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    Tacoma Ute  icon
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    So when does the PAC get back in the playoff?

    by Tacoma Ute
    2016-01-27 11:53:15

    I've looked at many "way too early" rankings and the highest I've seen a PAC 12 team is #7 and a couple of them didn't have a PAC team in the top 10.

    I realize they're called "way too early" for a reason but I'm kind of afraid that the PAC will cannibalize itself too often and get left out more often than not. (Until the playoffs expand)

    What say the board?

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    Ugh. That Metal Show is no more unless another network picks it up. AXS I'm looking at you. Otherwise no more Eddie, Don,Jim and of course Jennifer with the hottest walk on TV.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2016-01-19 18:43:26

    http://eddietrunk.com/119-an-important-me ssage-to-the-fans-of-that-metal-show/

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    I always root for Utes in the NFL but I don't let it effect which teams I root for. Alex is the exception. With all the garbage he's had to put up with I'm pulling for the Chiefs as if they were my favorite team.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2016-01-16 13:44:06

    He's put up with the boos and "we want Carr" chants from the whiner fans. The inexcusable benching and being replaced by the preening bicep kissing peacock, sportswriters saying Kaep led them to two straight NFC title games even though the first one was ALL Alex, sportscasters constantly acting like he is a liability, not an asset to KC.

    I want Alex to win this one so bad. Not just win it but be the main reason they won it. I don't think they will. I think NE wins comfortably but I so want to be dead wrong.

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    So WTF happened today? I've been away from the board and it appears something bad happened to the PDS. I can't figure out what it is from the posts though.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2016-01-13 18:04:13

    Surely it can't be anything about them not getting an invite from the Big 12 because anyone with half a brain knew they weren't getting in. What happened today?

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    If they were smart they would try and act big time and shrug their shoulders and say "meh, their loss". They know this but their anger is so great that they can't help themselves.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2016-01-07 09:57:40

    Everyone from the AD, the coach, their fawning media to the thousands of dimwits on zoobyboard are screaming in unison "we desperately need Utah and they don't need us at all. They big-timed us and it hurts so bad we can't stand it."

    Please keep up the whining, bitching and gnashing of teeth zoob nation. Please continue exposing yourselves as irrelevant, whiny, hypocritical pussies.

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    It's a conspiracy!

    by Tacoma Ute
    2016-01-06 17:32:31

    http://www.cougarboard.com/board/message. html?id=15250553

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    My predictions for next week's AFC Wild Card games. I hope I get them both wrong.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2016-01-03 18:09:15

    Pittsburgh 34 Cincinnati 21

    Houston 23 KC 20

    While I'm at it I might as well pick the whole AFC playoffs.

    Divisional playoffs:

    Pittsburgh 35 Denver 24
    New England 38 Houston 10

    AFC Championship
    New England 31 Pittsburgh 21

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    Go Houston! I hate the SEC.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-12-31 10:09:47

    Yes, I know FSU is not in the SEC. They just seem like they are.

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    All this talk about old zoob basketball teams got me wondering how I would rank the 10 zoobs I loathe the most.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-12-29 14:37:28

    Frank Arnold and Greg Kite easily top the list. Hard to believe that as annoying as Ainge is he was only the 3rd worst on that team.

    On second thought I'm not going to do a top 10. It's giving me a headache.

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    It's really hitting me that Gionni Paul isn't going to be here anymore. One of my favorite players ever. Can't we change his name and claim that's he's some new freshman?

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-12-28 14:19:47

    Hopefully he goes to a team I like on Sundays. I'll root for him no matter what even if he has a *gasp* star on his helmet.

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    Very puzzling. It would take all of 3 seconds for those who don't like AA to ignore him. So easy. Yet people take the time and effort to make post after post...

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-12-22 11:37:27

    ...telling him how awful he is, asking him to stop posting, asking for him to be banned, etc. To each his own. I'm just trying to understand, that's all.

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    I don't always root for the Steelers, but when I do, it's usually against Denver or Dallas.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-12-20 17:04:32

    This is kinda fun.

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    There's a lot of talk that Odell Beckham Jr. will get suspended for his antics today (punches thrown, 3 PFs, etc.). What surprises me is that Tom Coughlin tolerates it.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-12-20 15:39:58

    I realize Coughlin has mellowed considerably from his past ultra-disciplinarian days but I'm surprised he allows this nonsense. Perhaps he's desperate because he fears for his job.

    At any rate I love the fact that Beckham went on a 5 minute strutting peacock-fest after tying the game. It only made him look like a bigger buffoon when the Panthers cut their hearts out a minute later.

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    Hey 480, please convince me that your Cards will come through for me today.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-12-20 10:58:23

    They're rightly favored but I'm a little nervous that they don't know really have much to play for. They seem pretty locked into the 2 seed. They aren't going to catch Carolina and they aren't likely to slip to 3rd.

    I don't know what to make of Philly. For 2 weeks they were the worst team in football. Then they follow that up by winning in NE.

    I'll go with Cards 27 Iggles 20 but I'm a bit nervous.

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    Cris Carter talked like KC has no chance at anything but the wild card. Someone should tell him that KC will most likely be within 1 game today and they hold the tiebreakers. They also have a schedule that will allow them to win out if they don't...

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-12-20 09:55:04

    ...have a WTF game.

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    You know what would have been more interesting? If they had outscored us 28-0 in the first 50 minutes and we had out scored them 35-0 in the final 10.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-12-19 21:35:34

    Of course we'd all have had strokes, heart attacks or strangled each other before the comeback.

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    If the game were completely reversed and byu won exactly the same way we did, almost everyone on here, including me, would be saying what a fluky loss it was and how we were clearly the better team.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-12-19 18:41:45

    That is why I have to admit it when the reverse happens. It pisses me off because I absolutely loathe that team but I have to be consistent.

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    Apparently the line has jumped to 6 1/2 at 3 different books but is still 2 1/2 or 3 everywhere else. WTF?

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-12-19 13:10:59

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/betting-o dds/college-football/

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    Well, since the prediction contest has been abandoned let's do a prediction thread.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-12-19 12:39:10

    This is not going to be popular and I'll probably get blue stars stacked to the heavens.

    I don't think the better team will win. This is the biggest game byu-p has played in for many, many years. To the Utes it's a big kick in the junk.

    byu-p wins something like 35-9 in a devastating program-shaking blowout that will sting for a couple decades.

    This is not reverse psychology or an attemp at a reverse jinx. It is my gut feeling. Oh God how I hope I'm wrong!

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    Only one of 7 USA Today writers pick us to lose. Perhaps that's a good sign because she has a few strange picks if you scroll down.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-12-18 11:42:02

    http://sportswire.usatoday.com/2015/12/17 /college-football-bowl-games-picks-usa-tod ay-sports/

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    What are the Vegas odds on where the most fights will be? On the field or in and around the stadium?

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-12-18 10:00:17

    I hope neither but I have a feeling things could get pretty crazy.

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    Noah Hawley should hire Vince Gilligan to write the final episodes of his show. Both seasons of Fargo were brilliant but the final episodes were both rather unsatisfying.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-12-14 23:16:07

    He looks awesome driving down the field but sputters in the red zone and ends up settling for a FG.

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    Don't look now but Alex and the Chiefs have a decent chance to win the division. The Chiefs have a fairly easy schedule and could easily win the next 3. The Donkos have to go to Pittsburgh and then get Cincy at home.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-12-13 17:27:05

    Hopefully Dalton will be back for that game. If Denever and KC end up tied at 11-5 KC wins based on division record.

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    So can we count unintentional comedies in our comedy lists?

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-12-12 09:53:01

    If so I nominate any of the works of Edward D Wood. Plan 9 from Outer Space, Bride of the Gorilla, Glen or Glenda, Orgy of the Dead, etc.

    What makes them so funny is that the director took them so serious. He thought he was Orson Wells or Ingmar Bergman. The man in the angora sweaters was the epitome of "so bad it's good".

    I believe most of his esteemed works are public domain so you can experience their magnificence on the Internet or various Roku channels, etc.

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    Aw screw it. I'll watch the #%!@in' thing. Go Utes! Slaughter those nut punching pricks!

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-12-08 18:48:41

    Besides, i need something to make me feel life is worth living after last nights abomination.

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    #%!@!

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-12-07 21:48:24

    Oh well. Time to watch Fargo.

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    December 19th should be a pretty entertaining sports day.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-12-07 12:11:02

    Utes vs Duke at 10

    New Mexico Bowl at noon (go Loobs!)

    Then we can switch to the FCS semis

    Not a bad line up

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    Go 6-6--go to the Veg against an average G5 or equivalent. Go 10-2 and lose in the CCG--go to the Veg against an average G5 or equivalent. That is our lot.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-12-06 16:20:05

    Just when I thought we had left the MWC.

    Biggest nut punch in my 45 years as a sports fan. The fact that I knew it was coming for 2 weeks doesn't help any.

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    If Dr. Hill had made it clear to the Vegas that we would not accept an offer we would have certainly gotten another bowl offer. Probably the Cactus. By accepting the Veg we sent a clear message that no matter how well we do, if we don't win the...

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-12-06 15:12:24

    ...PAC we will gladly bend over and take the lowest bowl against a G5 and smile while we are doing it. This just gives more ammunition to those who call it the PAC 10+2. We clearly are being treated like a de facto MWC team.

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    Bringing people unto Christ, one fist at a time.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-12-03 10:29:08

    If anyone wonders why I will never, ever even remotely look into joining that faith look no further than the thug byu players and coaches and their arrogant hypocritical fans. They are exhibit A anti-missionary tools. Such fine young men.

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    Top 10 Most Recently Posted Messages:

    You've fallen prey to this nonsense too AAU? byu-p is NOT getting in the Big 12, ever, luck or otherwise.
    (1 day ago, 2 stars)

    No but it doesn't matter what we hope. They aren't gettin into the Big 12. I don't understand why this keeps coming up anywhere than Cougarboard, ksl or the dnews. It's a waste of thought.
    (1 day ago, 3 stars)

    Edit: wait a minute. I just reread your post. A D1 kid is going to have a 20% chance at an in game half court shot. I'm not sure I'd even give Steph Curry those odds. Even if you assume those odds, stay the hell away from the shooter. Sure, wave....
    (1 day ago, 1 stars)

    I hope the sinkhole just swallows byu-p's side. I wanna keep playing USC.
    (1 day ago, 0 stars)

    No, only a complete moron would rip him for not defending a half court shot. No one should ever defend a half court shot.
    (1 day ago, 2 stars)

    *collapses in hands on table and begins deeply sobbing*
    (2 days ago, 0 stars)

    He's not.........oh never mind....
    (2 days ago, 1 stars)

    Seriously, what happened. Your posts were great satire when you started. Sometimes laugh out loud funny. Are you a new guy who was given the username and password or did the original guy just get REALLY lazy?
    (2 days ago, 1 stars)

    At this rate there won't be any musicians that I admire and grew up on left.
    (2 days ago, 0 stars)

    You used to be such a great pseudo-troll. You really were funny. What happened?
    (2 days ago, 5 stars)

    The most petty, bitter butt-hurt fans in the world. They reinforce that fact every day lest anyone forget.
    (2 days ago, 1 stars)

    Yup
    (2 days ago, 1 stars)

    Good catch. It should read "hear our what I saw".
    (2 days ago, 2 stars)

    Our next game is September 23 against USC.
    (2 days ago, 17 stars)

    Yeah, I sure did. Who programmed autocorrect anyway?
    (2 days ago, 0 stars)

    That would be extremely difficult to enforce or prove, especially if middlemen are used.
    (2 days ago, 0 stars)

    Whatever happened to utebehindenemylines? It seems like it's been a year since he's posted. I hope we didn't lose another good one.
    (2 days ago, 0 stars)

    Sadly that's the way it is right now. At the very least the NCAA should make a rule that mission poaches have to sit out an additional year after they come back if they're going to screw the school that held a schollie for them.
    (2 days ago, 6 stars)

    Was this former player a linebacker?
    (2 days ago, 0 stars)

    If so that is very disconcerting. Holding a woman at knifepoint to force her to commit a sex act is something ISIS would do, not a Ute.
    (3 days ago, 0 stars)

    Do they play college football in the state of Colorado?
    (3 days ago, 16 stars)

    The ratings are all over the map. Rivals has him as a 3 star, Scout a 4 but I saw an article that said he is a 5 star. At any rate I think he's going to be great.
    (3 days ago, 0 stars)

    Yep. We all make mistakes. He didn't just throw snowballs at cars or swipe a pack of gum or drink a few bears. He made a fetishist hooker perform at knifepoint. That raises some serious concerns.
    (3 days ago, 1 stars)

    Please, no! I don't want that guy on our team. I don't care how good he is.
    (3 days ago, 3 stars)

    From what I've read he's going on a mission and he and his family are lifelong zoob fans. This isn't over yet.
    (3 days ago, 0 stars)

    They've already won the flip war by gettin Pilimai. Of course we'll win the overall recruiting war like we do every year.
    (3 days ago, 0 stars)

    I didn't see anything in those tweets to indicate it was a byu coach who did that. I hope it was but for all we know it could've been the other way around.
    (3 days ago, 0 stars)

    I wonder how Dan Quayle would spell his last name.
    (3 days ago, 2 stars)

    What he's saying is that *Utah fans* are claiming we pulled his offer so it doesn't look like we lost out on him. It doesn't appear a single Utah fan actually said that but facts don't matter to them.
    (3 days ago, 1 stars)

    It often seems that Oregon State's scouting consists of watching to see who we recruit and then going after those kids.
    (3 days ago, 2 stars)

    You guys are convincing me very quickly.
    (4 days ago, 0 stars)

    I said I'm starting to think that way. I don't know all the details, or any details really. I'm just some dip$#!+ on a message board.
    (4 days ago, 1 stars)

    Yeah, it all depends who else we have on the line and how strong we feel our chances with him are. Also, if he's still taking visits this weekend how long is he gonna make everyone wait?
    (4 days ago, 1 stars)

    I'm not sure but I'm starting to think that it were up to me I would wish him well and move on if he isn't willing to commit on signing day.
    (4 days ago, 0 stars)

    Same with Mama and Papa Heaps.
    (4 days ago, 0 stars)

    I agree with a lot of your points but the signing deadline has been set forever. Sometimes life has timetables and deadlines.
    (4 days ago, 2 stars)

    You are grossly underestimating the ages of many of us. Flattery will get you nowhere. :D
    (4 days ago, 1 stars)

    The Creed/Nickelback 2016 North American tour.
    (4 days ago, 2 stars)

    I'm sure he or RG3 will end up in Dallas. It wouldn't shock me if Jerry signed both of them.
    (4 days ago, 0 stars)

    Do you think Utah will save a spot for him? Should they?
    (4 days ago, 0 stars)

    Yeah. What did they do now? :D
    (4 days ago, 0 stars)

    You made a typo. That should read "so underrated". Burks ability to finish under the basket is amazing. The Jazz would be loony to get rid of him.
    (4 days ago, 0 stars)

    OK weather experts, are these 10 or 12F nights they're predicting really gonna happen?
    (5 days ago, 0 stars)

    I'm with wannabe. Oregon has our number. I am so eager to be wrong on that though. Either way, this is turning into a very fun season.
    (5 days ago, 0 stars)

    It depends. Some true freshmen are ready to go. Some aren't. It shouldn't be a hard and fast rule. If he's our best option and is ready to go, play him. If not, don't.
    (5 days ago, 2 stars)

    Agreed. I think we'd all love a handful of 5 stars but not entitled prima donna 5 stars.
    (5 days ago, 0 stars)

    Can you imagine what we could do if we could get up around top #25 with occasional top 20 classes. We'd probably have to win a couple PAC titles or at least a couple more NY6s as an at-large to get to that point though.
    (5 days ago, 0 stars)

    I predict our class will end up ranked #40 and #8 in the PAC. I predict our class will out perform their ranking and put some guys in the NFL. It's just what Utah does.
    (5 days ago, 6 stars)

    Soon to be 8th best. UW is right behind us but they've got 7 less commits so far. They will whizz right past us on signing day.
    (5 days ago, 0 stars)

    PAC 12 basketball is fun. That is all.
    (7 days ago, 2 stars)

    Utah is gonna Utah? Oh oh. Were gonna sit on leads and hope the clock runs out in time? Sorry. I had to. I'll be a good boy now.
    (8 days ago, 2 stars)

    I'll drink to that.
    (8 days ago, 3 stars)

    Whatever the demographics of their staff is, they are going to have a crappy record next year.
    (9 days ago, 3 stars)

    ...and Curtis Borchardt....and Kirk Snyder...
    (9 days ago, 1 stars)

    Cue the "shoehorn" posts in 3....2.....1....
    (9 days ago, 1 stars)

    One thing I think we can agree on. I wish the damned human race would grow up and stop killing each other.
    (10 days ago, 1 stars)

    You mean the "hands up don't shoot" crowd who burned and looted their own communities, who beat an innocent young man to death with a hammer? Who shot cops from behind in other cities who had no connection to the Ferguson events? Yeah. Nice bunch.
    (10 days ago, 1 stars)

    Correct. Forensic evidence and witness testimony, black witness testimony, show the "hands up don't shoot" line to be a complete fabrication in that case.
    (10 days ago, 1 stars)

    Neither of us know how it went down yet. If he charged the cops I have no problem whatsoever with them doing what they had to do.
    (10 days ago, 2 stars)

    I don't agree with what they were doing up there and there was no way it was going to have a positive ending. Still, it sounds like this man was shot in cold blood.
    (10 days ago, 1 stars)

    So when does the PAC get back in the playoff?
    (10 days ago, 0 stars)

    Sad news. Fortunately shooting had already wrapped up for "The Keith Richards Story".
    (11 days ago, 2 stars)

    I wish he had said "I loved being a 4 year starter at Utah. It's unfortunate that it had to end in a $#!+ bowl against a $#!+ team when we deserved so much better."
    (12 days ago, 7 stars)

    Probably. At least the worst since the '13 Broncos.
    (13 days ago, 0 stars)

    Ugh. That Metal Show is no more unless another network picks it up. AXS I'm looking at you. Otherwise no more Eddie, Don,Jim and of course Jennifer with the hottest walk on TV.
    (18 days ago, 2 stars)

    If he can't handle seeing an opponents sign while he's out there making millions he needs to put his big boy pants on or get another job.
    (19 days ago, 0 stars)

    I didn't see him rip the 12th man flag down but I saw video of him ripping down a Green Bay flag and running off with it before a game. I was a Cam fan before that but that absolutely was classless.
    (19 days ago, 0 stars)

    If Denver wins it all I'll be happy for you because you are the one who turned me on to the Arctic Monkeys. Great band!
    (20 days ago, 1 stars)

    I thought I might draw you out with that post. Lol. I think both conference championship games have a chance to be epic.
    (20 days ago, 1 stars)

    Billicek and Brady have got to be giggling like schoolgirls. They have no chance of losing to Denever. The AFC title has been decided.
    (20 days ago, 0 stars)

    I'm pulling for the Steelers. I don't often do that. It's kinda fun. #guiltypleasures
    (20 days ago, 0 stars)

    I initially thought I wouldn't watch this game because I don't like either team. On 2nd thought they are 2 iconic playoff fixtures with many SB wins and appearances between them. I'm into it and I don't really care who wins.
    (20 days ago, 0 stars)

    This reminds me of how GB dominated them in the first half of the NFC Championship last year with one glaring difference. GB puddled around and didn't take advantage. Carolina is cashing the checks.
    (20 days ago, 0 stars)

    He must still be lurking because he gave me a red star the other day. I don't think he's posted in a a few weeks though.
    (20 days ago, 0 stars)

    Go Pilots. If they win that would more than make up for the zoobs win at Godzilla.
    (21 days ago, 0 stars)

    While we're on the subject of missing posters, where's sforky? Was he fishing the Snake and a big sturgeon got him?
    (21 days ago, 0 stars)

    Me too. I'm pullin for the Hawks but I don't have anything against any NFC team that is left.
    (21 days ago, 0 stars)

    I don't really care who wins that Steelers Broncs game anymore. If KC won I would root for Pittsburgh so KC could get a home game. Now I'll just watch it for the enjoyment of great FB without any rooting interest.
    (21 days ago, 0 stars)

    Hopefully this Cardinal game will lure 480 back to the board. We miss ya bro!
    (21 days ago, 0 stars)

    This sucks! Now what?
    (21 days ago, 1 stars)

    That was awful. Was Jim Zorn coaching the Chiefs? They could have still won this game. They ran that drive like they were the ones up 14.
    (21 days ago, 0 stars)

    That dropped pick 6 by Sean might have made a HUGE difference. Sigh
    (21 days ago, 0 stars)

    This sucks but only those with red goggles so thick you can't see through them should be surprised.
    (21 days ago, 4 stars)

    Agreed. I dread the day a player is carted off the field dead after one of those hits. They need to make this their #1 priority.
    (21 days ago, 0 stars)

    C'mon Chiefs. An 8 minute + drive and great field position on 2 more drives and all you get is 3 points? Not even 6 but 3. This, my friends is why I picked the Pats. It sucks but that's the way it is.
    (21 days ago, 0 stars)

    Dammit Sean. You could have ran to Pasadena with that one. If the Chiefs lose a close one that was the difference.
    (21 days ago, 0 stars)

    Just look at it as a win-win if that is next week's matchup. Either your team goes to the SB or Alex Smith goes to the SB. Either one should feel pretty good.
    (21 days ago, 1 stars)

    I didn't find any in my anus so I'll try Google.
    (21 days ago, 1 stars)

    When have the Pats ever cheated before? Oh wait. Never mind.
    (21 days ago, 1 stars)

    *dp*
    (21 days ago, 0 stars)

    Where can I find these cat litter coupons?
    (21 days ago, 0 stars)

    I noticed Phil Simms, or was it Boomer Esiason (they all look alike to me) threw out the game-manager blast on the pre-game show. Grrrrrr. Now Alex has to win. He just has to! Please find a way Chiefs.
    (21 days ago, 0 stars)

    I always root for Utes in the NFL but I don't let it effect which teams I root for. Alex is the exception. With all the garbage he's had to put up with I'm pulling for the Chiefs as if they were my favorite team.
    (21 days ago, 6 stars)

    I would rank it in the top 3 most quotable movies of all time along with Lebowski and Holy Grail.
    (21 days ago, 0 stars)

    I've always wanted to watch his films but I've just never gotten around to it. I actually don't mind a slow film if it's a good one. I'll take that any day over the mindless action films and sci-fi laser-fests.
    (21 days ago, 1 stars)

    Bondarchuk is a great filmmaker and I watched the whole thing. It was perhaps just a tad slow in places.
    (21 days ago, 1 stars)

    Divisional playoff weekend is here! Go Chiefs, Cards, Hawks and Steelers!
    (21 days ago, 2 stars)

    I used to own that. It had some good bits but most of it was an insufferable bore. It should have been cut to 2 hours.
    (21 days ago, 0 stars)

    "Ditto? Ditto, you provincial putz!"
    (22 days ago, 1 stars)

    "My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention."
    (22 days ago, 4 stars)

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