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    Tacoma Ute  icon
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    How to throw $98 million down the toilet in one easy step.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-04-25 14:10:48

    Edit: I had to get rid of the other gif. It was way too busy and giving me a headache.


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    So I was sitting in the yard early this morning and thinking what a model couple my neighbors are. Nice people, cute beautiful kids. I was truly envious. Then I hear that she found out her hubby was cheating and that he had done it before when she...

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-04-23 19:50:39

    ...was pregnant with their beautiful little daughter. So sad.

    They had moved in and had all sorts of plans to beautify their yard together and share with their kids. I would have cut off a limb to be in their situation. I guess you never know what's going on behind closed doors. The pain in her eyes was tough to look at and the worst thing is the kids and what will happen when they find out.

    Humans suck sometimes.

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    When does the Jazz playoff series start?

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-04-21 18:44:51

    Just kidding but they finished the season so well it seems like they should be still playing. I can't wait for late Oct/early Nov.

    Of course I'm more excited about early September and Ute football. It's gonna be a fun fall/winter/spring.

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    I'm watching an old Fender Stratocaster tribute concert from about '04. Amy Winehouse was actually pretty good looking back then and was an amazing singer. Not much of a guitarist but she had some pipes.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-04-15 21:31:58

    Too bad that she let the drugs turn her into something out of a Tim Burton horror comedy and then inevitably killed her. She was definitely an amazing talent.

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    Jonathan Banks, er Mike Ehrmantraut is retiring as head athletic trainer for the Jazz after these last two games.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-04-13 19:27:55

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    Well, nobody is posting much today so I have to take this opportunity to say this. We need to destroy Colorado in FB this year. I'm sick and tired of us going to the wire with the PACs worst team or even losing. We need to blow them out like...

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-04-12 19:51:51

    ...everyone else does. They're getting a bit stronger and aren't going to be down forever.

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    Which Breaking Bad characters will eventually show up in Better Call Saul? Here's a good read on the subject. I agree with the author that it would be almost impossible not to have Gus Fring at some point.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-04-11 16:24:44

    http://www.digitalspy.com/tv/s247/better- call-saul/feature/a639205/which-breaking- b ad-characters-will-appear-in-better-call- s aul.html#~p9AKmov9qAaqqD

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    These Bad Lip Reading videos never get old.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-04-09 14:20:46



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    Two days later after watching it again I still feel the same. Episode 10 of Better Call Saul was a major clunker in an otherwise great series.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-04-08 19:49:19

    I get the point of the bingo scene and the Chicago scenes with Marco but they were waaaaaay too long, poorly written and poorly executed. The scam montage was unbearable. It's as if it was made by a new set of writers and directors. I'm confident that Vince Gilligan and co. will get the show back on track though. Overall it's a great series.

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    I thought we were supposed to have the most QB depth we've ever had now. Reading this site it sounds like we don't have a single guy who can even play the position. Wha happened?

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-04-02 20:09:11

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    I can't put a poll up because there aren't enough votes on the current poll so just a quick board question. How many games do we win in the regular season next year?

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-04-02 18:50:41

    I'll go with 9-3 with losses to Organ, USC and one of either UW or Arizona. I could easily see 7-5 though.

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    Early line: Utes -6 vs Michigan. Nine to 1 to win the PAC but 4 south teams have better odds.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-04-01 14:43:09

    http://www.foxsports.com/college-football /outkick-the-coverage/2015-college-footbal l-gambling-odds-are-out-021215

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    Shame on me for not discovering the greatness of Lucinda Williams until recently.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-25 21:51:06

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    Oh darn.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-25 21:23:48

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    I hate to toot my own horn but my bracket is in the top 7,700,000 in the ESPN contest.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-23 14:19:17

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    The zoobs are all wetting themselves because the SEC announced they will consider them P5 for scheduling purposes. The SEC would probably love to consider FCS teams P5.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-19 14:03:36

    All this means is that the SEC wants more credit for body bag games.

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    OK kids, this is why you don't steal.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-18 19:23:13




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    Robert Plant to play The Depot!

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-16 16:18:51

    http://www.sltrib.com/blogs/cricket/22983 17-155/get-the-led-out-robert-plant

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    Vegas Insider has us as the 13th best odds to win it all. K entucky even money.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-15 19:51:59

    http://www.vegasinsider.com/college-baske tball/odds/futures/

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    Utes only favored by 6. Give the points even if the line doubles.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-15 18:41:50

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/betting-o dds/ncaa-basketball/

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    New poll up on Thursday's game.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-15 17:17:03

    http://www.utefans.net/polls.php?action=V iew&pollid=1948

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    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-14 10:33:01

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    My dumb ass was on the PAC12 Network for the first 5 minutes wondering what was taking so long for the game to start.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-13 22:06:15

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    Rudy Gobert is the greatest player in the history of basketball. Anyone who disagrees, meet me at the corner of 25th and Lincoln in 10 minutes and we'll settle this.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-12 20:59:57

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    What will the "who are the Jazz" people say when they finish the season 22-0, grab the 8th seed and run the table throughout the playoffs?

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-12 18:52:20

    Well, they'll still probably say "who are the Jazz?" But the joke will be on them.

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    Ndamukong Suh is now a Miami Dolphin.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-09 13:39:52

    I don't care how good he can play. I wouldn't want that shitbag on any team I root for.

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    Thank God it's Monday! Episode 6 tonight!

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-09 09:16:49

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    No one should lose to a NW team whose fans call them the "Dawgs" in any sport.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-07 18:36:23

    "Dawgs" makes sense in Georgia In reference to the southern drawl. It makes ZERO sense in Seattle.

    Yes, it's my adopted hometown but for ONCE could those provincial putzes come up with a sports slogan that they didn't steal from someone else.

    #refusetolose #12thman

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    There's still time left (probably not for long though) to make your picks for tonight's blowout.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-05 10:03:54

    http://www.utefans.net/predictions.php?ga meid=1263&disp_sport=Basketball

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    Can't wait for the UPS truck to roll up Thursday. More exotic plants!

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-03 21:58:19

    mahonia aquifolia

    mahonia nervosa

    berberis julianae (Chinese barberry)

    cryptomeria japonica araucariodes (Bizarre Japanese Cedar)

    eucalyptus urnigera (Urn Gum)

    quercus chrysolepis (Canyon live oak--evergreen)

    illicium floridanum (purple anise)

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    They sure will if they play against our offense.
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    We. Need. A. New. Poll. Weeks. Ago.
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    We have one?
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    Tonga?
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    Yes, finger injury.
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    Fitts is gonna be a monster. There's a reason he had 20+ P5 offers.
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    How to throw $98 million down the toilet in one easy step.
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    Yet another awful throw followed by an awful drop of an easy interception. That was a pop fly floating there.
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    Not on that last throw.
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    Busch.
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    I want Travis to turn it up and become the best QB in the nation. I want Kate Walsh. I want it all. I want it now!
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    Natty Lite is good for a cheap beer. Keystone is undrinkable.
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    She says "hi".
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    I lean heavily towards 2004. I don't like feeling like the world is going to end at any moment.
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    Oh. OK. :D
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    He did? Then why did you red star my post?
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    We went 9-4 and finished in the Top 25.
    (1 day ago, 8 stars)

    ...and the fact that his predictions were spot on while his critics who called him a zoob missed badly with their ridiculous 3-9 picks, so there's that.
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    So I was sitting in the yard early this morning and thinking what a model couple my neighbors are. Nice people, cute beautiful kids. I was truly envious. Then I hear that she found out her hubby was cheating and that he had done it before when she...
    (2 days ago, 2 stars)

    Sometimes no matter what length you go to you still get away with it. Not only that you get celebrated as a hero and get a cushy ESPN gig.
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    My thoughts exactly. Maybe she'd look middle aged to an 8 year old.
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    Why not both? What've we got to lose?
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    ...and also supply advice on how to get out of rape/sexual assault Scot free.
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    OK
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    Actually they do not indicate otherwise. They are still aimed at those who worship Jimmer as the 2nd coming while virtually or completely ignoring Andre and Damian. I personally think he seems like a great guy. Zoobs and sympathizers won't catch that
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    The 2 am line is classic!
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    I don't think most of us have anything against Jimmer personally. I think he seems like a good kid. The posts about him are more directed to the TDS fans and those in the media who talk about him like he's the next Jordan.
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    Max Hall is from Idaho?
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    When does the Jazz playoff series start?
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    Damn near a 4 game streak. That 2002 game still ticks me off.
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    At least you were kind enough to airbrush it so he doesn't look as bad as he does in real life.
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    I think Harbaugh will leave RES as frustrated and pissed as he did whenever his Niners played in "The Clink".
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    Good Lord those people are insane.
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    He can't troll anyone who doesn't listen.
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    I've never heard the guy but from everything I hear and read about him he sounds like as big of a bonerhead as Monson.
    (4 days ago, 7 stars)

    I agree completely. I hope they remain forever in limbo as they are now. I don't want zoobs polluting our fan base the way they have the Jazz. Also, I want to continue to laugh at their delusions of relevance and claims of impending P5 invitations.
    (5 days ago, 2 stars)

    That was very cool and surprising given his aversion to doing interviews. The best thing is he was clearly sober and happy. The guy looked like walking death back in '04.
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    Damn. It was so peaceful in here and then my Politics category seems to have checked itself again.
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    Nothing he ever says is very bright. He's completely blinded by his allegiance to the MIP and is constitutionally incapable of view anything objectively with regard to us or them.
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    Trust me, it's better that way.
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    I agree. $#!+. Now what do we do? :D
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    That $#!+ straight up tight yo.
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    Bogut 12, 14, 5, 2, 2. Jimmer DNP-CD, yet again. Tell us again cougarboard lurkers, who is the BUST?
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    In this case the term would be "bench slap".
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    On top of the fact that they're not good enough to be P5.
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    Six one way, half dozen the other.
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    LMFAO. Riiiiiiight.
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    It pays to be ambidextrous.
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    Indeed. I like 2004 but that post had me scratching my head. I had to reread it a few times to make sure I was reading it correctly.
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    Not all of them, sadly.
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    Thanks, I was just about to switch to ESPN. That was a close one.
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    And even the 3rd of the original 3 took a bizarre nosedive into Saturday morning kiddie show territory at the end with the Ewok stuff.
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    I hadn't heard of her until your post. I googled the video. Wow. What an ugly hag. I don't mean physically. She looks good on the surface but what an unpleasant skank.
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    I would agree if George Lucas was making it. Thankfully he's not. Those prequels were godawful piles of Ewok $#!+.
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    Or "Where's this fetching rise we've been promised?"
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    The Rise Begins Here!
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    Not unless you act on your feelings after the rise begins.
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    A more appropriate slogan would be "let's see if we can win 4 or 5 games in addition to Wagner".
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    You have been on a roll this month good sir.
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    That comment would have been accurate many years ago. You must not have looked at the Jazz roster for several years.
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    I can't argue with that at all. If you don't like the rules go somewhere else.
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    No question. One in a million.
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    I doubt that that actually helped her voice, unless her goal was to eventually sound like Larry King.
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