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    "All of [BYU's] 15 [bowl game] losses were against teams inferior to Pitt. BYU played its bowl games against unranked teams in the middle of the big conferences and usually lost, as the statistic demonstrates. I hate to kick a paper Cougar when he's down but a lot of BYU fans are saying, 'Too bad Utah played such a cruddy team in a game that was so boring.' Sour grapes to the nth degree."
    By: SeattleUte, January 2, 2005

    "I love Alex Smith. He's the man, no other way to say it. I also love Morgan Scalley. He's made big plays all career long. ... But NOBODY is more awesome than FIFITA!!!! I think he's the best DT in the country, or at least he will be next year. I loved seeing him get so much love last night by the TV guys...he deserves ever word of it. He practically lives in the backfield, and is just a terror rushing the passer from the tackle spot. He's my favorite football player to watch. Can't wait to see him anchor our DL next year!!"
    By: BigMike, January 2, 2005

    "Something Strange [at the Fiesta Bowl]! When the Jumbotron had 'Congratulations to Pittsburgh' then 'Congratulations Utah State'! That is how much respect we have recieved!"
    By: OOtahRules, January 2, 2005

    "With its [Fiesta] bowl win, Utah has won as many bowl games as BYU. BYU's bowl record is 7-15-1, Utah's bowl record is 7-3. Utah has a better bowl winning percentage and has just as many wins as BYU, even though BYU has played in 13 more bowl games."
    By: JazzyUte, January 2, 2005

    "A cool fact about Utah's defense in bowl games. Utah has only given up 29 points COMBINED in four straight bowl games. That's pretty impressive!"
    By: JazzyUte, January 2, 2005

    "I have to think that somewhere across the green, Ron McBride is smiling right now."
    By: RaiderUte, January 2, 2005

    "That should be the largest home crowd in Utah history! [referring to the Ute crowd at the 2005 Fiesta Bowl]"
    By: UTE with a Laptop, January 1, 2005

    "I realize some may have already made the trip to Tempe but still there is no excuse for those at the game to be that damn quiet. The most noise made was when cheerleaders were throwing $#!+ into the crowd. What a joke that several people will rather make noise to get a cheap ass shirt then to support the Ute basketball team."
    By: mpfunk, December 29, 2004

    "God Bless Coeds, I keep getting older, they keep staying the same age."
    By: Mr Crimson, December 23, 2004

    "Hey whiney Muss members, feel free to bite me with your excuses for not going to the games. First of all most of us on the board went to college and in fact the U. We know what its like being a college student. And when you say you have things to do, you know what, you don't. Hitting on that chunky blonde Tri-Delt is not something to do. Believe me you'll get your turn. Every one of us here showed up for every High Point, Whitworth and Simon Frazier because we were fans. What your whining about hoops shows me is that you're nothing more than a bunch of front running losers. Quit being pathetic and show your asses up to the games."
    By: Mr Crimson, December 22, 2004

    "Why do Y fans think they know everything about football and basketball? A few years ago when the U played the Y at the Marriott Center, a Utah player threw down a transition dunk on a Y player. That player was injured under the basket, so the Utah player hung from the rim for a while. Immediately the Y faithful let the refs know there should be a technical by making "the noise", then standing up and making obnoxious "T" motions with their arms and hands. In reality, a player may hang from the rim without penalty if there is an injured player beneath him, making this scenario a no-call. Any halfway decent basketball fan knows this."
    By: KyleWouldDoIt, December 22, 2004

    "With [BYU's] Nashif, Rose and Ainge on the court at the same time I thought I was at a Star Trek convention."
    By: jhill, December 21, 2004

    "[Regarding using the weak schedule as an excuse to miss games:] Yeah, great students. Don't give a rats ass about the Utes, only who they play? That's a joke. I never want to hear another 'Old People Stand Up' chant [from the MUSS] in that place until the Student Section is full for an entire season."
    By: Diehard Ute, December 21, 2004

    "Saying you're the best thing going in SLC sports talk radio is a little like saying you're the world's tallest midget. "
    By: RaiderUte, December 20, 2004

    "USU is a "sleeping giant" that been asleep for 40 years (Merlin Olsen). It's going to take a lot of coffee to wake up that giant. lol"
    By: UTE with a Laptop, December 19, 2004

    "[Marc] Jackson's shooting percentage from 3 point land is 60% and his overall shooting percentage is very high. He was 5-6 last night. 6 shots does not make a detriment to the team. Heck, Chaney had 10 shots. Maybe Jackson should be less of a team player and shoot more."
    By: docUte, December 18, 2004

    "I love seeing a picutre of 2 LDS RMs [returned missionaries] on the Utah team tackling a BYU player. In the Church News! Grins!"
    By: LA Ute, December 16, 2004

    "Breaking News... Bronco's Dad thinks his son will be a good coach. That is some fine reporting Dick! (Link) ... More importantly, Bronco's dad doesn't just think his son will be a good coach, he thinks his son is 'special.' I wish my dad would say that about me."
    By: lilpenny, December 16, 2004

    "Big Rick said that when Urban was hired at Utah that some people thought UM could be the next Rick Majerus. So Rick said 'Well, I stayed for 15 years and he only stayed for 2. And I damn near became a Mormon.' That comment got a big laugh from the crowd at the USC press conference."
    By: CuteUte, December 15, 2004

    "My kid was born 12/25/92. Utah played its first bowl game in 63 years (or something like that) on 12/29 in Tucson and I went. You can have kids any time, how many BCS bowl games can you attend? Try lots of whining & moping -- it worked for me."
    By: pangloss, December 15, 2004

    "The hardest thing to do in life is to listen to sports radio while trying to fool the wife you're listening to her."
    By: HolyShiUTE, December 15, 2004

    "My wife was due Fri., Sept. 3--the day after the a&m game. Our doc said the fresh air and exercise would do her good, so we went. The U gave us a pass to park next to the stadium just in case, and our daughter was born the next day. She went to the Air Force game three weeks later, too."
    By: concerned, December 15, 2004

    "My wife is Due 12/25... I asked her Dr. to induce early but the Douchebag said, 'Going to the Fiesta Bowl wasn't worth the risk.' What the hell does he know?!?!"
    By: Ann_Arbor_Ute, December 15, 2004

    "BCS Bowl births are more rare than childern births. Go to the game."
    By: Cougar Jazz Fan, December 14, 2004

    "So my wife is due with our first child January 15. I have Fiesta Bowl tickets. Am I crazy to go??"
    By: Sacramento Ute, December 14, 2004

    "'We do this the Brigham Young University way,' Samuelson told reporters during the press conference, 'and we hope you understand that but don't worry very much when you don't.'"
    By: newmanscott22, December 14, 2004

    "The difference between BY High and the Utes can be summed up in the banner ads on the message boards. CoogerBoard: "LDSMingle.com." Utefans.net: "Fiesta Bowl Packages!!!" "
    By: TMtnUte, December 14, 2004

    "BYU stat of the weak: Since they are our rival, any time is the right time to trash on them. 20 years ago, the Coogies claimed 1984 MNC after humbling an unranked, 6-5 team by seven whopping points in the grandaddy of them all: the Holiday Bowl. Since then, the Coogs have gone 3-10-1 in bowl games. Three wins in twenty years! And two of those three wins were by a combined seven points! Way to represent, Coogs. But hey, now that Bronco is at the helm and he plans on coaching "by the spirit," perhaps things will change and next season the Coogs can win a bowl game for the first time nine long years. Maybe something simple, such as the Las Vegas Bowl."
    By: ute4ever, December 13, 2004

    "The Oregon fans griping [about Ludwig] is just another way of saying 'we didn't want him anyway.' How else could they justify a lateral move for a guy from the Pac-10 to the MWC? I have a very good feeling about the program. I'm still a little nervous about recovering this recruiting class, but overall, I beleive this hire takes us from two shot wonders to consistently great program."
    By: Wakara, December 13, 2004

    "Gordo and the 1280 clowns said the same thing Friday, Bellotti was holding Ludwig back from opening up the offense. He had a lot more success at Fresno. If they can observe and learn the spread in the coming weeks from the outgoing coaching staff, I think they can continue things here. Has anyone thought that maybe this is why Kyle has said he wouldn't mind allowing Urban to coach the game? Maybe he wants his new staff to learn from him and the outgoing O. guys. "
    By: Big Mac, December 11, 2004

    "Everybody [on the team] is absolutely PUMPED to play for Coach Whitt, and he already has shown a completely different style than UM, which many players enjoyed. As a matter of fact, two of the starters (on the offensive side of the ball, surprisingly) yelled something to the effect of, "If Urban (they didn't refer to him as Coach Meyer) wants to be a part of this, tell him to show up to the damn practices. If not, then he can stay in Florida". Everybody went nuts."
    By: superute, December 10, 2004

    "Craig James is a full-blown idiot, and here's proof that he couldn't argue his way out of a paper bag. Did you notice what he said about Reggie Bush in his Heisman piece? He compared him to Marshall Faulk. Uh, Craig, didn't Faulk play against the same competition that Smith did? What makes him so special and immune from your anti-Utah, anti-non BCS conference rants? If you're going to blow your load over Faulk, the collegiate player, then why are you dissing a QB from the same conference who has been equally as impressive against his peers?"
    By: SoCalPat, December 9, 2004

    "Did she [Shelley Meyer] talk about how happy she is to be near so many giant bugs and excitment over easy access to crack cocaine?"
    By: Mr Crimson, December 9, 2004

    "The only thing missing from the Shelly interview [regarding how much she loves the Gainesville community] was how much the Meyers love to snow ski... I wonder who writes their scripts for them? Whoever it is, I wouldn't recommend that they quit their day job."
    By: TexanUte, December 9, 2004

    "Amongst the many great perspectives Kyle shared on Wednesday.... This one has got to be the best...I couldn't agree more: 'The bottom line is we didn't have a magical offense. We have magical players Alex Smith, Marty Johnson, Steve Savoy. That's what makes this thing good. The players are the nuts and bolts. The scheme will be good, but the players are what drives the offense.'"
    By: Crimson1, December 9, 2004

    "Just read today in the Arizona republic and East valley tribune (both local arizona papers) negative comments on utah fans, specifically mormon ones. First of all , the media and ASU stdents keep calling us the Kindergarten conference and second of all, The owner of Monti's La casa vieja restaurant (food and service are horrible) can't help himself by always saying in the paper and on the local news, that "When people from Utah travel, that they come with a ten dollar bill and the ten commandments and have no intention of breaking either one". Implying that we are cheapskates and self righteous prudes. Anyway for what it is worth, thought you fellow Utefans would like to know what they are saying about us... We are getting put on the chopping block down here.. media and Mill avenue owners saying not expecting much from Ute fans, and that sales will suck and no one wants Utah vs. Pitt."
    By: HALO2KING, December 8, 2004

    "They didn't hire him [Dick Harmon] to gain credibility. They hired him to be a bad BYU gossip writer. He does that job well."
    By: Diehard Ute, December 8, 2004

    "Morgan just gave me chills. He said how he and his wife were freaking out because they didn't know if Whit had gotten the Job and he said he got a phone call around 12:00am from Whit and he said this is what the conversation was like... 'KW: Morgan; MS: Yes coach? KW: A Utah Man Sir, A Utah Man Am I!!!!!!' Morgan said he and his wife started freaking out jumping up and down, from there they called Pouha and Pouha stood up on a table in the library and anounced it and all the students were cheering and throwing papers in the air. Damn I'm proud..."
    By: uteaholicslc, December 8, 2004

    "I wonder if you'll see a billboard that reads: 'Gator Football, fasten your seatbelts' and then next year: 'Gator footbal: you ain't seen nothing yet'"
    By: fuegote, December 8, 2004

    "If King Kyle can get Mullen to stick around and coach the offensive spread then all of us old utes will never need Viagra again. "
    By: runnutz, December 8, 2004


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