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    "We might be better off amputating our receiver's hands and install BBQ tongs..."
    By: thurstonw, October 17, 2014

    "I'd rather be disrespected and prove the yakkers wrong, than have my knob slobbered undeservedly only to fail."
    By: Chad Sexington, October 17, 2014

    "I think Travis is playing admirably for someone still shaken by the trauma of attending a Tim McGraw concert."
    By: Tacoma Ute, October 16, 2014

    "Thier [UCLA's] kicker has some talent...acting talent."
    By: mr_urson, October 8, 2014

    "That sound? That was 5,000 Plymouth Voyagers starting at the same time..."
    By: wannabeaute, October 3, 2014

    "Maybe instead of making the last two weeks all about UTAH not playing BYU, Bronco should have made them about preparing for Utah STATE . . . Go Aggies!"
    By: UteThunder, October 3, 2014

    "Dropping BYU for these two years, especially when Bronco has decided that ratcheting up the dirty play, the taunting, and the personal fouls to a whole new level is just his stripling warriors exhibiting "fanatical effort", was the best thing Utah could have possibly done. The rivalry isn't toxic; BYU is toxic, and they infect the rivalry with it."
    By: TheBaron, September 22, 2014

    "These people [Zoobs] view those BYU players as an extension of their religion. When they go out head-hunting they are David slaying Goliath, or Porter Rockwell taking down the bad guys. They view their players as little Book of Mormon action figures. I wish I was joking, but I'm not."
    By: midnightversion, September 21, 2014

    "Was the coke at least caffeine free?"
    By: hnoseguard, September 2, 2014

    "I root for all PAC-12 teams to win their games except when they play Utah. It's the only way the conference will get out from underneath the SEC shadow."
    By: SeaTacUte, August 29, 2014

    "It sure seems like a lot of former BYU players especially from the Bronco era are pissed off, bitter, and vocal It's the exact opposite of former Utah players who are seen on the sidelines during Utes games, help out with new guys at practices, and donate money from their NFL fortunes to Utah athletics."
    By: Samak, August 18, 2014

    "I may dislike parking enforcement more than BYU. But to the owner of the black Honda Accord with BYU window sticker occupying my reserved space at work for the second straight day despite the polite note I left yesterday, your vehicle has been towed."
    By: jrj84105, July 30, 2014

    "I want the Utes to go back to a bowl game as much as anyone, but the fact of the matter is that we now -- about 10 times a year -- have regular season games that are as exciting as bowl games. Think about it for a second -- we have USC AND Oregon coming into Rice-Eccles Stadium this season. How amazing is that?!?"
    By: ex'dute, July 21, 2014

    "Who wouldn't want a full release after a 2 year mission....?"
    By: Crafty Ute, July 8, 2014

    "So if P5 teams front load with patsies and the zoo is forced to play tough teams early, doesn't that make the zoo a patsy?"
    By: pangloss, July 1, 2014

    ""Analite" - how BYU coeds convince themselves they are still virgins."
    By: Riot West, June 23, 2014

    "Joined Crimson Club today not the lowest, glad to do it. My family and I are looking forward to football. Let's get it on Utes. I'm 64 so here's here's to another 20 more years with my family and Ute championships."
    By: utenut, June 19, 2014

    "Maybe my sense of humor is too sophomoric, or I'm just fried, but I can't bring myself to hate on Moose. A lot of people bitch about Moose, and Sfork, and cry about wanting the "good" posters to come back to Utefans. They say we don't discuss Utah sports enough for a Utah fan message board. I love football as much as the next guy, but we don't need to discuss it 24/7, and there's no reason to get worked up over somebody on an internet forum."
    By: 480ute, June 19, 2014

    "Both Scout and Rivals reporting a new commit: Cody Barton, a LB/S from Brighton. Let's all welcome him to the Ute family."
    By: Ute_In_Texas, June 18, 2014

    "So are the Cleveland Indians and the Atlanta Braves going to lose their trademarks too? What about those Utah Utes?"
    By: LA Ute, June 18, 2014

    "Duane Busby never existed. It's simply an anagram for "BYU anus bed.""
    By: Kula Shaker, June 16, 2014

    "You're making fun of soccer but you know what Quidditch is."
    By: Newbomb Turk, June 12, 2014

    "Karma is the hottest bitch on the planet. It's funny, don't you think, that all the wailing and gnashing of teeth happening 45 miles south of us is directly a result of that phoney baloney MNC from 30 years ago."
    By: Chad Sexington, June 12, 2014

    "Reportedly WebMonkey is going home from the hospital today... Sounds like he has recovered; here's hoping they have a long-term solution that keeps him out of the hospital for good!"
    By: Maji Man, May 19, 2014

    "Nothing breeds optimism at BYU quite like spring. The cold light of fall will come soon enough."
    By: UtahUte72, May 4, 2014

    "Even BYU does *some* good, like keeping a lot of zoobs out of our fan base."
    By: Riot West, May 1, 2014

    "I would say 1 win (Idaho St) is our floor, but I could be talked into adding Fresno and making that 2... We could easily be 2-10. We could just as easily be 8-4. Personally I think we do get to 6 wins, but we could just as easily finish under .500 (again). I'd separate our schedule into three tiers: High Probability W, Toss Up, Low Probability W High Probability Idaho St - it's Idaho St, at home Fresno St - New QB, on the road, W for us Toss Up Washington St - Beat us last year, Halladay returns @ Oregon St - No Cooks, but we haven't exactly been killing people on the road in PAC play USC - Playing them at home probably won't matter @ ASU - Lots to replace, but we haven't exactly been killing people on the road in PAC play Arizona - Lots to replace, and we get them at RES, I'd say W @ Colorado - Always closer than it should be, not a gimme Low Probability @ Michigan - Lots of talent returning, pretty sure this is an L @ UCLA - 16 returning starters, pretty sure this is an L Oregon - 14 returning starters, pretty sure this is an L @ Stanford - 12 returning starters, plus revenge factor Like I said, I'm thinking we fall somewhere between 2-10 and 8-4. My guess is 6-6."
    By: TheJuggernaut, April 23, 2014

    "A friend from Wyoming used to sit by our group once in a while... He was a fair weather Utah fan except against Wyoming. He had lyrics to Utah Man based on the mickey mouse club song. It was funny and not unlike the very politically incorrect lyrics a few of us sing for Rise & Shout. Who cares what the scoreboard says the lyrics are? Sing it any way you want, but sing it."
    By: pangloss, April 8, 2014

    "Congrats to the Red Rocks on another NCAA Regional Championship!!!!! OK H-Man, looking forward to another picture of this trophy. GO UTES!!!!"
    By: Greginslc, April 5, 2014

    "New 5-year Contract for Krystkowiak. Tony Jones: "Breaking news: Chris Hill tells me he and Larry Krystkowiak have agreed in principle to a new five year contract" 51750368121090048"
    By: LA Ute, April 3, 2014

    "There will be a SCRIMMAGE on Friday from 4 - 6pm, most likely at Rice-Eccles Stadium. Tuesday and Thursday are business as usual, practice from 3 - 5pm."
    By: WebMonkey, March 31, 2014

    "It's being reported that Jacoby Hale appears to have torn an ACL."
    By: UtahUte72, March 29, 2014

    "I am starting to think we need to have 2 long weekends set up as a National Holiday to accommodate March Madness."
    By: Greginslc, March 28, 2014

    "Congrats to the Red Rocks winning Utah's first ever Pac-12 championship!"
    By: Ute 4G, March 22, 2014

    "Georgia Dabritz with a 10.0 on Bars."
    By: Vegas Ute, March 22, 2014

    "It is this time when We remember... How truly great Rick Majerus was."
    By: New York, March 20, 2014

    "Ned? Ned Ryerson?"
    By: UTE98, March 18, 2014

    "I am hoping Florida takes it all, obviously, and we stand a decent chance, but I say look out for Louisville. You might not like UF, but you have to like the fact we beat ashley judd three times this year."
    By: RowdyReptile, March 17, 2014

    "I never thought I would see the day where Utah State had twice as many players on NFL rosters than BYU. WOW. BYU - 5 players; Utah State - 10 players; (Utah currently has 22 players on NFL rosters)."
    By: TheRealU, March 17, 2014

    "Utah will host first round NIT game March 18 @ 8pm."
    By: Utes49ers, March 14, 2014

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