Rivalry Smack
 
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Basketball vs. Football

State vs. Church

Outer Darkness vs. Land of Zion

Good vs. Evil

Education vs. Indoctrination

The Shire vs. Mordor

Thinkers vs. Followers

Free Speech vs. Filtered Speech

Diversity vs. Oneness

Science vs. Apologetics

Beer-guzzling Partiers vs. Scripture-toting Pinheads

Coffee vs. Cocoa
(though both have caffeine)

Graduation Ceremony vs. Candle-passing Ceremony

B.S. vs. MRS.

Research vs. Scripturesearch

Fraternity Police vs. Thought Police

Meat vs. Milk

Questioning vs. Obeying

Goats vs. Sheep


the Smack

BYU Co-ed Jokes

2002

Manaia Brown Tampering
Gary Crowton Field at Rice-Edwards Stadium and Other Nonsense
Y'z Lost On Jeopardy, Baby
Transferring From the Zoo to the U
How To Flame
Y'zGuy's Confession: I Lobbed the Seatcushion
Rivalry Week, Let's Get It On...

2001

Words That Trigger Zoob Freakouts
Macphisto's Cougar Fan Analysis
Top 10 reasons this board is infected with Zoobie Trolls
You can tell he's a BYU Fan, Because...
If the Zoobs drop 70 points on a little league team, and no one on this board cares, did it really happen?
On the Phenomenon of "Podunk U"
Research Grants Tell the Tale
The Special Class for BYU Fans at Church
Cheap, Whiny Utah County Bastards
The Casserole
Forget the Game, This Thing Has "Hit" Written All Over It
Youuuuu could be a Zoobie on Rivalry Week if...
Oh, The Plight of a Zoob
10 reasons why I can't pull for BYU on Thursday
The Funniest Coog Vandalism I Ever Saw
Top 10 reasons Ute fans listen to Greg Wrubbell

2000

The Majerus Cult
The Phenomenon of the Demented Fan
Oh to Live in a World Where the Sky is the Deepest Shade of Royal Blue
LDS Athletes Let the Church Down When They Don't Attend BYU
The Real Story Behind NBA Early-Entry
You Zoobies are Something Else
All is not Well in Uteland -- A poem on Garner Meads
A Day in the Life of a Cougar Fan
Utah/BYU Basketball History
"Moral" Sex at BYU
Turn your back for a couple of days and this place fills with Zoobie Trolls
Read Me, Read Me...I'm a Troll
The next 2 decades of Utah and BYU Hoops
BYU bitching about the football schedule this time
 Our leader (Big Al) vs. Their leader (Wesley) -- What a contrast!
 For you Cougs out there who are smelling blood...
 Post to Cougfan: Us, worry?? Nah!!
Regarding Our "Obsession" With BYU
The Road Trip to Provo
Why BYU fans irritate me so much-It's all coming back to me now ...
Rick Majerus BYU Week Preparation Calendar

1999

Almost Everyone Hates BYU
A U Student's "To Do" List
Entries in a Zoob's Franklin this week
Ten ways you know you're watching a football game at BYU
Cougar Stadium Statistical Analysis
When the Rivalry Goes Too Far
The Cougar Fan Test
Ten reasons why this Aztec fan likes the Utes
Utah vs. BYU All-Time Basketball Record
Utah vs. BYU All-Time Football Record
Click here to see a Zoobie's attempt at humor
You Utes kill me!--Why I Hate BYU, Part II
Soul searching about taking pleasure in BYU's misery
All who ripped on the Honor Code should apologize
End of The Greatest Rivalry in America imminent?
LDS Church President is a Ute!
1999 BYU Basketball Quiz
Utah-BYU Graphical Analysis
How I Became a Ute Fan - by Ancient Ute
Top Ten Reasons This Site is 10 Times Busier than Its BYU Counter Part
Why I Left BYU

1998

Rivalry Week Smack 1998












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