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    My boss...

    by SeaTacUte
    2014-04-18 15:33:27

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    Good deal at Sports Authority

    by SeaTacUte
    2014-04-18 10:55:44

    Twice a year Sports Authority offers a 25% off any item coupon. The current one is good through Saturday. Good way to pick up some new jogging shoes or update the camping gear.

    Sports Authority

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    Rough Ride

    by SeaTacUte
    2014-04-16 19:30:19

    Cool video. Any Navy destroyer vets will relate.

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    Dumb...

    by SeaTacUte
    2014-04-16 15:58:28

    Apparently this is the latest men's fashion. Looks like flood pants to me:

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    Looks like Saturday will be a "park my butt on the sofa" day...

    by SeaTacUte
    2014-04-16 09:45:04

    ...4 PAC-12 spring football games being televised, including Utah's.

    PAC-12 Football Schedule

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    That'll show him!

    by SeaTacUte
    2014-04-15 15:22:36

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    Well that was strange...

    by SeaTacUte
    2014-04-14 15:10:31

    ...went for a jog along the waterfront during my lunch.

    And I passed a lady dressed in a traditional, full nun's habit wearing jogging shoes and listening to an MP3 player jogging the opposite direction. Not sure if it was a costume because of Easter or the real deal as I didn't think nun's wore that outfit any longer.

    I see the strangest folks here in downtown Seattle.

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    Nice wedding...

    by SeaTacUte
    2014-04-12 23:00:17

    I'm not religious, but I do enjoy music. And this Priest knocks it out of the ballpark during a wedding:

    Singing Priest

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    Alex Smith gets a shout-out...

    by SeaTacUte
    2014-04-11 13:50:21

    Highest Score Ever

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    Pretty funny - Conan plays video games (badly) on the Dallas Cowboys big screen

    by SeaTacUte
    2014-04-11 09:48:32

    Clueless Gamer

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    No more tipping?

    by SeaTacUte
    2014-04-10 12:12:36

    I wouldn't mind if this happened everywhere:

    No-Tipping Policy

    I've always been a good tipper, but it's gotten out of hand in the last few years. Wasn't that long ago where 10% was the standard, then 12%, then 15%, then 20% and now some people are even saying 25%. Really? One-fourth of your entire bill as a tip? Whatever happened to getting good service just because that was part of doing good business?

    But I don't want to minimize a wait staff's contribution or ability to make a decent wage - it's hard work. So I wouldn't mind seeing a service charge or mildly raised prices as compensation if a no tipping policy were implemented at my favorite restaurants.

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    Guess I'd better get the DVR ready...

    by SeaTacUte
    2014-04-10 11:32:50

    Every Simpsons Episode

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    Gymnastics Streaming

    by SeaTacUte
    2014-04-09 15:20:49

    For those of you who want to watch the Red Rocks, I just received this message from the U Athletics Department:

    Friday's semifinal sessions will be streamed live on www.ncaa.com. The Super Six and the event finals will be broadcast live online on ESPN3.

    Go Red Rocks!

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    Now here are some sweet looking Jello Shots

    by SeaTacUte
    2014-04-07 13:53:29

    Always a new way to build a better mouse trap.

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    OK folks - my public service message of the day. PLEASE pay attention when you're riding escalators

    by SeaTacUte
    2014-04-07 09:34:55

    As part of my job, every morning I get an accident report from SeaTac airport.

    This weekend we had eleven - count 'em - ELEVEN escalator falls. Nine had to be medically treated by SeaTac medical staff before proceeding and two actually had to be taken to the hospital.

    And the two primary reasons for the falls? Texting or falling over their luggage.

    Oh yeah, we also had a kid who was trying to stop the escalator by putting his shoe against the side and of course, his shoe was chewed up and the kid suffered lacerations on his foot.

    Pay attention, folks. Pay attention.

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    Now THIS is a machine gun!

    by SeaTacUte
    2014-04-06 16:39:18

    Where's the recoil??

    HK 121

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    LadyUte - this a friend of yours?

    by SeaTacUte
    2014-04-04 09:15:17

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    WOOT! Just scored two sweet tix to the Kraftwerk 3-D concert in July. :D

    by SeaTacUte
    2014-04-02 11:14:53

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    And it's a HOME RUN!

    by SeaTacUte
    2014-04-01 15:45:44

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    Speaking of religion - looks like Egypt wants some reparations...

    by SeaTacUte
    2014-03-31 13:04:11

    ...from the 10 plagues.

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    Alright Utefans - I don't even live there and I ponied up $25 to the tailgate fund...

    by SeaTacUte
    2014-03-28 10:23:00

    ..your turn now!

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    The Japanese never cease to amaze me with how many weird ways they can come up with to entertain themselves.

    by SeaTacUte
    2014-03-27 13:34:59

    For today's contribution to rock n' roll Thursday, check this band out. And be sure to watch it to the end.

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    So we have 3 PAC-12 team playing in tonight's Sweet 16. Any predictions?

    by SeaTacUte
    2014-03-27 11:45:14

    I think Arizona will beat San Diego State, UCLA will get crushed by Florida, and the Stanford/Dayton game is a complete toss-up.

    But I'll be pulling for them all. I want to see the PAC-12 in the headlines, not other conferences. Especially any east coast conferences that get WAY more than their share of media attention and love.

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    As if we need more proof that teen's are clueless...

    by SeaTacUte
    2014-03-26 20:41:59

    ...there's this:

    Tattoo

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    Grandma's birth control pills

    by SeaTacUte
    2014-03-26 10:36:10

    A doctor that had been seeing an 80 year old woman for most of her life finally retired.

    At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through these his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.

    “Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?”

    “Yes. They help me sleep at night,” she responds.

    “Mrs. Smith, I can assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep.”

    She reached out and patted the young doctor’s knee. “Yes dear, I know that. But every morning I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice my 16 year old granddaughter drinks. And believe me, it helps me sleep at night.”

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    I know it's not Rock & Roll Thursday yet, but how about a little...

    by SeaTacUte
    2014-03-26 00:04:37

    THUNDERSTRUCK!

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    Red Rocks heading to the Fayeteville Regional in Arkansas

    by SeaTacUte
    2014-03-24 13:15:10

    Dammit - I was hoping they'd make it to the western regional here in Seattle.

    Here's their competition in Fayeteville:
    Utah
    UCLA
    Arkansas
    Arizona State
    Utah State
    UC Davis

    And the western regional in Seattle has:
    Alabama
    Nebraska
    Boise State
    BYU
    Washington
    Denver

    Weird. How does Utah, UCLA, Arizona State and Utah State end up in Arkansas, and Alabama and Nebraska end up in Washington???

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    Most of the time I like Mark Cuban, but in this case, he's an idiot...

    by SeaTacUte
    2014-03-24 11:42:12

    Thinking that the NFL will implode in 10 years because they're too greedy. Got news for ya Mark buddy...the NBA is barely afloat with their outrageous salaries, low attendance and low interest. TV ratings wise, they barely beat the NHL in viewership. The NFL isn't going anywhere, anytime soon.

    Mark Cuban and the NFL

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    Softball Holy War Tonight

    by SeaTacUte
    2014-03-20 12:09:08

    Go support the lady Utes as they kick off the home season in their brand spanking new stadium against the Zoobs! Then this weekend they host the Oregon Ducks. Entry is FREE.

    Do yourself a favor and take the family out to one of these games. They're very competitive and entertaining.

    GO UTES!!

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    Man, the NCAA sure has come a long way in it's online coverage of the Final 64

    by SeaTacUte
    2014-03-20 10:24:51

    I remember it wasn't but 3-4 years ago and the best you could hope for was some choppy, grainy ugly-looking feed of one "priority" game at a time.

    Now they have every game covered in quality streaming with stats and options galore.

    NCAA Coverage

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    Alex Smith gets a shout-out...
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    That helps - anxious to see what the rest of the OOC looks like. We definitely can't have a repeat of last season.
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    Wow...how did you get so lucky to score all the ads?? ;)
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    No more tipping?
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    Muhahahahhaah!!
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    Guess I'd better get the DVR ready...
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    Actually, I refer to the first season all the time. As to why Wilson should have never been started that second year when we already had a winning QB at the helm.
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    I don't think they "leave" the corner empty, they are just assigned so many seats, and then they all crowd together leaving that spot looking bare. Pretty sure they won't allow any more folks into that section.
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    Perfect. Wilson rises or falls on his own accord. And he did.
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    Gymnastics Streaming
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    I can cherry pick too...
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    8-5 is a perfectly reasonable expectation.
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    Sorry - already taken. That's the Washington rock n' roll state song. :)
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    Good article. I heard on the sports radio this a.m. that not only did Nicklaus win 18 majors, he was ONE STROKE away from winning 18 more.
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    That's beautiful, man!
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    I always thought "Some Heads Are Gonna Roll," by Judas Priest would make a FINE fight song. :D
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    Now THIS is a machine gun!
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    LadyUte - this a friend of yours?
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