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    Tacoma Ute  icon
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    I just realized it's still 2 hours to tip-off. Doh!

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-29 18:06:27

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    NSFW!!!

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-28 13:00:47

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    Fuskies have made a couple minor runs but they're in over their heads.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-25 19:51:31

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    Jeff Ament will sleep well tonight.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-25 18:47:02

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    So far so good.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-25 18:38:19

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    Playoffs next year, championship the year after!

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-24 21:03:53

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    Jumpmaster may not check in tonight. He's catching up on some much needed sleep.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-24 18:35:04

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    TDS loses to the Toreros before a throng of dozens.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-24 16:11:49



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    Jumpmaster, you haven't lived up to your promise. Am I going to have to take over?

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-23 23:05:52

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    Quickie poll. Bigger bust---Jimmer's NBA career or brother TJ's rap career?

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-22 11:54:43

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    I'm not sure what reminded me of this but who was that Zoob troll (or Ute pseudotroll) who was always talking about eating mass amounts of Twinkies and impregnating fat girls in various counties? He was kinda funny for a while but then he....

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-17 15:17:35

    ...went downhill and vanished.

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    At 9:40 am or so Sforky asked if I was drinking already. I was not. That was a looooong time ago though!

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-16 20:26:53

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    Opening line---Arizona -6 It's already down to 4 and probably will continue to drop.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-16 13:37:09

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/betting-o dds/ncaa-basketball/

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    Only one day til the next game. Time to get your picks in.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-14 17:13:02

    http://utefans.net/schedule.php?disp_spor t=Basketball

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    It doesn't matter whether the Broncos win or lose. If they went 0-16 5 years in a row they'd still show them here every week no matter what better matchups are on. Apparently somebody thinks they're the Salt Lake Broncos.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-11 15:22:39

    Obviously they should be on TV a lot now when they are this good and they have an icon at QB. Sadly when they fall to mediocrity or worse we'll still be stuck with them every week.

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    My playoff picks for this weekend.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-09 09:29:03

    New England 24 Baltimore 14

    Seattle 23 Carolina 6

    Green Bay 41 dallus 28

    Denever 38 Indy 24

    I know I didn't exactly go out on a limb with any of these. I just don't see a strong possibility of any upsets this week.

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    Stink-fog envelops Seattle.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-09 09:16:34

    http://www.komonews.com/weather/blogs/sco tt/Weather-mystery-A-stinky-fog-envelopes - Seattle-287821991.html?mobile=y

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    We all know the Utes will win but by how much?

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-05 17:04:30

    http://utefans.net/schedule.php?disp_spor t=Basketball

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    Thank you Thorlin for the tip on Penny Ann's Cafe. The omelet was great and without exaggerating they have the best pancakes I've ever tasted anywhere.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-05 12:55:34

    Pennyannscafe.com

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    Go Lions!

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-04 10:34:22

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    Another reminder. Get your hoops picks in for tomorrow's game. Only four people have done so so far.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-03 18:18:47

    http://utefans.net/schedule.php?disp_spor t=Basketball

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    There was a 4.9 quake in Challis today. What sort of madness is Sforky doing up there now?

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-03 15:48:03

    http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation /2015/01/03/49-magnitude-earthquake-rattle s-idaho/21231421/

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    Yay! I won the score prediction contest. :D

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-02 22:13:37

    Hopefully there will be some more competitors in the next game.

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    I have a hunch the Beatles may have tried drugs. I'm not certain though.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-02 01:05:54

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    16 teams. So simple. A no brainer.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-01 21:14:21

    I always hear 2 arguments from the "expert" talking heads and sportswriters.

    1) "It's too many games and takes too much time away from the student-athletes." BS The FCS does it with 24 teams and they don't even make much money. So that gets point one out of the way.

    2)"It will never happen because it would completely blow up the existing bowl system." Again I say BS. Here's how you do it:

    OK, 16 teams would mean 4 weeks of games.

    Week 4- Title game

    Have cities bid for it years in advance like the Super Bowl. Done deal. Cash cow.

    Weeks 2 & 3- Quarters and semis

    Rotate between the six biggest bowls. Once every 3 years each of those bowls is a semifinal. The other 2 years they're a quarterfinal. Cash cow.

    Week 1-opening round

    Have the next 8 biggest bowls be the opening round. You don't think the Holiday or Alamo Bowls would be much bigger if they were the opening round of the playoffs?

    Or

    Have 3 or 4 of the opening round games in different cities every year just like the NCAA Basketball Regionals. Cities like Seattle, KC, Minny, Indy, etc could host opening games on a fairly regular basis.

    Or, you could have 8 of the playoff teams host an opening round game.

    I dunno. It makes sense to me but maybe there's some glaring complication that I'm overlooking.

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    So do we root for Mizzou to keep the Gophers from leapfrogging us or do we root for the Gophers in hopes we can jump over Missouri?

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-01 12:13:13

    Disregard. The answer just came to me as if from on high. SCREW THE SEC! Besides, I'm still pissed at Pinkle for his final 2008 coaches ballot.

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    SEC! SEC! SEC! SEC!

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-12-31 20:57:11

    The Securities and Exchange Commission is getting some real, um, EXPOSORE today. LOL

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    I can't argue with this way too early 2015 top 25. I hope they're right about #13.Edit: Note that the PAC 12 South makes up 1/3 of the top 15!

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-12-31 11:26:26

    http://nationalchamps.net/2015/earlybird/ index.htm

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    Let's have a fan drawing for OC. Everybody gets one drive. If we score on that drive they stay on for subsequent drives until we fail to score. Then we call out another seat number for the next fan.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-12-27 10:54:08

    "Everybody go long."

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    Not a bad weekend for Utes in the NFL.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-12-23 15:57:05

    http://www.ksl.com/?nid=294&sid=32855071& title=weddle-leads-nfl-locals-in-week-16-o f-nfl-season

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    Top 10 Most Recently Posted Messages:

    Aw screw it. Let's just shrug it off and stomp USC. We'll feel better then.
    (1 day ago, 11 stars)

    We won't play like we played tonight often if ever again. If we do we'll finish way below 3rd.
    (1 day ago, 0 stars)

    Outside of Tempe anyway.
    (1 day ago, 0 stars)

    Is this the 2011-2012 season?
    (1 day ago, 0 stars)

    Yep. I don't know what's wrong with him tonight either.
    (1 day ago, 0 stars)

    I would get JL out of there. He's in outer space tonight.
    (1 day ago, 0 stars)

    Oh oh. This is getting away from us and we show no signs of putting in the type of effort needed for a comeback. We look dead in the water.
    (1 day ago, 1 stars)

    *quicky scribbles down "Bruins cheerleaders" on my to do list*
    (1 day ago, 2 stars)

    He has looked that way often since he's been here. Don't get me wrong. He's very good at times. Too often he looks like he's in a fog though.
    (1 day ago, 0 stars)

    Fair enough.
    (1 day ago, 0 stars)

    Hmmmm. Zoob troll or Ute pseudo-troll?
    (1 day ago, 0 stars)

    Not really. If an OC or DC was named I'm sure we'd all have been buzzing, whining, arguing, complaining, debating, bragging, etc. all day long.
    (1 day ago, 0 stars)

    They are. That won't stop us from making fun of them as long as they're still around.
    (1 day ago, 1 stars)

    Damian Lillard snubbed for the All Star Game. Who picked the subs? A panel of DNews, KSL and 1280 "journalists"?
    (1 day ago, 0 stars)

    ESPNNews for now.
    (1 day ago, 0 stars)

    Well, I figured everyone knew it was 2009. C'mon, what are we? A bunch of drunks?
    (1 day ago, 1 stars)

    Not nearly as often as I'd like.
    (1 day ago, 1 stars)

    January 34th
    (1 day ago, 0 stars)

    Yep.I believe so.
    (1 day ago, 0 stars)

    So, bottom line after reading through this thread, byu still sucks right?
    (1 day ago, 1 stars)

    I got the day right. That's a start isn't it? At least I think the game is tonight. If not I will have a stroke shortly.
    (1 day ago, 0 stars)

    Was it a major bowl then like it is now? Honest question. I wasn't following it back then.
    (1 day ago, 0 stars)

    Oh yeah. KSU wasn't it? Wasn't it also the Cotton Bowl where they got blown out by aTm? I'd have to look it up.
    (1 day ago, 0 stars)

    That's too complicated for me.
    (1 day ago, 0 stars)

    Men have been messing with their balls for thousands of years. TMI?
    (1 day ago, 2 stars)

    The board speaks and you obey! It made me eat a raw stick of butter a few years ago. Well, sforky did but he's part of the board so there it is.
    (1 day ago, 0 stars)

    ....and I didn't get my pick in on time. Well, here it is, Utah 65 UCLA 54
    (1 day ago, 0 stars)

    I just realized it's still 2 hours to tip-off. Doh!
    (1 day ago, 5 stars)

    That's a nice looking image..and I don't even "partake". :D
    (1 day ago, 1 stars)

    I'm well aware of that unfortunately. Having said that, the only "BCS busters" who proved they deserve to be there are Utah, TCU and Boise. We did it first and we were the first to do it a 2nd time.
    (1 day ago, 0 stars)

    TDS has never been in a major bowl that I recall. Maybe you could argue the Cotton Bowl. That didn't go so well.
    (1 day ago, 0 stars)

    OMG
    (1 day ago, 1 stars)

    ^^^^rebel!^^^^ ^^^^subversive!^^^^
    (1 day ago, 0 stars)

    I'm tempted to go down there and watch with a gigantic vat of unhealthily buttered popcorn.
    (1 day ago, 0 stars)

    Sorry. Corrected.
    (1 day ago, 0 stars)

    They will throw in the towel early when they start 0-4 but after they blow out Wagner and get a major (TIC) road win at SJSU they will start saying they are the best team in the country and "if only we could play those early teams we lost to right...
    (1 day ago, 0 stars)

    The original zoobs aren't even in the conversation with the potato zoobs. I'll give them this though. They've had teams that were obviously better than the Northern Illinois and Hawaii teams that busted the BCS.
    (1 day ago, 1 stars)

    My agent is working out the contracts, er, details. It's taking him awhile to find a disingenuous reporter to fabricate, or *cough* I mean relate the story.
    (1 day ago, 0 stars)

    Barney Rubble is my hero. He has one HOTTTTT wife! You go Barney!
    (1 day ago, 1 stars)

    Third largest college BB arena in the country? That's nothing. They are the FIRST largest arena in the country whose team is capable of losing a home game to Pepperdine.
    (1 day ago, 11 stars)

    Confession time. *humble sob* I don't really have a source. I, *sob*, made it all up. #Josh Shaw #Manti Teo At least it feels good to get my catharsis out of the way early.
    (1 day ago, 0 stars)

    I've got a SOLID source that says the Big Sky Conference will soon announce that they consider TDS a P5 opponent. Press conference shortly.
    (1 day ago, 8 stars)

    To my new blue star stalker. You didn't get them all. You could give me thousands if you put a little more effort into it! LMAO I have to give you props though. You got quite a few of them in a varied array of subjects. You can still do better though
    (1 day ago, 9 stars)

    Miller-face
    (2 days ago, 5 stars)

    We need a Ute basketball game. That will settle us all down.
    (2 days ago, 1 stars)

    Link
    (2 days ago, 0 stars)

    Yeah. Beat him to a pulp. That will lead him and others unto Christ. Where can I learn more?
    (2 days ago, 5 stars)

    I thought that was a fictional Key and Peele player. No?
    (2 days ago, 5 stars)

    I dunno but the top one disturbs and concerns me the most.
    (2 days ago, 2 stars)

    What a prick.
    (2 days ago, 6 stars)

    Giving a kid a ride to the airport is a violation? Wow. That is messed up in itself.
    (2 days ago, 1 stars)

    It worked for Jesse Pinkman.
    (2 days ago, 0 stars)

    This one won't end the same way as the tortoise and hare race though.
    (2 days ago, 0 stars)

    Most of those ripping you to shreds would have no problem whatsoever with a joke about the Popes hat. #hypocrisy
    (2 days ago, -2 stars)

    Page 3....as of now.
    (2 days ago, 0 stars)

    Maybe he meant prodigal. When he sees the error of his ways he will return and sign up. (TIC)
    (2 days ago, 0 stars)

    Yep. Everyone's different but if I were a highly desired recruit I'd go to every school that would have me (except TDS). I love travelling and seeing new places. If it were possible to visit 50 campuses across the country I'd do it.
    (2 days ago, 1 stars)

    A few years ago at a McCartney concert I stopped at the PETA booth to ask if they knew where I could get a burger. Too far? Probably but PETA goes way to far so I'm glad I said it. They looked pretty angry by the way.
    (2 days ago, 1 stars)

    Not a lightning rod. I've called people that too. It just seemed out of place in the context.
    (2 days ago, 0 stars)

    I must admit that I must be slow. I didn't even get what the picture was until I read the replies. It sailed right over my head.
    (2 days ago, 0 stars)

    Maybe it's just me but calling someone a "prick" doesn't seem like the Christian response when someone ridicules something you hold sacred.
    (2 days ago, 4 stars)

    I wouldn't go so far as to say he's an #@%hole to everyone else. He was an #@%hole to Crabtree but there was a history there. He was an #@%hole to Skip Bayless but hey, somebody had to do it.
    (2 days ago, 0 stars)

    I don't get why most of the anti-Seattle hate is directed at Sherman when Lynch is infinitely more hatable if you're inclined to hate Seattle. Great player but...
    (2 days ago, 1 stars)

    Flies in the face of logic too. He'd be lucky to get anyone with that approach.
    (2 days ago, 1 stars)

    I went over there earlier this morning and there was an ad in the right margin for Knob Creek Burbon.
    (2 days ago, 2 stars)

    There may be thousands of John Smiths but there is only one John "H-Man" Smith!
    (2 days ago, 0 stars)

    I believe Lady Ute started the whole shoulder thing. ;)
    (2 days ago, 0 stars)

    Yeah. There were about 5 real players in there. Props to all of them for having a sense of humor.
    (2 days ago, 0 stars)

    NSFW!!!
    (2 days ago, 15 stars)

    Tommy Shaw
    (2 days ago, 5 stars)

    Yes, in the MWC there may even be years where you could lose 3 games and still be the highest ranked G5 and get in the NY6. They blew it big time and it was clearly caused by us joining the PAC and I love every minute of it.
    (2 days ago, 7 stars)

    I can't think of a better target.
    (2 days ago, 0 stars)

    1948 is pretty risqué when surrounded by people stuck in 1848.
    (2 days ago, 6 stars)

    Well, he's only listed somewhere between 6 and 10 in most race for MVP lists. I guess they think he needs to be top 5 to avoid being called "struggling".
    (2 days ago, 0 stars)

    Sounds good. He'll fill in nicely until our 9th in 9 years arrives next winter.
    (3 days ago, 4 stars)

    I'd buy ANYTHING from her!
    (3 days ago, 0 stars)

    The first one wasn't the worst movie I've ever seen. It is almost certainly in the Top 5. Based on the 2/3 of it I suffered through before shutting it off. Who knows. Maybe the last third suddenly got good? I dunno.
    (3 days ago, 0 stars)

    Question 1 would be much more applicable to the Deseret News. Question 2 is just silly as there are probably more positive LDS articles in the SLTrib than any other major paper other than DNews. Question 3--it will be a shame if that happens.
    (3 days ago, 1 stars)

    Par for the course from the land where 10 > 54.
    (3 days ago, 2 stars)

    Fetch is the worst. For some reason I have an irrational aversion to that word being used in that manner. I think it goes back to some dick who used to play hoop at the Deseret Gym when I was a young'un who would scream that word every time something
    (3 days ago, 0 stars)

    Even better than the prestigious independent conference?
    (3 days ago, 2 stars)

    It's funny how they have to say hades instead of hell on that board yet they can say the "Yewts" suck or blow or screw us and things like that any time they want. What a bunch of pathetic hypocrites.
    (3 days ago, 1 stars)

    I figured out how to watch it last year. Don't watch ANY of the two week hype. Don't turn the game on until 5 minutes to kickoff. Take a break during commercials. Take a nice brisk walk during halftime. It worked.
    (3 days ago, 0 stars)

    When is his decommitment scheduled? Just kidding. Sort of.
    (4 days ago, 5 stars)

    They're saying once the brunt hits tonight it could be the worst recorded blizzard ever to hit NYC, not to mention Boston, Connecticutt, Jersey, etc.
    (4 days ago, 1 stars)

    Mustard is good.
    (4 days ago, 4 stars)

    This HAS to be somehow connected with his meeting with Mullet at City Creek. I'm afraid to ask the details.
    (4 days ago, 11 stars)

    Why pay? Everything on the pay sites is all over Twitter anyway.
    (4 days ago, 2 stars)

    Are those available with bacon and pineapple on them?
    (4 days ago, 4 stars)

    What do you mean? It's all unicorns and rainbows!
    (4 days ago, 1 stars)

    Meanwhile, in offensive coordinator news...
    (4 days ago, 4 stars)

    Game over (NSFW)
    (4 days ago, 1 stars)

    ...and we've got 10 recruits! Twenty if you include the decommits! :D
    (4 days ago, 2 stars)

    Wham t-shirts shouldn't come in any size. Get that bear a UFO shirt.
    (5 days ago, 0 stars)

    This got a couple of blue stars. Some people need to seriously recalibrate their TIC meters. Good Lord! LOL
    (5 days ago, 1 stars)

    Find Jeff Ament's email. He'll hook you up.
    (5 days ago, 2 stars)

    TMI
    (5 days ago, 4 stars)

    Well done good sir.
    (5 days ago, 4 stars)

    I just flipped over to the Pro Bowl for a few seconds. It's even worse now than back when it was somewhat normal.
    (5 days ago, 2 stars)

    Yep. Blowing out everyone who comes into the Hunty scares me because of it's unsustainablility. Losing to crap WCC teams in high school gyms would be much more sustainable.
    (5 days ago, 12 stars)

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    Poor guy. He already has a sprained face. (37 stars)
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    Zane Beadles has been added to the Pro Bowl roster. (37 stars)
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    Roscoe is hoping he leaves for a mission so he can poach him from the Bengals. (36 stars)
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    No other football team goes 13-0 in May as much as them. (32 stars)
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    Win. (31 stars)
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    Yes I am aware of that oh Great Board Oracle. The 5.5 was up at individual casinos, not the LVSC opener. (31 stars)
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    The Illuminati, the Bilderbergers, the CFR, the tri-lateral commission and the Knights of Malta are all USC fans so they ordered Kyle to cancel practice. (1254)
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    Future banner at the Marriott Center: "2011 Men's Final Four*... (1114)
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    I can't wait until "Fish" Smithson becomes a Ute! (1074)
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    Two painful questions UK fans don't want to be asked (899)
    2005-03-22 10:03:12

    I hate BYU. (886)
    2006-11-09 21:47:10

    Brian Johnson cut by New York Sentinels of the UFL. That's disappointing. I was hoping he could at least catch on at that level. (867)
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