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    I had a feeling the Jazz made a big mistake trading Jarnell Stokes right after drafting him. Guess who's #2 on the rookie of the year ladder.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-07-16 12:31:47

    http://www.nba.com/2014/news/07/15/rookie -ladder-after-day-5/index.html

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    Comcast customer service representative from hell. This is as bad as the AOL call that made the rounds 10 years ago.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-07-15 10:02:15

    http://www.wtop.com/1374/3662942/Man-reco rds-nightmarish-attempt-to-cancel-cable-Co mcast-apologizes

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    Does anyone know of any coast redwoods that are surviving here in northern Utah? (Not to be confused with giant sequoias which easily survive here)

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-07-13 11:32:14

    I found an old tribune article about one that lived for decades before it got killed from root damage when they redid the sewer. That is the only example I've found or heard of.

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    I questioned Gordon Haywire's toughness when he did nothing when Delonte West stuck his finger in his ear and pushed. I'm not saying he should have decked him and got suspended. He should have turned around and got in his face though.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-07-12 15:01:23

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko1kbwbIJd 4

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    The 90's weren't all bad.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-07-11 22:02:36

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    OK, here goes. Here's my way too early game by game picks.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-07-11 15:19:08

    Utes 62 ISU 3
    Utes 34 FSU 17
    Michigan 27 Utes 24
    Utes 48 WSU 35
    UCLA 34 Utes 20
    Utes 34 OSU 28
    Utes 27 USC 23
    Utes 27 ASU 24
    Organ 45 Utes 34
    Stanford 35 Utes 24
    Utes 31 Arizona 24
    Utes 31 Colorado 21

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    *48 days!

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-07-11 10:24:09

    *assuming you choose to count Idaho State as an actual game.

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    A little 70's hard rock for us oldies.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-07-10 20:28:58

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    Report: Lebron to return to Cavs

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-07-10 13:22:20

    http://t.basketball.realgm.com/realgm/#!/ entry/sheridan-lebron-to-sign-with-cavs-ma ke-announcement-on-his,53becbc2e56d0bb8536 35d99/1

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    It's hard to argue with this breakdown of Gordon Hayward that someone posted on Jazzfanz.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-07-09 12:28:49

    Struggled as Utah's go to scorer in the half court.

    18.2 pts. per 40 pace adjusted, 15th among small forwards that played 30+ minutes.

    45.3 2 pt. percentage, 24th among 29 small forwards that played 30+ minutes.

    Average 1st step.

    Struggles to turn the corner.

    Limited shake.

    Average finisher around the rim - 48.1%

    Solid athlete but lacks explosiveness around the rim.

    Doesn't handle contact all that well.

    In two of six years he shot poorly from the 3 pt. line. (2009 -29% and 2014 - 30

    Really struggled in catch and shot situations.

    Lacks the athleticism, strength and length to guard small forwards.

    Foot speed is average.

    Unable to bother jump shooters due to his short wing span. Below average wingspan - 6ft. 7 3/4in. Doesn't bother jump shooters is a major defensive liability.

    Has issues against quick wings. (Not great lateral speed)

    Gets taken advantage of by strong wings. (Unable to wall off and contain in the paint)

    OK with all the above who wants Hayward on a max contract?

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    If some of the quotes in the article are true he is really slamming Utah. Makes it sound like he wasn't a good enough person to go to TDS before but now that he's living right off the field he's worthy enough. If he really said those things....

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-07-07 19:15:03

    ...I'd say "see ya". I'd hate to see him have to share a locker room with heathens who have long hair or goatees.

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    ESPN has a poll asking which is each individual NFL team's most memorable play ever. Utes are involved in the winning response of three different teams.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-07-07 13:09:10


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    So Joan Rivers is under fire for joking that Michelle Obama is a tranny. Is that any worse than 30+ years of jokes that Barbara Bush is the Quaker Oats dude?

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-07-05 18:21:55

    For the record I've made both jokes. Either both are wrong or both are OK.

    In any event there are two indisputable truths. Barbara DOES look like the Quaker Oats dude and Michelle DOES look like a tranny.

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    PAC 12 title odds posted by Bovada.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-07-02 20:44:57

    Oregon: 6/5
    UCLA: 4/1
    Stanford: 5/1
    USC: 5/1
    Arizona State: 6/1
    Washington: 14/1
    Arizona: 25/1
    Washington State: 25/1
    Oregon State: 33/1
    Utah: 66/1
    California: 100/1
    Colorado: 100/1

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    Everyday greatness! *

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-07-01 21:39:39

    *until the season starts

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    Dream scenario.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-06-29 15:22:21

    Jazz take Nash off of LAs hands to help LA free salary and get a future 1st rounder from them. Nash either retires like he said he would and we eat his salary or he stays and mentors Burke and Exum.

    Jazz trade two of their future 1st rounders and a 2nd rounder + Marvin to Dallas for Tyson Chandler.

    Jazz open their wallet wide and give Chandler Parsons an offer he can't refuse.

    PF- Favors/Kanter/Evans
    SF- Parsons/Hood
    SG- Burks/Exum
    PG- Burke/Exum/(Nash?)/Neto

    OK, I'm sure people can point out 1,000 reasons why this could never happen but it's my daydream and Good Gravy Marie I'm gonna enjoy it!

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    Here's the updated post draft NBA futures per Vegas Insider. Please note, these odds will change dramatically after the Jazz sign Lebron for 4 years/$150 million.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-06-29 12:45:14

    Miami Heat 16/5
    San Antonio Spurs 6/1
    Oklahoma City Thunder 8/1
    Chicago Bulls 10/1
    Los Angeles Clippers 10/1
    Indiana Pacers 20/1
    Houston Rockets 22/1
    Golden State Warriors 25/1
    Washington Wizards 35/1
    New York Knicks 40/1
    Cleveland Cavaliers 40/1
    Portland Blazers 40/1
    Dallas Mavericks 45/1
    Brooklyn Nets 50/1
    Memphis Grizzlies 50/1
    New Orleans Pelicans 50/1
    Denver Nuggets 60/1
    Toronto Raptors 60/1
    Los Angeles Lakers 60/1
    Charlotte Hornets 70/1
    Atlanta Hawks 70/1
    Phoenix Suns 75/1
    Minnesota Timberwolves 75/1
    Boston Celtics 75/1
    Detroit Pistons 150/1
    Utah Jazz 150/1
    Sacramento Kings 150/1
    Orlando Magic 150/1
    Philadelphia 76ers 250/1
    Milwaukee Bucks 300/1

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    I know there are many Broncos fans on this board. You guys have moved ahead of Seattle in the SB odds, at least per this source.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-06-29 12:40:43

    http://www.vegasinsider.com/nfl/odds/futu res/

    Team Odds
    Denver Broncos 6/1
    Seattle Seahawks 13/2
    San Francisco 49ers 17/2
    New England Patriots 10/1
    Green Bay Packers 14/1
    New Orleans Saints 18/1
    Chicago Bears 25/1
    Indianapolis Colts 25/1
    Philadelphia Eagles 30/1
    Pittsburgh Steelers 32/1
    Cincinnati Bengals 32/1
    Detroit Lions 40/1
    Baltimore Ravens 40/1
    Carolina Panthers 40/1
    New York Giants 45/1
    Dallas Cowboys 48/1
    Arizona Cardinals 50/1
    San Diego Chargers 50/1
    Kansas City Chiefs 50/1
    St Louis Rams 50/1
    Atlanta Falcons 52/1
    Washington Redskins 55/1
    Houston Texans 60/1
    Miami Dolphins 65/1
    New York Jets 70/1
    Cleveland Browns 70/1
    Buffalo Bills 75/1
    Tampa Bay Buccanneers 75/1
    Tennessee Titans 90/1
    Minnesota Vikings 120/1
    Oakland Raiders 150/1
    Jacksonville Jaguars 250/1

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    Questions regarding the draft party at the ESA.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-06-25 19:42:17

    Do they have wifi for the public? (I have no idea)

    Do they serve food? (I'm sure they must)

    Do they serve beer? (I would think so if they like money)

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    Per ESPN Cleveland is seeking a last minute meeting and workout with Dante Exum. Would they really take him at #1 or are they thinking of taking him at #4 or #5 after a trade?

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-06-25 14:17:43

    No way on earth would I make any of the trades that are being rumored. Any trade involving Favors or Burks plus the #5 should be a non-starter.

    If they could package #23, a future first round and maybe Kanter I'd be all for it.

    If there's any truth to the rumor that LA is willing to part with the #7 and Nash (who it's assumed would then retire) to free up cap space I'd certainly talk to them and see what it would take. Some have said that LA doesn't give a rat's about that pick because they know they can get a proven star through free agency.

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    I think this may be the most interesting NBA draft ever. I've read some things from insiders that say that there are a couple teams in the top 3 who love Exum and Vonleh. I've also read that Orlando is really high on Smart.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-06-20 11:02:58

    Add Embiid's stress fracture to the mix and it really stirs things up. I realize rumors are rumors, and often smokescreens but if there's truth to any of that the results might be quite different then the consensus of the mocks.

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    Golden Nugget has released early lines for 200 football games. Four Utes games are listed. We are underdogs of 10 vs USC, 20 vs Oregon and 14 @Stanford. We are 2 point favorites against Arizona.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-06-16 13:02:21

    http://www.nationalfootballpost.com/Golde n-Nuggets-college-football-point-spreads-h ave-arrived.html

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    The optimists guide to going 9-3.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-06-16 09:36:44

    Obviously we must go 2-0 vs Idaho State and Fresno state.

    Win at The Big House.

    Sweep the four of our least toughest conference games (WSU, @OSU, UA, @CU). That gets us to 7 wins.

    Get 2 upsets out of the 5 really tough games.

    See. That simple! 9-3

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    I can't wait for this NFL season. I think there are 6 monster teams this year. SF, Denver, Seattle, GB, NE and NO. Any games between those should be epic. Philly and Cincy should be strong as well. Pittsburgh and Baltimore are always a threat to...

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-06-15 17:50:21

    ...step up. My surprise teams? Buffalo and Oakland. Yes, I said that. Send the men in white coats over immediately!

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    "Lester? Is this what you want?"......"Yes."

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-06-15 10:54:15

    "That's on you."

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    Interstellar travel within 100 years?

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-06-11 12:04:51

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/ar ticle-2655105/Engage-warp-drive-Nasa-revea ls-latest-designs-Star-Trek-style-spacecra ft-make-interstellar-travel-reality.html

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    Pretty damned good song I must say. Not exactly my preferred genre but tasty nonetheless.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-06-10 14:12:18

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    Whether you love or hate the band this was a pretty emotional moment for those who love freedom.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-06-10 13:37:54

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    Did somebody say Pink Floyd? (NSFW)

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-06-10 12:24:32

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    Note to everyone (INCLUDING MYSELF). Can we please keep the political discussions (re: bitchfests, arguments) in the politics category. I'm not calling out anyone because I am as guilty as anyone. That stuff is important but sometimes you need to....

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-06-10 09:35:52

    ...get away from that shit. I think people post some of this shit in the Miscellaneous category intentionally because they know half of us have the politics category unchecked.

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    Top 10 Most Recently Posted Messages:

    I think he's CalGolden. They have a lot in common. Make a post. Get utterly owned in a reply. Edit the post because he got his arse kicked.
    (0 days ago, 1 stars)

    I saw a listing of the over/under Vegas odds yesterday. Utah is at 4. I'd take the over in a heartbeat.
    (0 days ago, 2 stars)

    The Ogden media is almost as bad as the SLC media. Jim Burton writes more articles in the Ogden Standard Examiner about Jimmer than he does Lillard. I think he's a U grad too.
    (0 days ago, 1 stars)

    OSU will destroy them. No contest.
    (0 days ago, 1 stars)

    SLC media should be banned from the event. They are an embarrassment.
    (0 days ago, 3 stars)

    Which member of the local media idiots was it that asked a TDS question? I have an email to compose.
    (0 days ago, 0 stars)

    So if they beat Northwestern in week 1 it suddenly becomes 100% impossible for them to beat TDS in week 12?
    (0 days ago, 0 stars)

    Punch his lights out Hammer!
    (0 days ago, 8 stars)

    They really did that again? Whoever brought them up should be kicked out of the place and not allowed back.
    (0 days ago, 1 stars)

    The only thing I would change is the OSU road game. I'll say 4-8.
    (0 days ago, 0 stars)

    I've eaten at McGraths once. Layton. Prolly six years ago. Wasn't bad but it wasn't good enough to make me be determined to go there again.
    (1 day ago, 2 stars)

    At 6-6 with our schedule and 5-4 in the PAC, we are going to a bowl game, period.
    (1 day ago, 3 stars)

    11-1 is even shinier but I don't want to go back to the MWC.
    (1 day ago, 1 stars)

    He looks tough but Travis would tear him apart.
    (1 day ago, 0 stars)

    I agree with that. it was a helluva play though. My heart as in my throat. What a game that was!
    (1 day ago, 1 stars)

    Yes but Roman didn't fare so well as head coach of the Raleigh-Durham Skyhawks. :D
    (1 day ago, 0 stars)

    Jazzfanz is probably bugging as well. They've had more threads about that draft bust than most of our actual team members, except for Hayward. They still worship him because he's white though. I hate that board.
    (1 day ago, 0 stars)

    The poll has absolutely nothing to do with a season prediction. It's asking which you would prefer out of two hypothetical outcomes.
    (1 day ago, 1 stars)

    I like Thomas too. He just fell victim to the numbers game.
    (1 day ago, 1 stars)

    If I were a DB and Travis made it into the secondary and was running my way I would get as far out of the way as I could and as fast as I could. He's a brick. A BIG brick.
    (1 day ago, 2 stars)

    I believe that makes 10 2nd round picks in the next 4 years. Hey, why not? If they don't package some of them in a trade bring 'em all in and see what they do in summer league. There's always gems that come out of the 2nd. This increased our...
    (1 day ago, 0 stars)

    The poll results are disheartening. It should be 100% voting for a winning conference record. We have got to break through at least to that point in conference. Hell, I'd almost trade an Idaho State loss to have a winning PAC 12 record. Go Utes!
    (1 day ago, 0 stars)

    Jazz trading JL3, Erik Murphy and Malcolm Thomas to Cleveland for Carrick Felix, future 2nd rounder and $1M.
    (1 day ago, 1 stars)

    Yes it was. Thursday night game. We may have won if that wasn't called back but it was, and we lost. I'm not gonna go zoob and say otherwise. When we lose we lose. That's life.
    (1 day ago, 1 stars)

    I've already made one in my backyard out of clay, mud and concrete mix. It's right next to my baobab tree.
    (1 day ago, 2 stars)

    If that's the case it will change quickly at the end of August.
    (1 day ago, 1 stars)

    I remember when I first moved to the Seattle area in 1992 and everyone would rave about Calabro. I'd get all defensive because of Hot Rod Hundley. They were right though. Calabro is awesome.
    (1 day ago, 0 stars)

    Oh wait, they provide food for bats. Where can I buy me 1,000 bats on short notice?
    (2 days ago, 1 stars)

    Skulked. There's a word we don't hear often enough. Could you please work that into more of your posts. All of them if possible. Thanks in advance.
    (2 days ago, 0 stars)

    I hate mosquito bites. I hate mosquitos. As much as I love nature and flora and fauna of all sorts, I wish to commit mass genocide against the entire mosquito race. Do they actually serve any good purpose or are they just here to make us miserable?
    (2 days ago, 3 stars)

    Red star and no I wasn't trolling. I wouldn't at all mind being dead wrong in my assumption though.
    (2 days ago, 1 stars)

    I remember when Rome said he came on his show and he was sullen and wouldn't talk to any of the crew or receptionists or anything. Then as soon as the on-air light went on he gave a normal cordial interview. Then as soon as it was over he wouldn't...
    (2 days ago, 1 stars)

    ^^^^firm grasp of basic math^^^^ :D
    (2 days ago, 1 stars)

    I met Kareem when I was 17 or 18. He was an aloof ass. Maybe he was just in a mood that night.
    (2 days ago, 0 stars)

    I hope you're right. I'm still in the glow of PAC-mas. Yes it's been bumpy and sure I whine about some of the losses but I wouldn't trade it for any undefeated seasons in a 2nd tier conference.
    (2 days ago, 1 stars)

    Exactly. It's literally a dream come true and I've been having the dream for 20 years or more. Sure I want to win but that will come. If not next year then soon.
    (2 days ago, 2 stars)

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    No, I'm starting to think that there are those leaning that way. Not me. If we had a couple 1-11 seasons I still wouldn't want to go back.
    (2 days ago, 0 stars)

    Best. Gif. Ever..
    (2 days ago, 2 stars)

    I'm starting to think many would almost rather go back to the MWC and win 8 or more games every year against scrubs and go to a crap bowl every year. :(
    (2 days ago, -3 stars)

    Hang in there Tagzz. I'm sorry you are going through all of this.
    (2 days ago, 2 stars)

    The poll is in no way a prediction. It just puts two scenarios out there and asks which you would prefer. It in no way presupposes we are going to win that many games. I think it was a fun question to debate but what do I know.
    (2 days ago, 0 stars)

    I'd take that but those first 3 weeks would be pure agony. Also, I ran it through Wolfram Alpha and confirmed that it is 100% physically impossible to lose to Idaho State.
    (2 days ago, 1 stars)

    You're obsessing about boobs? We have a lot in common!
    (2 days ago, 0 stars)

    I have a better idea. Let's go 9-3 and 6-3. :D
    (2 days ago, 5 stars)

    Yes, if we only beat those 4 opponents you listed would make it look like we can only play with the bottom half of the conference. Everyone could say that we lose every time we play anybody good, just like the TDS.
    (2 days ago, 1 stars)

    Normally I would agree with that but given how poorly we've done in conference play I went with 5-4 in this instance. It just won't feel like we've arrived in the PAC until we finally have a winning conference record.
    (2 days ago, 2 stars)

    Yep, including the BYU game because they beat themselves every year.
    (2 days ago, 0 stars)

    Yep, no bowl game but #116 is absurdly low for them. They'd probably smoke most of the 30 or so teams they have ranked ahead of them.
    (2 days ago, 1 stars)

    Very true, and when they did play strong opponents last year it wasn't pretty.
    (2 days ago, 0 stars)

    Somebody really hates the USFL. I wonder if he'd consider joining the discussion instead of blue starring and running and only posting once every 300 to 1000 days.
    (3 days ago, 1 stars)

    Except kudzu pills supposedly help people stop drinking. Zoobs are enough to make anyone need a drink.
    (3 days ago, 2 stars)

    That could be scary. They're insufferable enough sober.
    (3 days ago, 5 stars)

    Logan is too far for them to drive. They'd probably just go to RES in 10 year old Quest For Perfection or Fully Invested t-shirts. Suddenly I don't feel well. I better go lie down.
    (3 days ago, 0 stars)

    They're wasting their money. Fake ones don't cut it. Small real ones are better than large fake ones. Large real ones are nirvana.
    (3 days ago, 1 stars)

    Unless the zoobs all switched to us. Crikey! There's always a catch.
    (3 days ago, 1 stars)

    You don't think fan support will dwindle in the fall for them if they officially become a lower division? And what is the MLB? It rings a bell but I can't quite place it.
    (3 days ago, 4 stars)

    Let them drop it then. Good riddance. Of course the zoobs would still say "if we had a team it would be better than the Utes."
    (3 days ago, 3 stars)

    Idiot? Or maybe a genius. Those programs might actually avoid dying if they did that. There's a huge demand for football and the arena league no-defense basketball version sure doesn't satisfy it. They wouldn't have any competition from the P5...
    (3 days ago, 2 stars)

    If that's him in that gif I've never seen I guy look quite like that. Not even in a lame 80's hair band.
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    I loved the USFL. That was 3 years of heaven. High quality football year round. That'll never happen again though. They'll never come up with enough billionaires to put that good of an alternative league together unless the NFL does it themselves.
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    If they moved to spring then they'd start winning fall championships.
    (3 days ago, 5 stars)

    She can flog me any time!
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    I think both the coaches and media will have us 5th in the South and some will vote us 6th. I'm gonna say 3rd and I would certainly take that this year.
    (3 days ago, 0 stars)

    Pinus bungeana, commonly known as lacebark pine, is prized for its colorful exfoliating bark.
    (3 days ago, 1 stars)

    Gameday will be there for Central Eastern Savannah State Tech.
    (3 days ago, 3 stars)

    I could easily see one of them saying that in seriousness. It's not any more delusional than a lot of the other BS they spew.
    (3 days ago, 4 stars)

    I'll have to watch 36 Hours soon. It's on the DVR but I haven't got around to it yet.
    (3 days ago, 0 stars)

    ...and his alter ego duckgrad too!
    (3 days ago, 4 stars)

    The WNBA is still around?
    (3 days ago, 0 stars)

    Obama moderate? Thanks. I needed a laugh.
    (4 days ago, 1 stars)

    Texas shouldn't be on there. Even hot babes can't make those colors look good. Don't give me the old Tampa Bay creamsicle argument. They aren't even close to as bad as Texas' colors. Worst ever in any sport hands down.
    (4 days ago, 0 stars)

    You could probably swap the 57 & 34 but yes. Point taken.
    (4 days ago, 1 stars)

    Life must be blissful for you then!
    (4 days ago, 1 stars)

    *poof* damned iPad!
    (4 days ago, 0 stars)

    Stevens. Wasn't that the black QB that nearly pulled off a miracle comeback at WSU? I think it was like 44-40 or something. Man I'm old!
    (4 days ago, 0 stars)

    Cool. I don't know what that has to do with new uniforms, Chad Sexington, TDS, account deletion requests or Harvey Langi though.
    (4 days ago, 1 stars)

    You just converted me? Where do I sign up? Can I still drink beer as long as no one is watching? If not I'm goin' to the Unitarians.
    (4 days ago, 3 stars)

    I dunno. Don't they say "ignorance is bliss?"
    (4 days ago, 0 stars)

    I believe the Idaho State game is in 40 days, not 41. Its on a Thursday and this is Saturday so it has to be 40.
    (4 days ago, 0 stars)

    I believe he hit about 3 three pointers in one of the games in the Portland series that broke the game open.
    (4 days ago, 0 stars)

    Bobby Hansen's Hall of Fame snub, criminal or just an oversight?
    (5 days ago, 3 stars)

    You get 2 posts a day and that's all you can come up with? GROW A PAIR AND ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTION.
    (5 days ago, 1 stars)

    ....and somehow they lead by 4 at the half.
    (5 days ago, 0 stars)

    I would have jumped off a bridge.
    (5 days ago, 1 stars)

    Jazz 1 of 19, 4 points in first quarter. Maybe we should have signed Jimmer after all.
    (5 days ago, 0 stars)

    Agreed. It would rip the team apart and the ESA would be full of Jimmer-worshipping zoobs booing the players who deserve minutes and demanding more time for a kid who is a 12th man at best.
    (5 days ago, 0 stars)

    I believe you but I still don't think we should have gone to war.
    (5 days ago, 0 stars)

    It depends on the day.
    (5 days ago, 0 stars)

    He knows. It was just a shot at the Madrassa in Provo. Every recruit they lose they say "we didn't want him anyway" or they accuse him of character issues, legal issues, scholastic issues, etc.
    (5 days ago, 2 stars)

    Wait, they aren't doing so bad. They have a new coach with funny hair who looks kinda scary, a draft pick who talks like the Crocodile Hunter, a PG who instagrams pics of his marijuana leaf socks, and almost no white guys. I think they are heading...
    (5 days ago, 0 stars)

    Don't worry about reposting. I have templates of about 25 or 30 posts that I just cycle through and regurgitate. I haven't composed an actual new thought in about 8 years.
    (5 days ago, 2 stars)

    Yep. Don't get me started on my "PAC 12 bump" rant again or the whole board will log off.
    (5 days ago, 0 stars)

    Sad but true. Oh wait, but Jimmer is a "local kid". From that SLC suburb in upstate NY.
    (5 days ago, 1 stars)

    Meanwhile Andre is in the top 10 all time of assists and Damian is a budding superstar but KSL barely acknowledges their existence.
    (5 days ago, 3 stars)

    In a few months they'll all be bitching and moaning and calling Monty Williams racist and a religious bigot because Jimmer's ass is firmly parked at the end of the bench.
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