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    Tacoma Ute  icon
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    Well, now that our program has been destroyed what are we gonna do? Go back to posting haikus?

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-07-28 12:59:33

    Travis drank a bear,
    Utah football rest in peace,
    Fuck you Tim McGraw.

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    Some doofus on zoobie board: "I'm no doctor but this can't be good for Wilson's health."

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-07-26 11:51:02

    Strange. Suddenly they've jumped to thinking because he had beer that he's drinking so much that it's a health concern. He looks about as healthy as you can get to me. Zoobs are just not a normal people.

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    I had a feeling the Jazz made a big mistake trading Jarnell Stokes right after drafting him. Guess who's #2 on the rookie of the year ladder.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-07-16 12:31:47

    http://www.nba.com/2014/news/07/15/rookie -ladder-after-day-5/index.html

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    Comcast customer service representative from hell. This is as bad as the AOL call that made the rounds 10 years ago.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-07-15 10:02:15

    http://www.wtop.com/1374/3662942/Man-reco rds-nightmarish-attempt-to-cancel-cable-Co mcast-apologizes

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    Does anyone know of any coast redwoods that are surviving here in northern Utah? (Not to be confused with giant sequoias which easily survive here)

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-07-13 11:32:14

    I found an old tribune article about one that lived for decades before it got killed from root damage when they redid the sewer. That is the only example I've found or heard of.

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    I questioned Gordon Haywire's toughness when he did nothing when Delonte West stuck his finger in his ear and pushed. I'm not saying he should have decked him and got suspended. He should have turned around and got in his face though.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-07-12 15:01:23

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko1kbwbIJd 4

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    The 90's weren't all bad.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-07-11 22:02:36

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    OK, here goes. Here's my way too early game by game picks.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-07-11 15:19:08

    Utes 62 ISU 3
    Utes 34 FSU 17
    Michigan 27 Utes 24
    Utes 48 WSU 35
    UCLA 34 Utes 20
    Utes 34 OSU 28
    Utes 27 USC 23
    Utes 27 ASU 24
    Organ 45 Utes 34
    Stanford 35 Utes 24
    Utes 31 Arizona 24
    Utes 31 Colorado 21

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    *48 days!

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-07-11 10:24:09

    *assuming you choose to count Idaho State as an actual game.

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    A little 70's hard rock for us oldies.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-07-10 20:28:58

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    Report: Lebron to return to Cavs

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-07-10 13:22:20

    http://t.basketball.realgm.com/realgm/#!/ entry/sheridan-lebron-to-sign-with-cavs-ma ke-announcement-on-his,53becbc2e56d0bb8536 35d99/1

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    It's hard to argue with this breakdown of Gordon Hayward that someone posted on Jazzfanz.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-07-09 12:28:49

    Struggled as Utah's go to scorer in the half court.

    18.2 pts. per 40 pace adjusted, 15th among small forwards that played 30+ minutes.

    45.3 2 pt. percentage, 24th among 29 small forwards that played 30+ minutes.

    Average 1st step.

    Struggles to turn the corner.

    Limited shake.

    Average finisher around the rim - 48.1%

    Solid athlete but lacks explosiveness around the rim.

    Doesn't handle contact all that well.

    In two of six years he shot poorly from the 3 pt. line. (2009 -29% and 2014 - 30

    Really struggled in catch and shot situations.

    Lacks the athleticism, strength and length to guard small forwards.

    Foot speed is average.

    Unable to bother jump shooters due to his short wing span. Below average wingspan - 6ft. 7 3/4in. Doesn't bother jump shooters is a major defensive liability.

    Has issues against quick wings. (Not great lateral speed)

    Gets taken advantage of by strong wings. (Unable to wall off and contain in the paint)

    OK with all the above who wants Hayward on a max contract?

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    If some of the quotes in the article are true he is really slamming Utah. Makes it sound like he wasn't a good enough person to go to TDS before but now that he's living right off the field he's worthy enough. If he really said those things....

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-07-07 19:15:03

    ...I'd say "see ya". I'd hate to see him have to share a locker room with heathens who have long hair or goatees.

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    ESPN has a poll asking which is each individual NFL team's most memorable play ever. Utes are involved in the winning response of three different teams.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-07-07 13:09:10

    http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/polls

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    So Joan Rivers is under fire for joking that Michelle Obama is a tranny. Is that any worse than 30+ years of jokes that Barbara Bush is the Quaker Oats dude?

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-07-05 18:21:55

    For the record I've made both jokes. Either both are wrong or both are OK.

    In any event there are two indisputable truths. Barbara DOES look like the Quaker Oats dude and Michelle DOES look like a tranny.

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    PAC 12 title odds posted by Bovada.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-07-02 20:44:57

    Oregon: 6/5
    UCLA: 4/1
    Stanford: 5/1
    USC: 5/1
    Arizona State: 6/1
    Washington: 14/1
    Arizona: 25/1
    Washington State: 25/1
    Oregon State: 33/1
    Utah: 66/1
    California: 100/1
    Colorado: 100/1

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    Everyday greatness! *

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-07-01 21:39:39

    *until the season starts

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    Dream scenario.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-06-29 15:22:21

    Jazz take Nash off of LAs hands to help LA free salary and get a future 1st rounder from them. Nash either retires like he said he would and we eat his salary or he stays and mentors Burke and Exum.

    Jazz trade two of their future 1st rounders and a 2nd rounder + Marvin to Dallas for Tyson Chandler.

    Jazz open their wallet wide and give Chandler Parsons an offer he can't refuse.

    C-Chandler/Kanter/Gobert
    PF- Favors/Kanter/Evans
    SF- Parsons/Hood
    SG- Burks/Exum
    PG- Burke/Exum/(Nash?)/Neto

    OK, I'm sure people can point out 1,000 reasons why this could never happen but it's my daydream and Good Gravy Marie I'm gonna enjoy it!

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    Here's the updated post draft NBA futures per Vegas Insider. Please note, these odds will change dramatically after the Jazz sign Lebron for 4 years/$150 million.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-06-29 12:45:14

    Miami Heat 16/5
    San Antonio Spurs 6/1
    Oklahoma City Thunder 8/1
    Chicago Bulls 10/1
    Los Angeles Clippers 10/1
    Indiana Pacers 20/1
    Houston Rockets 22/1
    Golden State Warriors 25/1
    Washington Wizards 35/1
    New York Knicks 40/1
    Cleveland Cavaliers 40/1
    Portland Blazers 40/1
    Dallas Mavericks 45/1
    Brooklyn Nets 50/1
    Memphis Grizzlies 50/1
    New Orleans Pelicans 50/1
    Denver Nuggets 60/1
    Toronto Raptors 60/1
    Los Angeles Lakers 60/1
    Charlotte Hornets 70/1
    Atlanta Hawks 70/1
    Phoenix Suns 75/1
    Minnesota Timberwolves 75/1
    Boston Celtics 75/1
    Detroit Pistons 150/1
    Utah Jazz 150/1
    Sacramento Kings 150/1
    Orlando Magic 150/1
    Philadelphia 76ers 250/1
    Milwaukee Bucks 300/1

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    I know there are many Broncos fans on this board. You guys have moved ahead of Seattle in the SB odds, at least per this source.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-06-29 12:40:43

    http://www.vegasinsider.com/nfl/odds/futu res/



    ODDS TO WIN 2015 SUPER BOWL XLIX
    Team Odds
    Denver Broncos 6/1
    Seattle Seahawks 13/2
    San Francisco 49ers 17/2
    New England Patriots 10/1
    Green Bay Packers 14/1
    New Orleans Saints 18/1
    Chicago Bears 25/1
    Indianapolis Colts 25/1
    Philadelphia Eagles 30/1
    Pittsburgh Steelers 32/1
    Cincinnati Bengals 32/1
    Detroit Lions 40/1
    Baltimore Ravens 40/1
    Carolina Panthers 40/1
    New York Giants 45/1
    Dallas Cowboys 48/1
    Arizona Cardinals 50/1
    San Diego Chargers 50/1
    Kansas City Chiefs 50/1
    St Louis Rams 50/1
    Atlanta Falcons 52/1
    Washington Redskins 55/1
    Houston Texans 60/1
    Miami Dolphins 65/1
    New York Jets 70/1
    Cleveland Browns 70/1
    Buffalo Bills 75/1
    Tampa Bay Buccanneers 75/1
    Tennessee Titans 90/1
    Minnesota Vikings 120/1
    Oakland Raiders 150/1
    Jacksonville Jaguars 250/1

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    Questions regarding the draft party at the ESA.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-06-25 19:42:17

    Do they have wifi for the public? (I have no idea)

    Do they serve food? (I'm sure they must)

    Do they serve beer? (I would think so if they like money)

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    Per ESPN Cleveland is seeking a last minute meeting and workout with Dante Exum. Would they really take him at #1 or are they thinking of taking him at #4 or #5 after a trade?

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-06-25 14:17:43

    No way on earth would I make any of the trades that are being rumored. Any trade involving Favors or Burks plus the #5 should be a non-starter.

    If they could package #23, a future first round and maybe Kanter I'd be all for it.

    If there's any truth to the rumor that LA is willing to part with the #7 and Nash (who it's assumed would then retire) to free up cap space I'd certainly talk to them and see what it would take. Some have said that LA doesn't give a rat's about that pick because they know they can get a proven star through free agency.

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    I think this may be the most interesting NBA draft ever. I've read some things from insiders that say that there are a couple teams in the top 3 who love Exum and Vonleh. I've also read that Orlando is really high on Smart.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-06-20 11:02:58

    Add Embiid's stress fracture to the mix and it really stirs things up. I realize rumors are rumors, and often smokescreens but if there's truth to any of that the results might be quite different then the consensus of the mocks.

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    Golden Nugget has released early lines for 200 football games. Four Utes games are listed. We are underdogs of 10 vs USC, 20 vs Oregon and 14 @Stanford. We are 2 point favorites against Arizona.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-06-16 13:02:21

    http://www.nationalfootballpost.com/Golde n-Nuggets-college-football-point-spreads-h ave-arrived.html

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    The optimists guide to going 9-3.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-06-16 09:36:44

    Obviously we must go 2-0 vs Idaho State and Fresno state.

    Win at The Big House.

    Sweep the four of our least toughest conference games (WSU, @OSU, UA, @CU). That gets us to 7 wins.

    Get 2 upsets out of the 5 really tough games.

    See. That simple! 9-3

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    I can't wait for this NFL season. I think there are 6 monster teams this year. SF, Denver, Seattle, GB, NE and NO. Any games between those should be epic. Philly and Cincy should be strong as well. Pittsburgh and Baltimore are always a threat to...

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-06-15 17:50:21

    ...step up. My surprise teams? Buffalo and Oakland. Yes, I said that. Send the men in white coats over immediately!

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    "Lester? Is this what you want?"......"Yes."

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-06-15 10:54:15

    "That's on you."

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    Interstellar travel within 100 years?

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-06-11 12:04:51

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/ar ticle-2655105/Engage-warp-drive-Nasa-revea ls-latest-designs-Star-Trek-style-spacecra ft-make-interstellar-travel-reality.html

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    Pretty damned good song I must say. Not exactly my preferred genre but tasty nonetheless.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-06-10 14:12:18

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    Whether you love or hate the band this was a pretty emotional moment for those who love freedom.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-06-10 13:37:54

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    Top 10 Most Recently Posted Messages:

    Regarding the current poll I think *burp hiccup* that. *hic* um, I forgot what I was gonna say. *burrrrrrrrp*
    (1 day ago, 0 stars)

    They'll probably make him sit out a season or worse. Meanwhile Ray Rice only misses 2 games. As far as I know they haven't done a thing to Irsay.
    (1 day ago, 1 stars)

    You mean it's not?
    (1 day ago, 1 stars)

    Caucasian
    (1 day ago, 5 stars)

    That one still stings, as does the 2011 blocked FG game.
    (1 day ago, 3 stars)

    I'll go with 9-3 with wins over OSU and WSU.
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    RIP Richard Wright.
    (1 day ago, 2 stars)

    I'm heading over there now with a 25 ouncer, an iPad and headphones. Bring it Ogdenites!
    (2 days ago, 3 stars)

    David Gilmour is my favorite musician of all time. Disagree? Meet me over in the cemetary by the Last Supper monument. We'll have it out together. Just don't cheap shot me before I know you're there. Respect the headphones!
    (2 days ago, 5 stars)

    I'll be there. As for Travis, I just sent him some UFO, Bob Marley, Soundgarden, Golden Earring, Hendrix, Uriah Heep and AIC so his rehabilitation will soon be underway.
    (2 days ago, 4 stars)

    I can't hold it in anymore. I AM DARREN LUCY. There. I said it.
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    Greatest football player in the history of the world? Errol Tucker. Is there even a question about that?
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    Dozens of reps a day. Twelve ounces at a time.
    (2 days ago, 3 stars)

    I'm for almost anything that would get the bathrooms expanded. Advertising, illegal kickbacks to contractors, human sacrifice....
    (2 days ago, 2 stars)

    I can't think of another player in any sport at any level who was as electrifying as he was at Utah. Too bad he never regained form in the NFL after breaking his leg.
    (2 days ago, 0 stars)

    It was hilarious just reading about him. Doesn't he have his own place up in Preston now?
    (2 days ago, 2 stars)

    Link or a screencap or it didn't happen.
    (2 days ago, 2 stars)

    Oh $#!+! Vince Gill is playing Deer Valley on August 31st. Better have the basketball team on lockdown that night. We can't afford to lose both sports.
    (2 days ago, 9 stars)

    The glaring omission of Lavelle Petersen and Dudley LaPorte cannot be easily explained away either.
    (2 days ago, 2 stars)

    I closed the page as soon as I saw that Errol Tucker wasn't on there.
    (2 days ago, 7 stars)

    I hope he plays to his potential. Hell I just hope they give him work release on game days!
    (2 days ago, 2 stars)

    Let's kill it back then!
    (2 days ago, 1 stars)

    Well, now that our program has been destroyed what are we gonna do? Go back to posting haikus?
    (2 days ago, 24 stars)

    That will be the only way to see the games because we're sure to receive at least a 2 year TV ban in addition to the bowl ban and scholarship reductions. Thanks a lot Tim. :(
    (2 days ago, 6 stars)

    You weren't there. You don't know anything about how the whole thing went down. All we know is Travis was cited for MIP. Not public intoxication. Not drunk and disorderly. Not DUI. A 20.7 year old man had beer at a concert. Oh the horror!
    (3 days ago, 24 stars)

    They didn't "win at Utah". That game was in Eugene.
    (3 days ago, 1 stars)

    At least that's what zoobie board will say.
    (3 days ago, 3 stars)

    How long is Kiko Alonso expected to be out?
    (3 days ago, 0 stars)

    Lightweight!
    (3 days ago, 0 stars)

    Oh wait. You mean wrestling? The only time I watched wrestling was when Ren and Stimpy fought Lump and Loaf.
    (3 days ago, 1 stars)

    World Wildlife Fund?
    (3 days ago, 0 stars)

    She was obsessing about his boobs.
    (3 days ago, 1 stars)

    What is up with all of these NFL CBs declaring themselves the best in the game? Whatever happened to humility. I'm all for confidence but self-glossing is childish and lame.
    (3 days ago, 1 stars)

    I don't know. How much does a bear cost at a concert nowadays? $20 domestic, $25 for a micro?
    (3 days ago, 0 stars)

    I think Buffalo will be the surprise team this year.
    (3 days ago, 0 stars)

    I'm not saying it's a bad pick or that they can't win. I'm just saying it's one that's debatable that's all. Sorry if it came across wrong.
    (3 days ago, 0 stars)

    I take that back. I didn't notice the UW game. That would be a tough one for them to get.
    (3 days ago, 0 stars)

    If we had that schedule I'd be disappointed with anything lower than 11-1.
    (3 days ago, 0 stars)

    Good Lord he is up there! It looks like I could walk under him without bumping my head on his cleats.
    (3 days ago, 0 stars)

    I would love to see them beat USC but that is one change I would make to his picks. It's difficult to argue with any of the others.
    (3 days ago, 0 stars)

    According to my sources, Travis will have to attend 6 months of weekly musical taste correction classes. If he complies with the program all charges will be dropped.
    (3 days ago, 11 stars)

    "Lately?" I thought they always did.
    (3 days ago, 0 stars)

    Not. Sure. If. Serious.
    (3 days ago, 5 stars)

    I'm leaning towards ASU. The team I want to beat the most right now though is UW because we've never beaten them and also because I want to do some smack talk with some NW friends.
    (3 days ago, 1 stars)

    I think it's a bit low too. I still can't wrap my mind around Cal at #116 though. That's Georgia State/Massachusetts/FIU territory.
    (4 days ago, 0 stars)

    Lol. I don't think it was planted but I do think it's a possibility, or even a likelyhood that it was a zoob security guy or a zoob snitch who pointed him out.
    (4 days ago, 2 stars)

    I wouldn't know. I don't dare go below Washington Blvd.
    (4 days ago, 1 stars)

    I'm guessing it's always a suspended sentence unless the offender doesn't meet certain stipulations and keep his nose clean.
    (4 days ago, 0 stars)

    Sounds like Horton just asked the state what the *possible* penalties are and reported it as a done deal. Very irresponsible for a professional member of the media.
    (4 days ago, 3 stars)

    They've been particularly insufferable for the 4 decades I've experienced them.
    (4 days ago, 3 stars)

    No. We don't play in Provo until 2017.
    (4 days ago, 26 stars)

    Yikes. I guess it's possible. I hope he doesn't get a zoob judge.
    (4 days ago, 0 stars)

    He's doing all the in-state teams as well as the PAC 12 teams.
    (4 days ago, 0 stars)

    Who is Austin Horton and why is he tweeting nonsense that TW's license will be suspended for a year?
    (4 days ago, 1 stars)

    I only see 3 can't lose games on their schedule and only 1 or 2 sure losses. One thing for sure, with that schedule even 10-2 won't mean much.
    (4 days ago, 1 stars)

    Well stated. It's no surprise that he hasn't come up with a response to that.
    (4 days ago, 0 stars)

    That's where I go for all of my uranium, ytterbium and dysprosium needs.
    (4 days ago, 0 stars)

    Every time I watch Under the Dome I think "why couldn't that have happened to Provo/Orem instead of Chester's Mill?"
    (4 days ago, 8 stars)

    Oops. Major typo. Potassium nitrate, not nitrogen.
    (4 days ago, 0 stars)

    ^^^^Someone archive this please^^^^
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    To speed up the biodegradation of old tree stumps, drill several holes in the stump and pour nitrogen in the hole. You can speed it up even more by putting mushroom plugs in the holes.
    (4 days ago, 4 stars)

    I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if some zoob recognized TW and snitched him out.
    (4 days ago, 0 stars)

    How do we know he was $#!+faced? All we know for sure is that he drank beer.
    (4 days ago, 7 stars)

    In the NFL I believe it's 6 games for a speeding ticket but only two games for beating a woman unconscious in an elevator.
    (4 days ago, 4 stars)

    Kyle should talk to him for about 45 seconds and tell him it's not a huge deal but he needs to use better judgement out in public. End of discussion. Move along. Nothing more to see here.
    (4 days ago, 10 stars)

    Thank you for weighing in Mr. Halford. Now run along.
    (4 days ago, 1 stars)

    Good catch. Now this does sound serious! ;)
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    Some doofus on zoobie board: "I'm no doctor but this can't be good for Wilson's health."
    (4 days ago, 4 stars)

    Exactly. If they were causing a major scene as some zoob alleged it would have involved more than a citation. In the bubble they equate having any amount of beer with drunkenness.
    (4 days ago, 1 stars)

    That would warrant a four game suspension.
    (4 days ago, 0 stars)

    Twenty-four beers in a case, 24 hours in a day. Coincidence?
    (4 days ago, 0 stars)

    Exactly. Attending a Tim McGraw concert is the only thing that concerns me. Maybe he lost a bet.
    (4 days ago, 6 stars)

    If you're at a Tim McGraw concert wouldn't you need to be extremely drunk in order for the music to sound any good?
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    I feel sorry for the young people of today. They never got to see Charo in her prime.
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    I guess you're right. I was too subtle.
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    That is a great analogy, and a great reminder to whip up Omega Man on the DVR in the next day or so.
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    I would change it a bit.
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    Exactly. I am almost fully convinced I will never have Insider access even after I get the magazine with the code. I've signed up for dozens of boards and done 100s of internet transactions and have never had any trouble like this.
    (5 days ago, 1 stars)

    I put it on there. It hasn't been noticed yet. It's on page 2.
    (5 days ago, 0 stars)

    Me too. I don't care if they ever send me a magazine. I "activated" and logged in and I still can't get $#!+. It's telling me I can get 50% off if I sign up.
    (5 days ago, 0 stars)

    I did the same thing and it seemed to work. I can't get any insider access at all though even though I'm subscribed.
    (5 days ago, 0 stars)

    I take it back. It let me activate and it shows me signed in but I can't get into insider at all. I just get the brief preview that non members get. :(
    (5 days ago, 1 stars)

    I tried it again and it let me sign up this time. It must just take a while before they activate it.
    (5 days ago, 0 stars)

    How do you sign in without the code on the magazine? I tried a couple weeks ago and it said something to the effect that I was not recognized as a subscriber.
    (5 days ago, 0 stars)

    Nope. I signed up on May 18th. I don't really care about the physical magazine. I just want the Insider access.
    (5 days ago, 1 stars)

    Apply a thin coating of antibiotic cream to the carbuncle and immediate surrounding area. This topical application will help heal the infection and prevent spreading.
    (5 days ago, 5 stars)

    I filmed that. That was last night at the park down on 25th and Washington here in Ogden. Too bad my phone went dead. It got even better.
    (5 days ago, 2 stars)

    We all should. I'm gonna try and recover my password and post it.
    (5 days ago, 0 stars)

    I don't believe so. (NSFW)
    (5 days ago, 0 stars)

    Is UteLady related to LadyUte in the same way Sylvester Stephenson is related to Stevenson Sylvester? ;)
    (5 days ago, 1 stars)

    "Residual zoobness." That has a great ring to it. I think I'll use that from time to time.
    (5 days ago, 4 stars)

    So you're telling me TDS doesn't have quite as many P5 teams coming to town as we do? :D
    (5 days ago, 1 stars)

    Lol. That is classic. I remember when you first posted it.
    (5 days ago, 0 stars)

    I could see that. Something tells me this thread is going to get interesting though. :D
    (5 days ago, 3 stars)

    How does 32-10 beat them when 54-10 doesn't even get it done? :D
    (5 days ago, 8 stars)

    Don't let Moose's imaginary girlfriend read that.
    (5 days ago, 1 stars)

    I wonder how long that link would last on zoobie board before a mod deleted it.
    (5 days ago, 1 stars)

    I'm happy to have endless one and ones with 11 P5 schools. None of them can back out of the SLC games either!
    (5 days ago, 2 stars)

    They are pretty good. We used to go there for lunch when we were working on a job out that way, then after work we'd go to Lew Monicos.
    (5 days ago, 1 stars)

    Is that the one on 1900 kitty corner from Harmon's?
    (5 days ago, 1 stars)

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    2014-05-22 10:04:23

    Win. (31 stars)
    2012-09-30 15:48:57

    Yes I am aware of that oh Great Board Oracle. The 5.5 was up at individual casinos, not the LVSC opener. (31 stars)
    2011-11-13 17:33:11

    Mavs-Heat (31 stars)
    2011-06-16 18:08:08

    The Washington Redskins signed former Ute WR Brian Hernandez today! (30 stars)
    2012-05-07 20:03:09

    Max Hall (30 stars)
    2011-11-18 19:44:23

    Not me, my focus is a South title, but I'm just a fan. I can do that. Hopefully the coaches and players are focused on Montana State. (30 stars)
    2011-08-16 10:05:11

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    2011-12-13 19:34:13

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    2012-08-18 11:44:08

    Future banner at the Marriott Center: "2011 Men's Final Four*... (1094)
    2011-03-04 00:05:45

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    2010-10-10 07:42:27

    Sad news WM. You are a class act and your hard work is appreciated by all. I hope and pray that whatever things you need to take care of work out well! (940)
    2006-06-26 15:37:36

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    2006-11-09 21:47:10

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