Utah-USC game watch party.

    by Riot West
    2014-10-16 14:10:05

    We are looking for another flyer like the one UteStuckInSeattle did for us when we played Michigan.

    Who can use their photoshop and graphic design skills to help us out?!

    Details on flyer should include:

    Barney's Beanery in Burbank
    250 N 1st St, Burbank, CA 91502
    Free Parking
    Kids and Families Welcome
    Utah Fans and Alumni get discount
    Utah giveaways!

    October 25th at 7pm

    Thanks - we will be posting all submissions on Twitter with the winner going out in an email to all Los Angeles-area alumni!

    *fingers crossed that Duhwayne sees this*

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    What's the deal with the three-finger thing that the football team does?

    by Riot West
    2014-10-15 19:41:28

    I've seen it in a few pictures, and most notably, when Orchard unveiled the white helmet. Any ideas?

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    Duhwayne, you come highly recommended. We need a new flyer.

    by Riot West
    2014-09-11 15:06:51

    This is for the BYU-Houston game tonight.

    Details that need to be included:
    2 for 1 dogs and diet sodas. Root beer and Apple beer excluded
    Families with less than ten members get priority bathroom line access.
    $5 tickets if you buy the whole row.
    Be sure to wear your free BYU shirts - all colors welcome! (Gotta shake that racist rep!)

    Graphics highly needed to capture attention!

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    BYE Week Homework Assignment - Looking for something AWESOME!

    by Riot West
    2014-09-09 13:11:23

    Hello Graphically Savvy Utes,

    The Los Angeles Alumni chapter is putting together only a couple of watch parties this season, so we want to get as many people out as possible. I have a request: Will you put together a flyer to send out as an email to all Los Angeles-area Utah alumni that promotes the Utah-Michigan game watch party? Relevant information that should be included follows below.

    We won't be able to pay you, but we will give you a shout out in the email, over twitter, and on our Facebook page.


    University of Utah Alumni Association, Los Angeles Chapter

    Michigan and Utah imagery

    12:30 Saturday, September 20
    Barney's Beanery in Burbank
    250 N 1st St, Burbank, CA 91502

    Free Parking
    Kids Welcome
    Bring Friends
    Giveaways include t-shirts, hats, and more!
    Discounts on food and drinks for Utah Alumni and Fans

    Follow us on Twitter @LAUteAlumni
    Like us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/UniversityOfUtah AlumniAssociationLosAngelesChapter

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    Guardians of the Galaxy? Yes!

    by Riot West
    2014-08-03 00:46:37

    I'd pay to watch it again.

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    Here's an opinion on the 'Skins name controversy

    by Riot West
    2014-06-11 15:49:21

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/lindseyadler/here s-the-anti-redskins-commercial-that-will-a ir-during-tues?s=mobile

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