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    Tacoma Ute  icon
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    Shame on me for not discovering the greatness of Lucinda Williams until recently.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-25 21:51:06

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    Oh darn.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-25 21:23:48

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    I hate to toot my own horn but my bracket is in the top 7,700,000 in the ESPN contest.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-23 14:19:17

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    The zoobs are all wetting themselves because the SEC announced they will consider them P5 for scheduling purposes. The SEC would probably love to consider FCS teams P5.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-19 14:03:36

    All this means is that the SEC wants more credit for body bag games.

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    OK kids, this is why you don't steal.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-18 19:23:13




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    Robert Plant to play The Depot!

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-16 16:18:51

    http://www.sltrib.com/blogs/cricket/22983 17-155/get-the-led-out-robert-plant

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    Vegas Insider has us as the 13th best odds to win it all. K entucky even money.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-15 19:51:59

    http://www.vegasinsider.com/college-baske tball/odds/futures/

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    Utes only favored by 6. Give the points even if the line doubles.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-15 18:41:50

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/betting-o dds/ncaa-basketball/

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    New poll up on Thursday's game.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-15 17:17:03

    http://www.utefans.net/polls.php?action=V iew&pollid=1948

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    .

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-14 10:33:01

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    My dumb ass was on the PAC12 Network for the first 5 minutes wondering what was taking so long for the game to start.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-13 22:06:15

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    Rudy Gobert is the greatest player in the history of basketball. Anyone who disagrees, meet me at the corner of 25th and Lincoln in 10 minutes and we'll settle this.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-12 20:59:57

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    What will the "who are the Jazz" people say when they finish the season 22-0, grab the 8th seed and run the table throughout the playoffs?

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-12 18:52:20

    Well, they'll still probably say "who are the Jazz?" But the joke will be on them.

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    Ndamukong Suh is now a Miami Dolphin.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-09 13:39:52

    I don't care how good he can play. I wouldn't want that shitbag on any team I root for.

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    Thank God it's Monday! Episode 6 tonight!

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-09 09:16:49

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    No one should lose to a NW team whose fans call them the "Dawgs" in any sport.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-07 18:36:23

    "Dawgs" makes sense in Georgia In reference to the southern drawl. It makes ZERO sense in Seattle.

    Yes, it's my adopted hometown but for ONCE could those provincial putzes come up with a sports slogan that they didn't steal from someone else.

    #refusetolose #12thman

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    There's still time left (probably not for long though) to make your picks for tonight's blowout.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-05 10:03:54

    http://www.utefans.net/predictions.php?ga meid=1263&disp_sport=Basketball

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    Can't wait for the UPS truck to roll up Thursday. More exotic plants!

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-03 21:58:19

    mahonia aquifolia

    mahonia nervosa

    berberis julianae (Chinese barberry)

    cryptomeria japonica araucariodes (Bizarre Japanese Cedar)

    eucalyptus urnigera (Urn Gum)

    quercus chrysolepis (Canyon live oak--evergreen)

    illicium floridanum (purple anise)

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    There is no limit to how high this program can go once Dudley LaPorte and Lavelle Peterson arrive.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-03 16:22:45

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    Looks like O'Reilley and Brian Williams have a lot in common, or at least one thing.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-02 11:54:12

    http://www.politico.com/blogs/media/2015/ 03/cnn-publishes-oreilly-tape-203331.html

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    It's hard to believe it's been almost 16 years since we've had a moon. Time flies.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-02-27 21:54:49

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    I don't know whether to laugh or feel sorry for them.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-02-24 21:55:32

    http://www.cougarboard.com/board/message. html?id=13754042

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    Hopefully I will be able to sleep in a bit tomorrow.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-02-21 21:53:03

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    Attn. Rush fans who get VH1 Classic. An all new season of That Metal Show starts tonight with Geddy Lee as the main guest.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-02-21 18:51:24

    Also, a brief appearance by Joe Elliott with a hairdo that would embarrass Phyllis Diller. Perhaps he will reminisce about 33 years ago before they wimped out and totally sucked. (Hic, buuuuuuurrrrrpppp)

    Oh well, I don't care who the guests are. Eddie, Jim and the wolverine guy are hilarious and I would watch the show even if I were a total New Waver.

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    When they play the Wagner Seahawks I'm sure there will be at least a few people at RES South who think they're playing Seattle.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-02-21 08:09:23

    Perhaps that guy with the Red Sox cap who thought the B stood for BYU will be among them.


    I can see the following conversation taking place:

    "Where's that mean, nasty thug Richard Sherman. I wanna throw stuff at him."

    "I can't seem to spot him. I'm sure they made him cut his hair before he entered the county."

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    There must be a zoob who writes the sltrib polls. Look at the terribly worded "no" answer. All of their polls are like that lately.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-02-20 18:03:16

    http://www.sltrib.com/sports/2203391-155/ utah-byu-appear-to-be-working

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    I stooped to go over to Jazzfanz.com because of the NBA trade deadline to wade through the garbage to see if I could find any info. Here's what I found.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-02-19 19:09:26

    It's still cougarboard but without the unintentional humor.

    There is not a single conciliatory thread. I'm not sure there ever has been.

    Every poster hates at least half of the players, coaches, and front office people.

    Posters save other posters quotes that turn out wrong and use them as their signature years later.

    Every poster thinks anyone who even slightly disagrees with them is a brain dead moron who knows nothing about basketball.

    Any player a certain poster likes is a God while any player a poster doesn't like is a, well, insert any insult or vulgarity here.

    The place is crawling with zoobs.

    Oh, and someone threatened to f*** someone's eye sockets today. I assume they weren't being serious. If they were perhaps Saul Goodman can defend them.

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    Sad news. Jerome Kersey passes away at age 52.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-02-19 12:06:16

    http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/1234596 9/jerome-kersey-long-portland-trail-blazer s-forward-dies

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    Great line from zoobyboard in response to the slogan announcement.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-02-17 11:33:46


    I think I hear the utah T-shirt printing press warming up.

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    Utes -17 as of now. I think we cover.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-02-14 11:40:42

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/betting-o dds/ncaa-basketball/

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