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    SoCal Utes!!! Baseball!! Angels' Game September 12th!!

    by Riot West
    2015-09-04 15:08:32

    Let's all get together in person next Saturday to discuss the USU butt kicking!

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    That Covey kid though!

    by Riot West
    2015-09-03 20:41:47

    I fear for his life!

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    Remember on Mary Poppins when the children give their father a list of things they want in a nanny?

    by Riot West
    2015-08-21 18:32:46

    And he rips it up and throws it in the fireplace?

    Yeah, that petition will have the same effect, but without the magic or dancing chimney sweep.

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    So do we know what the terms are in the contracts that have been sitting on Holmoe's desk?

    by Riot West
    2015-08-19 12:30:37

    Or, is everyone just assuming it's standard alternating year games?

    Also, could BYU-P just be a placeholder game? In other words, Hill is working on better games, but in the meantime, if those games don't go through, at least he has BYU-P to fall back on instead of scrambling to get a FCS game at the last minute?

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    Soooo...is DOMO back?

    by Riot West
    2015-08-18 18:51:35

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    Come out and join LA and OC Utah alumni in support of CJ Cron

    by Riot West
    2015-08-18 16:25:39

    Angels and former-Utah baseball player is CRUSHING it lately

    http://m.mlb.com/news/article/143807750/c j-cron-thriving-at-plate-for-angels

    Buy tix to see the Angels play in September!

    http://ulink.utah.edu/LAAngels2015

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    So I went to a Costco in the 909 and had an interaction with a BYU-P fan...

    by Riot West
    2015-08-05 14:35:03

    This pudgy dad-bod type wearing an oversized Y ball cap must've recognized my DnF shirt and came up to me and said, "Utes, huh? Good lu..."

    and before he could finish, I open-hand shoved his face into some free chili samples. His slobbery mouth got my hand wet, so I dried it in his kid's hair while I mouthed "let's get out of here" to his wife. She blushed and didn't say anything.

    When I got out to my car, I found a tithing slip receipt under my windshield with a Snapchat address. I'm guessing she either noticed the Utah Utes license plate frame or the smell of fun times. In any event, some zoob should've seen the warning signs and not let his wife get a gym membership.

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    Attention Los Angeles and Orange County Utes - Angels Baseball Game Tix!

    by Riot West
    2015-07-30 15:13:56

    Ticket website

    Join the Los Angeles and Orange County Chapters for the Angels vs. Astros baseball game. The chapter has purchased a limited number of tickets so don't wait to buy your tickets.

    Saturday, September 12 @ 6:05 p.m.
    Tickets will be in the Trout Farm (Section 101)

    Don't worry, the Utes' football game is Friday that week against the USU Aggies - so you won't have to miss out on either!

    Tickets are $35 each.

    http://www.ulink.utah.edu/LAAngels2015

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    Shouldn't you be hitting another team's pinata?

    by Riot West
    2015-07-30 11:29:14

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    Hipster Daycare - funny Twitter account

    by Riot West
    2015-07-23 18:07:47

    https://twitter.com/LosFelizDaycare

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    Remember those strongly worded judgemental posts by certain posters concerning Domo?

    by Riot West
    2015-07-16 23:47:49

    Where'd they go?

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    Any of you California Utes drive a black Jeep with a black-and-red UTAH UTES license plate frame?

    by Riot West
    2015-07-15 13:32:40

    I couldn't catch up with you on Santa Monica Blvd. in Los Angeles this morning to give you a "Go Utes!"

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    The whole Domo arrest has really exposed a major flaw in a policy that I had heard repeatedly by my peers

    by Riot West
    2015-07-02 16:06:26

    Apparently, "finders keepers, losers weepers" is a load of shit.

    I'd like to press charges against several of my 2nd grade classmates in connection with an NFL pencil that someone claimed was theirs after I had dropped it in the hallway.

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    Got an old working Xbox 360 laying around?

    by Riot West
    2015-06-19 11:20:37

    Best Buy will give you up to $175 if you trade it in for a new Xbox One. ($175 for a 250 Gb, $75 for a 4 Gb)

    Just picked one up last night...act fast because offer ends tomorrow.

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    Add this to the weird mascots list...

    by Riot West
    2015-05-15 17:08:27






    http://kewpieathletics.com/

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    Mortal Kombat X

    by Riot West
    2015-04-13 15:47:58

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE785LNs2 Nk

    If you have 25 minutes...

    >> View Responses

     

    Parents, prepare to empty your wallets

    by Riot West
    2015-04-09 13:38:36

    http://www.lego.com/en-us/dimensions/

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    Anyone else having issues trying to navigate this site from an iPhone lately?

    by Riot West
    2015-04-07 22:45:47

    I get redirected by mobvertising.com to the App Store constantly. And if I try going to page two or reply to a post, my safari browser shuts down.

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    I'm at my buddy's restaurant having a drink and Cody Kessler is sitting at the table across from me.

    by Riot West
    2015-04-04 15:43:12

    I hope the next time I see him he's walking off the field with an L

    >> View Responses

     

    For the vocal Travis Wilson critics, who was the last Utah QB you didn't complain about?

    by Riot West
    2015-04-01 14:53:09

    And when TW was the back up, were you clamorring to have TW put in for the starting QB?

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    Utes by 30. And the starters will be well rested.

    by Riot West
    2015-03-23 14:23:41

    We've won every time I've made this outlandish prediction, can't stop doing it now!

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    Did I say win by 30? Uh...I obviously meant 13ish...

    by Riot West
    2015-03-21 20:17:18

    Good game, Hoyas!

    >> View Responses

     

    Did I say win by 30? Uh...I obviously meant 3ish...

    by Riot West
    2015-03-19 20:20:17

    Good game, 'Jacks!

    >> View Responses

     

    PAC-12 Alumni Pub Crawl in Los Angeles

    by Riot West
    2015-03-09 13:09:47

    Utah had a decent turnout to the first-ever PAC-12 Alumni bar crawl. As you can see, Utah tied with Washington for the fifth-most participants. Utah also had the oldest participant (Utah class of '66), who got plenty of cheers and attention from the event organizers.

    For those that thought about coming out, but didn't for one reason or another - we hope to see you at the next one!


    Arizona: 26
    ASU: 15
    Cal: 8
    Colorado: 11
    Oregon: 9
    Oregon State: 0
    Stanford: 1
    UCLA: 71
    USC: 40
    Utah: 14
    Washington: 14
    WSU: 2

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    Reminder: PAC-12 Pub Crawl in Santa Monica this Saturday

    by Riot West
    2015-03-05 14:53:51

    PAC-12 Alumni Los Angeles Pub Crawl

    Get your tickets! It's this weekend!

    >> View Responses

     

    This is (oYo)!

    by Riot West
    2015-02-17 13:40:24

    This is Y I like this slogan!

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    Jon Stewart's leaving the Daily Show

    by Riot West
    2015-02-10 16:59:34

    https://twitter.com/ComedyCentral/status/ 565296357792284676/photo/1

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    PAC-12 Alumni Pub Crawl in Los Angeles

    by Riot West
    2015-02-10 16:56:50

    Yay fun at the big kids table!

    Hello PAC 12 Alumni Associations!!

    Here is the information for the All PAC-12 Alumni Pub Crawl. Details are still being finalized as to the starting location. It appears as though Circle Bar is going to open exclusively for our group. If that happens, they will be our starting location. If not, it will be starting at Finn McCools. So far, Finn McCools, O’Briens, and Rick’s are definite. Here is the website for selling wristbands: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/all-pac-12-a lumni-pub-crawl-fundraiser-los-angeles-tic kets-15716354038. Also, here is the link to the UCLA facebook event page: https://www.facebook.com/events/791576704 265489/

    INFORMATION:

    Welcome to the inaugural 2015 All PAC-12 Alumni Pub Crawl Fundraiser for Los Angeles! Twelve schools, four bars, one afternoon! Come network with alumni from your alma mater and other PAC-12 schools. Make sure to show your school pride and wear your school's colors! Any questions? Email westsidebruinssports@alumni.ucla.edu.

    Here is the line-up of possible bars:

    1. Circle Bar (2926 Main Street)

    2. O'Brien's Irish Pub (2941 Main Street)

    3. Rick's Tavern on Main (2907 Main Street)

    4. Areal Restaurant (2820 Main Street)

    5. Finn McCool's Irish Pub (2702 Main Street)

    Buy your wristbands today: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/all-pac-12-a lumni-pub-crawl-fundraiser-los-angeles-tic kets-15716354038

    Wristbands to get access to drink and food specials are $5 presale (+$1.27 service fee). At the door wristband purchase is $10.

    All proceeds benefit a local Santa Monica charity, the Beauty Bus Foundation (www.beautybus.org). A representative from the foundation will be present.

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    Jeff Hornacek's daughter plays on USC's sand volleyball team

    by Riot West
    2015-02-05 17:50:49

    I'll let you do your own googling.

    >> View Responses

     

    I didn't realize that chubby duck-faced kid that burned a Utah envelope left BYU for the Beavers

    by Riot West
    2015-02-04 19:20:12

    Guess he couldn't wait to get beat by Utah again.

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