"Somewhere on the interwebs Moose is screaming behind an impotent keyboard. :P"
By: LifeTimeUte, July 29, 2010

"This scarf thing is the most half-assed boring meltdown in history. I want a real off season meltdown with multiple bannings, someone nailing someone else's wife and fist fights."
By: jhill, July 29, 2010

"Please, Please Loboman. . . Never, NEVER stop coming to UFN, once we are in the Pac-12. You sir, are one of my all-time favorite posters. Best of luck in the upcoming season -- I hope the Lobos can turn it around quickly."
By: 5150, July 29, 2010

"Before we continue making fun of Bronco and Holmoe shouldn't we first give them a courtesy call and let them know?"
By: Uteman_forever, July 28, 2010

"[Concerning Ute scarves:] As Gertrude Stein said after the death of Isadora Duncan, "affectations can be dangerous""
By: pangloss, July 27, 2010

"Coach Majerus at a restaurant? Now I've heard it all."
By: jesse the lewd, July 20, 2010

"So yesterday I seen Coach Majerus at a restaurant. He was very excited to voice his opinion on how excited he was for the University of Utah. He said that his whole career he wanted to get into the PAC 10 and he is happy that a part of his past is finally getting in."
By: DaUtes6383, July 20, 2010

"I wasn't born yesterday, I've witnessed more lies, hypocrisy, deception, racism, from BYU than I can even recount. Life is too short for bull shit."
By: Ultimate Ute, July 19, 2010

"BYU is now officially that psycho ex-girlfriend who leaves messages on your phone ranging from angry outbursts to sweet nothings to heavy sobbing to threats of dumping you (even though you dumped her six months ago)....it's time we changed our number"
By: KyleWouldDoIt, July 19, 2010

"If people are passing you on the right side of your car, you need to move to the right side of the freeway. Repeat this process every time a car passes you on your right side. If you run out of right lanes, take the next exit and walk. We're all safer that way."
By: clete53, July 16, 2010

"Harvey Unga on being selected by the Bears: "I'm just going to come in there and bust my butt and make the best of the situation. I told them this is something they won't regret and I'm a man of my word." The only reason he was drafted yesterday was because it turned out he was not a man of his word; otherwise, he would still be in college."
By: cbute, July 16, 2010

"I heard today from pretty damn good authority that Utah today approved RES expansion by 10-13k. Will be announced before football season ENDS."
By: TheMightyAlaskanUte, July 15, 2010

"Good luck and God speed, Wesley Matthews. You're one of those players that make people feel like there's still hope for pro sports. Thanks for one incredible season with the Jazz."
By: UtahUteGuy, July 14, 2010

"Big-12 Expansion Rumor. My sources in Austin said that someone with blue tape taped off one of the potential Big-12 expansion slots yesterday, he has no clue as who would do such a thing. He also mentioned that there was a note that said 'we got dibs'."
By: UtesRus, July 14, 2010

"Seriously, what do they have left? Everything they've believed for nearly 40 years has turned out to be nonsense. All they have left is a guy who broke the honor code who might go in the 3rd round of the supplemental draft. The thing I find interesting about this is, Unga and Bronco must have thought they could sweep this under the rug or he would have just declared for the actual draft."
By: Comrade Crimson, July 14, 2010

"I ran into [a guy] year’s back who was wearing a Y baseball cap back east somewhere. I told the guy; “Go Yale!” He said it wasn’t Yale, but BYU. I asked him “who is BYU?” He tried to explain, but I told him I never heard of them. He was pretty upset that I never heard of the mighty BYU. I told him I was just kidding anyway, because I was a fan of Harvard and I was partial to team colors of red. Zoobs are fun to mess with."
By: Umanami, July 14, 2010

"BREAKING NEWS, Provostan, Utah (UPI) Stadium Locker manufacturer KD Lockers and Jake Heaps' press agent announced today that KD Lockers will be supplying a custom locker to the BYU Cougars football team for use by freshman quarterback Jake Heaps. The unit is a double-wide model similar to the one supplied to accommodate Max Hall's helmet. The locker also will meet the needs of the future four-time Heisman Trophy winner with twin fog-free mirrors and hands-free bluetooth cell phone. KD Lockers Spokesman Jacques R. Pungent and Jake Heaps will be available for questions at the Salt Lake Iggy's during Happy Hour Tuesday."
By: Maji Man, July 13, 2010

"He [Jake Heaps] is the good Mormon kid who committed to the Mormon school at a Press Conference in a Sports Bar And the first person he thanked was his PR guy. After all that, the Mormon school he chose suddenly became irrelevant, even in its own state. Nice work Jakey."
By: Comrade Crimson, July 13, 2010

"Don't know about a mini-RES, but I have a piece of field turf in my office. I let co-workers rub it for luck."
By: cbute, July 13, 2010

"Who is jake heaps and what is a BYU? Do they play football or something?"
By: conklusion, July 13, 2010

"Under Armor thinks highly enough of the Utes to use us to honor the Men and Women who fight for our freedoms. They could wear pink camo and I'd still be damn proud."
By: hardcoreUTE, July 13, 2010

"Honestly, where are you people hearing all this garbage? Let me give everyone some free life coaching. Stay away from that cesspool, Cougarboard. Your life will benefit greatly from it's avoidance. I couldn't care less what a Zoob says right now. PAC-12, bitches!!! The future of Ute fandom is so bright, I gotta wear shades! Disarm Pitt!!! Go UTES!!!"
By: classlessUte, July 9, 2010

"LeBron going to Florida? Apparently he wanted to teach his son to throw a curveball."
By: ex'dute, July 8, 2010

"I sure hope the door doesn't hit Boozer on his way out the door, otherwise he won't be able to play 'till march."
By: codeRed, July 7, 2010

"One of the advantages that Wyoming has is that the locals can find a date in any pasture."
By: Newbomb Turk, July 7, 2010

"Mike Wright ended up being one of my favorite Utes of all time. Unheralded, a bit slow, and a smallish linebacker. But man, he ended up being a tackling machine and a leader. I wouldn't mind seeing him on the coaching staff in the future."
By: midnightversion, July 7, 2010

"Sly's response "We'll see" has always been my favorite. He had the confidence, but not the arrogance to know what he could do"
By: Trouble Ute, July 7, 2010

"Nobody hates mormons more than they love money."
By: hardcoreUTE, July 7, 2010

"So let me get this straight. The story from BYU is now that they have been giving up millions of dollars just to stay in a conference with us and that they are so wanted, they can go independent at a time of their choosing and make millions more than the MWC. Yet no real conference wants all of these millions because they hate mormons just that much? Really? I mean seriously? How in the hell does someone believe that?"
By: Comrade Crimson, July 7, 2010

"Everyone always leaves out the biggest strike against BYU: Rampant douchebaggery. No one wants to associate with such a collection of utter douchebags. So they're right, it is discrimination, just not the kind they think it is."
By: Chad Sexington, July 7, 2010

"Consider yourself lucky, you've experienced BYU fan from afar, we've been chained to those idiots for decades."
By: TheJuggernaut, July 6, 2010

"All the byu fans in the country PLUS all the other MWC fans could not get Dish Network to carry The Mtn network. That should tell them what kind of clout they hold. The byu athletic administration is a lot smarter than the byu fans posting the "Go independent!" sentiment, but then that's not saying much."
By: Maji Man, July 6, 2010

"Rather than bitch and moan about the media being BYU homers, we as fans need to inundate the radio shows with Utah talk. And by talk, I mean talk about what's happening for Utah when it comes to recruiting, games, etc. They are not going to do it on their own until they realize there is interest in all things Utah. And just as important as pushing the Utes, we can't bash BYU because that takes away focus from the Utes. The media will eventually come around when it realizes readers and listeners are demanding focus on Utah."
By: GarthUte, July 5, 2010

"Moral of the story: We have a better chance of being Rick Roll'd than the Zoo being invited to the Big 12."
By: midnightversion, July 5, 2010

"So we're flying home today in our friend's twin engine plane. Wifey asks how far the plane can go if one engine fails. He answers, "In my experience it'll get us all the way to the crash site, which is pretty convenient... It's right where the paramedics will meet us. They typically arrive about 20 to 30 minutes after we get there.""
By: San Diego Ute Fan, July 5, 2010

"Happy Birthday Jordan Wynn! Twenty years old today."
By: 61_Shasta, July 5, 2010

"At this point, I fear what may come in the next meeting in November at RES. After last year with Max Hall's comments, it will be most interesting to see how the Utes approach the contest. I don't think it will be pretty. And BYU will come into the match with more than a chip on their shoulder. The game which for the fans will be packed with symbolism should take on epic dimensions."
By: UtahFanSir, July 4, 2010

"Can you imagine what BYU fans would be saying if the PAC thing had never happened, but the B12 offered BYU a spot and BYU said "no, we can't go without Utah?" Sheer chaos, and President Samuelson would get absolutely crucified."
By: scratch, July 4, 2010

"byu is and was more irrelevant than they want to admit but now the chances of them being nearly completely irrelevant becomes an even greater possibility. Anytime I almost feel sorry for them I just remember the complete arrogance they had and still have, then I don't feel so bad."
By: UteBrave, July 4, 2010

"This is the very last time in my life that I will use the letters "B", "Y" and "U" in succession, ever. BYU isn't going anywhere. BYU will be left with it's collective ass hanging out like the bitch they are. The MWC may very well become an AQ conference, but that is where BYU will live forever more. Suck it cougs. Suck it hard bitches."
By: Chad Sexington, July 4, 2010