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    It is good to be a Ute! Great weekend and thanks to all who made it more special by being there! You guys were amazing. (+20)
    by Flyer
    Just got back from one of the greatest weekends ever. (+12)
    by JumpmasterUte
    And that is why I say we never play BYU again. Honestly cheap shots galore. I will never forget the attempted horse-collar on John White. There is zero incentive to play BYU anymore, in fact playing them could get one of our players seriously hurt. (+12)
    by Junior Ute
    Andy Phillips responds to criticizm (+10)
    by HCHooligan
    RE: Basically said we'd love their story about the toy drive they do (+9)
    by Utahman89
    Just got home. Best Vegas trip ever, Finally came home a winner. Game balls to the entire team, a complete offensive and defensive domination. (+9)
    by bopahull
    Great article on former Ute players giving back. Sly is the man. (+7)
    by Junior Ute
    The first time he said it we thought, OK that was weird but whatever. Then he said it over and over again. (+6)
    by NarfUte
    If byu is big time, why can't they schedule a 1-1 East of the Rockies? (+6)
    by DownhereUte
    Ziggy's helmet to helmet hit on Clausen. (+6)
    by UtesMuss1
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    by SforkUte
    How important are Bowl Games (more specifically bowl practices)? (+6)
    by Ute2004
    Yeah, that was rich... (+6)
    by Maji Man
    All men are islands. And what's more, this is the time to be one. This is an island age. A hundred years ago, for example, you had to depend on other people. No one had TV or CDs or DVDs or home espresso makers. (+5)
    by loyter
    Found this funny... (+5)
    by Junior Ute
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    "Locker room.... In answer to the Shocker's question..."do you make Ucla use these showers?" Answer...No... Pac 12 teams get to use the V.I.P. locker room."
    By: DeltaUte, December 5, 2014

    "My wife just told me I was spending to much time on UFN while she was typing away on facebook. I said ok let's have sex.... So you see I'm back on UFN. WTF!"
    By: JumpmasterUte, November 24, 2014

    "Is there a Colorado board where they discuss the weather and how elevation will effect the Utes? Freezing, sideways blowing, rain and sleet seemed to really effect Arizona."
    By: DownhereUte, November 24, 2014

    "As long as it doesn't rain, I like Utah's chances to beat Colorado in OT."
    By: Weenus, November 24, 2014

    "It was ten years ago today that we watched Lee Corso put on the sombrero on a cold Saturday morning and later watched our Utes dismantle TDS to bust the BCS. Wow. Ten years. What an amazing ride it's been in the last ten years."
    By: 61_Shasta, November 20, 2014

    "If we could get Whitt to stop meddling in the offense ..... sorry wrong team"
    By: arizonaute, November 18, 2014

    "Dear Kaelin Clay. Thanks for being a Ute. Learn from your mistake. We love all Utes."
    By: runnutz, November 10, 2014

    "Kaelin Clay has just entered Ute lore club with Kanesheiro, Golden Whetmen, Lance Rice...Congrats!"
    By: Hammer, November 8, 2014

    "The best weather to pull an upset at Rice Eccles is cold, but not too cold, and dry with low humidity. The cold desert air combined with the elevation makes unaccustomed lungs burn and the ball slippery to the touch - see Cody Kessler on last drive, 3rd down. Forecast for Saturday game time ought to be low 40's and dry air. When you walk onto the field, the conditions look benign enough but they can fool those who haven't practiced in them. Expect to see Oregon make several turnovers and walk away with a loss."
    By: High Uintas, November 4, 2014

    ""USC and UCLA fight each year about who 'owns' Los Angeles.Thus far in 2014 it is Utah." http://www.foxsports.com/college-football /power-rankings"
    By: Tacoma Ute, October 29, 2014

    "Congratulations, Utah. Obviously not the outcome I wanted, but it was a HELL of a game. Wilson was clutch when it counted. Good luck with the rest of the Pac. Fight On!"
    By: ocgreg, October 26, 2014

    "Beat USC!!!"
    By: Milton Vanderslice, October 25, 2014

    "Devontae Booker is the answer. It doesn't matter what the question is."
    By: Utes49ers, October 24, 2014

    "In 2009 I was fortunate enough to attend a Rose Bowl event between Penn St. and USC ... At this event the players and coaches stood on a stage. USC on the left and Penn St. on the right. I immediately noticed what a small man JoePa was compared to those who stood beside him. The next thing I noticed was the size difference of USC over Penn St. It honesty looked like a collegiate team (USC) on one side of the room and a high school team one the other (PSU). I have no doubt that USC is bigger, faster, stronger and has many more recruiting stars than Utah. That being said, .... CAW, CAW BITCHES! This is our time and it's our house!"
    By: vUUdoo, October 24, 2014

    "Utah is playing USC, at home, in a conference game, and the bookies have it as a toss-up. Everything in that sentence makes me giddy."
    By: pangloss, October 23, 2014

    "We might be better off amputating our receiver's hands and install BBQ tongs..."
    By: thurstonw, October 17, 2014

    "I'd rather be disrespected and prove the yakkers wrong, than have my knob slobbered undeservedly only to fail."
    By: Chad Sexington, October 17, 2014

    "I think Travis is playing admirably for someone still shaken by the trauma of attending a Tim McGraw concert."
    By: Tacoma Ute, October 16, 2014

    "Thier [UCLA's] kicker has some talent...acting talent."
    By: mr_urson, October 8, 2014

    "That sound? That was 5,000 Plymouth Voyagers starting at the same time..."
    By: wannabeaute, October 3, 2014

    "Maybe instead of making the last two weeks all about UTAH not playing BYU, Bronco should have made them about preparing for Utah STATE . . . Go Aggies!"
    By: UteThunder, October 3, 2014

    "Dropping BYU for these two years, especially when Bronco has decided that ratcheting up the dirty play, the taunting, and the personal fouls to a whole new level is just his stripling warriors exhibiting "fanatical effort", was the best thing Utah could have possibly done. The rivalry isn't toxic; BYU is toxic, and they infect the rivalry with it."
    By: TheBaron, September 22, 2014

    "These people [Zoobs] view those BYU players as an extension of their religion. When they go out head-hunting they are David slaying Goliath, or Porter Rockwell taking down the bad guys. They view their players as little Book of Mormon action figures. I wish I was joking, but I'm not."
    By: midnightversion, September 21, 2014

    "Was the coke at least caffeine free?"
    By: hnoseguard, September 2, 2014

    "I root for all PAC-12 teams to win their games except when they play Utah. It's the only way the conference will get out from underneath the SEC shadow."
    By: SeaTacUte, August 29, 2014

    "It sure seems like a lot of former BYU players especially from the Bronco era are pissed off, bitter, and vocal It's the exact opposite of former Utah players who are seen on the sidelines during Utes games, help out with new guys at practices, and donate money from their NFL fortunes to Utah athletics."
    By: Samak, August 18, 2014

    "I may dislike parking enforcement more than BYU. But to the owner of the black Honda Accord with BYU window sticker occupying my reserved space at work for the second straight day despite the polite note I left yesterday, your vehicle has been towed."
    By: jrj84105, July 30, 2014

    "I want the Utes to go back to a bowl game as much as anyone, but the fact of the matter is that we now -- about 10 times a year -- have regular season games that are as exciting as bowl games. Think about it for a second -- we have USC AND Oregon coming into Rice-Eccles Stadium this season. How amazing is that?!?"
    By: ex'dute, July 21, 2014

    "Who wouldn't want a full release after a 2 year mission....?"
    By: Crafty Ute, July 8, 2014

    "So if P5 teams front load with patsies and the zoo is forced to play tough teams early, doesn't that make the zoo a patsy?"
    By: pangloss, July 1, 2014

    ""Analite" - how BYU coeds convince themselves they are still virgins."
    By: Riot West, June 23, 2014

    "Joined Crimson Club today not the lowest, glad to do it. My family and I are looking forward to football. Let's get it on Utes. I'm 64 so here's here's to another 20 more years with my family and Ute championships."
    By: utenut, June 19, 2014

    "Maybe my sense of humor is too sophomoric, or I'm just fried, but I can't bring myself to hate on Moose. A lot of people bitch about Moose, and Sfork, and cry about wanting the "good" posters to come back to Utefans. They say we don't discuss Utah sports enough for a Utah fan message board. I love football as much as the next guy, but we don't need to discuss it 24/7, and there's no reason to get worked up over somebody on an internet forum."
    By: 480ute, June 19, 2014

    "Both Scout and Rivals reporting a new commit: Cody Barton, a LB/S from Brighton. Let's all welcome him to the Ute family."
    By: Ute_In_Texas, June 18, 2014

    "So are the Cleveland Indians and the Atlanta Braves going to lose their trademarks too? What about those Utah Utes?"
    By: LA Ute, June 18, 2014

    "Duane Busby never existed. It's simply an anagram for "BYU anus bed.""
    By: Kula Shaker, June 16, 2014

    "You're making fun of soccer but you know what Quidditch is."
    By: Newbomb Turk, June 12, 2014

    "Karma is the hottest bitch on the planet. It's funny, don't you think, that all the wailing and gnashing of teeth happening 45 miles south of us is directly a result of that phoney baloney MNC from 30 years ago."
    By: Chad Sexington, June 12, 2014

    "Reportedly WebMonkey is going home from the hospital today... Sounds like he has recovered; here's hoping they have a long-term solution that keeps him out of the hospital for good!"
    By: Maji Man, May 19, 2014

    "Nothing breeds optimism at BYU quite like spring. The cold light of fall will come soon enough."
    By: UtahUte72, May 4, 2014


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